Fourthbest

Quick taste of what the fourth best podcast is

Episode Summary

Quickly introduce who Dan, Rags, And Chris. And quickly try to figure how each of us think on specific things. First we talk a little about the current silly events happening now. And some how end up talking about dating and space.

Episode Transcription

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Dan

All right, here we go. Who we have today, we got Ragu. We got Chris Spanier. Spanier, Spanier, Spanier, Spanier.

 

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Chris

It's Ukrainian. It's not French.

 

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Dan

Oh, so you got some like you got that Viking blood in you, but not the good kind.

 

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Chris

I'm actually part Norwegian as well.

 

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Dan

No. Well, Ukraine. Well, I guess. Yeah, that makes sense to. You got that one, that lake, did you? You're the one who got pillaged. Yeah, I did the.

 

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Chris

Pillaging and got pillage at the same time.

 

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Dan

You OK?

 

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Dan

Yeah. Well, here we are. We got we're just going to start off the first. The very first podcast. Mm hmm.

 

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Ragu

Have you thought a name for the podcast?

 

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Dan

Yeah. Fourth best. What are you talking about? Oh.

 

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Ragu

I'm just asking.

 

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Dan

It's the best name you could come up with. The fourth best podcast.

 

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Chris

We came up with the logo work I did anyways on the spot, and it was me.

 

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Dan

Well, no, you say that. I did not even go with it. I was like, What is this garbage?

 

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Chris

It was amazing. I was like a four and the bottom of the four connected to T, and then there's an H in there as well.

 

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Dan

I can say I was inspired.

 

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Ragu

Isn't that the same logo that what you have on your chalk book?

 

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Dan

I mean, you remember it. Oh, yeah.

 

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Chris

I think that's actually pretty sweet.

 

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Dan

It is pretty sweet. Everybody always touches it as like, Hey, don't touch.

 

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Chris

Gear. Get your hands on my chalkbucket bro.

 

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Dan

Camera. Yeah. And they're like, they look at me. I said something wrong because they yo.

 

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Chris

This is my chalk bucket.

 

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Dan

See, my chalk was OK. They gave me that look like, who are you? Let's say.

 

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Chris

So do you actually bring anything to the gym with you?

 

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Dan

It lives there.

 

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Chris

Like you have.

 

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Ragu

Yeah. He hides it in the corner every day. Like, when he comes in it, Brings it out. And then when he's gone, like, he hides it in a corner and then.

 

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Chris

Really? Yeah.

 

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Dan

I got a special spot for it.

 

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Chris

No one else touches it.

 

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Dan

While they used to.

 

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Chris

But how do you ensure that they don't now?

 

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Dan

I lick the corners.

 

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Chris

Room of balls on.

 

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Dan

It and lick the corners like, hey, it's been licked. You know, that's how you like. That's what we do in the back in old country. You just lick things, clean them.

 

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Chris

Oh, nowadays, especially going around old ones.

 

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Dan

Oh, you remember those time? Like, have you seen those old videos of those, uh, those Tick-Tok things where, like, I'm not afraid of Corvette, and they start licking random things.

 

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Chris

I a girl licking the toilets see that?

 

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Dan

The girl? You see that video? Yeah.

 

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Ragu

I can't even imagine.

 

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Dan

You know, to you, what type of toilet was she was licking? I don't know why. I don't want to know. OK, well, you're going to know. It's. She was on the airplane.

 

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Dan

You know, like.

 

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Ragu

I don't I don't know how often they clean there.

 

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Chris

Probably not often. She's in there tongue in that thing. Like.

 

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Dan

Oh, d do you know she got a fine for that? But, like, hey, we we don't we don't condone licking toilets.

 

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Chris

I mean, I hope she got E.coli

 

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Chris

Very least like.

 

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Chris

That's what I hope.

 

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Ragu

We'll see toilets in a plane.

 

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Dan

So someone who's not afraid of COVID. Clearly I'm not afraid of COVID.

 

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Chris

Even though you can't get it from people's anuses. But.

 

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Dan

But, no, that wasn't the only thing that people started licking doorknobs, I think. What's wrong with the doorknob? That's nasty. Yeah.

 

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Chris

I don't know. I think until it gets worse.

 

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Ragu

Yeah. Toilets seats worse OK.

 

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Dan

Well, they could be. Who? Okay, well, you got some. You got some bum sweat, right? Yeah. And, well, I mean.

 

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Chris

Some splashes. Imagine the.

 

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Dan

Sun splashes. Some of.

 

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Chris

The shit people take on planes.

 

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Dan

Like. Yeah, OK. Well, she didn't lick the bottom side of a toilet. She licked a top side so I. When you pick, I say that.

 

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Ragu

When you pee, you be standing. There's no splash on the seat.

 

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Dan

You leave the seat down.

 

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Chris

I mean, yes, it depends.

 

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Ragu

What it depends.

 

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Dan

May well that's savages.

 

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Ragu

Have you ever seen that? I don't. I have seen dirty toilets on planes.

 

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Dan

So it's true. Some people just decide to not pee into, you know, like.

 

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Ragu

OK, see? Imagine you're standing there peeing.

 

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Dan

Right? OK.

 

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Ragu

And then all of sudden there's a turbulence. What do you want to do?

 

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Chris

Splish, splash, you squat.

 

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Dan

Yeah, you it.

 

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Ragu

You can't squat. You just let it fly.

 

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Chris

Yeah. It's like you're gonna pinch it off in a hurry right now. Drop 10,000 feet. It's going wherever.

 

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Dan

Man. I don't know about you, but I hold on to my unit, and I make sure whatever angle I practice at home.

 

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Chris

It's why I get a subpoena. The down better for your. No, no, no.

 

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Dan

No, not at all. See, someone needs to clean that. If it's in my house, I need to clean that I don't want to be wiping out every single time.

 

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Chris

Well, I mean, eventually you get good at it. I mean, you don't have to wipe every time.

 

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Dan

Yeah, but, like, the flow is unreal.

 

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Ragu

Sometimes is on the.

 

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Dan

Other side real.

 

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Chris

You get a wide set urethra or what?

 

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Dan

Or we can we can be. You drink a lot of water. It's just like it's not a snake. It's like the Loch Ness monster is an uncontrollable is an unbelievable, unbelievably unbelievable.

 

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Ragu

I don't want to witness that.

 

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Dan

Well, I wasn't offering.

 

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Ragu

No, you're saying like it's the greatest thing in the world.

 

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Dan

Yeah, but it's not offer. No, I still want to see it.

 

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Chris

I'd have to see it to believe it.

 

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Dan

Let's go. Good. You got to pick the right time.

 

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Chris

After the gym, after you drink a whole bunch of water. You're all dehydrated from dust in yourself and chalk from your chalk bucket.

 

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Dan

Amen. I shit's legit. The fourth. See, I thought his name really hard. It took me a long time to come up with for it. That sounds silly.

 

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Chris

That's what you name the chalkboard.

 

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Dan

Get me everything. Fourth best.

 

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Chris

Fourth. See what else? What a wealth of you. Names and.

 

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Dan

All that. Just whatever you have. It's the fourth best your car, the fourth best, the dick, fourth best. Fourth best in the world.

 

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Chris

In an entire world. That's. That's a tall order.

 

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Dan

How do you know Was number one.

 

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Chris

I mean, what's that guy's name is Pornstar. All right, Jerry, I guess. Fucking disgusting looking.

 

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Dan

Have you seen? There's, like, videos of him sucking on dick.

 

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Chris

Oh, really? Yeah. I don't want to see that at all.

 

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Dan

It's kind of funny.

 

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Ragu

How do you even know this?

 

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Dan

That, you know, like, is it real? And he's just, like, you know, have you seen you've seen the old Batman movies, right? The Batman Returns. The Penguin.

 

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Chris

Oh, yeah. With have.

 

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Dan

So imagine that penguin. And, like, you have this, like, tall Finch, but I don't know how big it is. It changes. And he's just like, oh, what the heck is that? What are you doing? Hey, man, sometimes you go to section balls.

 

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Chris

I mean, he can suck his own balls.

 

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Dan

That's not. Don't you know, just.

 

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Chris

Just. Just a tip or, like, how far? I don't.

 

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Dan

Know. Then I.

 

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Chris

Watched the video I didn't.

 

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Dan

Sort of. Sort of. I was like, you know, it's like it's like one of those videos, like, you're kind of shock, you know? Okay, here's an example. You know, when you walk into a room, you smell something, you don't know what the heck that smell is. So you take a big a whiff of it multiple times. What is that?

 

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Dan

It to be. And you're like, Oh, no, did somebody fart and just see this guy giggling like he did fart? So it was like me watching that video videos, like I don't know what he's doing, but he's looking down a lot and he has his binoculars on. He's looking at binoculars and just like or like, am I seen this right?

 

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Dan

This exists in the world.

 

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Chris

Right? Ron Jeremy sucking his own dick I don't want to live here anymore.

 

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Dan

That's a talent.

 

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Chris

I mean, somebody should because no woman should go near that guy anymore. It's just.

 

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Dan

Honestly, I don't even know if I even seen a video of the guy.

 

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Chris

You do have to see video. You just have to look at him like real life is like like a big old fucking.

 

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Dan

No, no, no.

 

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Chris

You're got on him now. And he's just.

 

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Dan

He's the definition of that girl's porno guy.

 

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Chris

Oh, yeah. Like, 100%, like, porno peddler. Like what you'd think of as somebody that would be selling porn videos.

 

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Dan

Jerry curls, leather sleazeball. Yeah. Jerry curls, you know, the.

 

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Chris

The chest hair with the Hawaiian shirt, just the whole nine yards, the mustache. And he got like, what is it, accused of? Rape to.

 

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Dan

One. Oh, shit.

 

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Chris

A bunch of, like, different porn stars said that he was sexually inappropriate them in, like, some nightclub or strip club.

 

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Dan

OK, you know, I can't even believe that.

 

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Chris

I can't believe it.

 

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Dan

Okay, can you believe it? I think that's bullshit. You cannot claim rape on a set. Yeah, I suppose it's like it's the scene. It's like, you know, he he did it as something inappropriate as like what do you mean? You know, like.

 

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Chris

We were at a strip club, you know, it was actually the set of a porno. Sorry.

 

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Dan

Say. Hmm.

 

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Chris

Would that be his defense?

 

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Dan

Yeah.

 

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Chris

But he just thinks everything's a porno. Wherever he goes, like belong. Hit the beach. Just grab him by the pussy. Oh, sorry. That was the porno again. It's been my whole life.

 

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Dan

I've done this many times. How many sets? I don't know.

 

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Chris

Everywhere he goes, the set.

 

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Dan

Are we all right now? Yes, we are.

 

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Chris

Yeah. Hopefully those could walk through the door and rape us all.

 

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Dan

So even know you know that word now, it's kind of lost his power, you know what I mean? I've been raped as, like. What do you mean? Like, when you think about it, like, oh, you've been violated. But they the definition has changed a little bit. This person looked at me, I they raped me.

 

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Chris

What I associate with, like, video games. Now, what do you mean?

 

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Dan

Like, you got old?

 

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Chris

Yeah, like, playing call duty or something. You know, anything? I'll get killed in, like, three sex. Like, fuck, I got raped.

 

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Dan

Yeah, well, it's like it kind of means the same thing. But not really.

 

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Chris

Yeah, same thing.

 

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Dan

Like like you just got destroyed without knowing.

 

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Chris

Yeah, without consent.

 

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Chris

I mean, that word really has different meanings to different people, but.

 

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Dan

No, no, there is only one.

 

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Chris

I've never been personally raped, so really? No, not once that I can remember anyways.

 

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Dan

OK, well, that's a definition of rape. And your Bill Cosby did.

 

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Chris

Well, I mean, he's out of jail, so technically, he didn't do anything.

 

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Dan

Didn't do anything. You hear what? That you go to jail. You know Bill Cosby, right?

 

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Ragu

Kind of. He's the guy.

 

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Dan

You know that. Hey, hey, hey. Is that the right way?

 

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Chris

That's Fat Albert. But yeah.

 

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Dan

There you go. That was a joke. Yeah, he's out. OK.

 

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Chris

But yeah, he's a how many women came forward this.

 

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Dan

You know.

 

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Chris

At least 50.

 

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Dan

Right. And you know, the funny thing is, though, OK, well, 50. Sure. I'd say yeah. He's disgusting. He needs a little something. Something like, oh, no, but OK, there is a story on him. What there's like if this guy is proven to be like, it's proven that he was a rapist, he would be the most rapist. Is that the word rapist?

 

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Dan

Like he would have the record to be.

 

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Chris

To rape the biggest rapist.

 

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Dan

That's it in history in his entire lifetime.

 

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Ragu

OK, he's the most reported guy. What do you mean? Mean people came forward still on him?

 

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Dan

Yeah. Oh, no. Supported like we seen.

 

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Ragu

Now I'm not supporting him. No, I'm just saying, like, there might be another guy who never know his name. Right.

 

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Chris

Like that guy that was.

 

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Ragu

The Korean leader. You know.

 

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Dan

You don't rape people.

 

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Ragu

Do you know that?

 

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Dan

They just open their legs in front of him because he's a god.

 

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Chris

It was the Mongolian guy.

 

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Dan

OK?

 

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Chris

Is kings can they can, like, relate what is it 90% of like he's just heritage back to him.

 

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Dan

Well that's pretty easy if you just just by math they say if you're with one girl you pop out like one kid.

 

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Chris

Yeah but he just went from place to place raping and pillaging killing people.

 

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Dan

What if his genes were so strong that you shoot in the air, they catch it and then just like, oh.

 

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Chris

I'm pregnant. Oh, my God, I'm a man. How am I pregnant?

 

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Dan

I'm going to have this baby. Danny Oh, yeah. Austria down to Oh, Arnold.

 

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Chris

Chile was that fucking movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito where he has the baby.

 

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Dan

I oh, I know that mom thing.

 

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Chris

It's like Arnold Schwarzenegger, like, full on.

 

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Dan

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

 

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Chris

Pregnant Belly.

 

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Dan

And I remember, you know, movies talking about.

 

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Chris

I can't think of it either.

 

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Dan

Oh, come back.

 

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Chris

This is my favorite line.

 

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Dan

Good to have this baby, Danny. Yeah, he's got.

 

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Chris

Like, a big old gut on him.

 

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Dan

Jay Z. People forget Arnold Schwarzenegger was the shit back in the day. For acting.

 

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Chris

Acting?

 

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Dan

No, no, no, no, no. But, like, you got to think about, like, he was the most paid actor at the time next to Sylvester Stallone. You know, you see Rocky, everything's great. It's great view. Adrian. Adrian is sick, man. You sound like you've been punched in the head and way too many times before you're punched in the head.

 

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Dan

Yeah, I think so. Wasn't it you know, it really.

 

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Chris

But have you seen, like, Arnold Schwarzenegger's documentary of, like, is I can't remember it called, but, like, pumping iron. Yeah, pumping iron.

 

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Dan

It's amazing. Oh, that is.

 

00;14;37;12 - 00;14;38;27

Chris

A crazy story. Is absolutely crazy.

 

00;14;39;01 - 00;14;41;27

Dan

You you know about Arnold, right? Yeah.

 

00;14;42;10 - 00;14;44;08

Ragu

Like, I haven't seen the documented what I know.

 

00;14;44;08 - 00;14;49;15

Chris

Oh, man. You got to go to watch that for sure. It's like his story is unbelievable.

 

00;14;50;07 - 00;15;07;05

Dan

Well, you think about it, right? Like, this guy is just a bodybuilder. Mm hmm. But he became the most paid actor in the world, most and became a governor of California. Yeah. One of the ways he did it, he married a Kennedy.

 

00;15;08;10 - 00;15;09;29

Chris

I had no idea you married a Kennedy.

 

00;15;09;29 - 00;15;10;17

Dan

That's why.

 

00;15;11;11 - 00;15;13;02

Chris

And then he cheated on Earth. Maid.

 

00;15;13;07 - 00;15;13;24

Dan

Yeah. You know.

 

00;15;14;09 - 00;15;15;13

Chris

I mean, why not, right?

 

00;15;15;17 - 00;15;16;11

Dan

You see the maid?

 

00;15;17;08 - 00;15;18;14

Chris

Yeah. She was not good looking.

 

00;15;18;14 - 00;15;19;15

Dan

Yeah, she looked busted.

 

00;15;19;18 - 00;15;20;14

Chris

Yeah, big time.

 

00;15;20;20 - 00;15;23;12

Dan

She's not going to talk. Why would I touch this bitch?

 

00;15;24;12 - 00;15;30;01

Chris

Yeah, except it's like I fucked Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I'm pregnant with this kid.

 

00;15;31;14 - 00;15;35;29

Dan

You seen this kid? I think the kid's going to acting like the kid's buff as she hijacked.

 

00;15;36;00 - 00;15;38;11

Chris

Yeah, well, I figure he's the Mexican one.

 

00;15;39;06 - 00;15;41;03

Dan

Mexican, because he has multiple kids.

 

00;15;41;20 - 00;15;43;18

Ragu

Isn't what the Kennedy said?

 

00;15;44;13 - 00;15;48;26

Dan

Oh, no, no. I don't know. No one knows. But you looked at Maxim one, that one that kind of looks like him, but.

 

00;15;49;23 - 00;15;57;02

Chris

Like kind of Mexicans. What does that accent sound like? If you combine the two Mexican in Austria.

 

00;15;57;13 - 00;16;13;13

Dan

He owns you just he just overpowered very it. Just like, what is this guy is if I was born in California, you get the job. We say get to the chopper. Yeah. Son.

 

00;16;13;27 - 00;16;16;23

Chris

Son. Well, I'd have to be like more Valley Girl than that.

 

00;16;18;23 - 00;16;20;03

Dan

Wow. How would you hold that sound?

 

00;16;20;28 - 00;16;22;10

Chris

Like, get to the chopper.

 

00;16;22;23 - 00;16;29;11

Dan

He that's how you picture of, like, this Jack to get to the chopper.

 

00;16;30;03 - 00;16;33;01

Chris

So that's how everyone in California talks, I'm pretty sure.

 

00;16;33;01 - 00;16;44;24

Dan

No, they talk at K. I just remember I told you I used to work in Cali at one point. Yeah, like now we could go back, like, almost a decade ago. That old at that old same age.

 

00;16;44;24 - 00;16;45;23

Chris

Gray bush or what.

 

00;16;46;10 - 00;16;47;00

Dan

Was it?

 

00;16;48;00 - 00;16;49;15

Chris

Gray pubes. That old?

 

00;16;49;22 - 00;16;56;22

Dan

No, no. Yeah, me neither. Oh, you're just Sherry, right? Yeah, they're still red.

 

00;16;59;00 - 00;17;04;16

Dan

OK, you got some fire ants in there. Get some fire bushes.

 

00;17;04;27 - 00;17;06;01

Chris

Fire bush. Yes.

 

00;17;06;01 - 00;17;10;14

Dan

Everything matches the drapes. Matches the carpet. Is that they say.

 

00;17;11;12 - 00;17;14;03

Chris

Dude, does the carpet match the pubes or they're.

 

00;17;14;12 - 00;17;45;04

Dan

Saying, you said it wrong there. Anyways, with the Arnold though and the kid. It's a yeah. No, I suppose the kid was thinking about going to acting. Well, first of all, he was a bastard child that was getting paid like Arnold was, you know, paying the maid like, hey, I know the kid looks like me. Kid's also jacked, but, you know, shh, shh.

 

00;17;46;07 - 00;17;54;13

Dan

I'm I'm the governor. I'm the governor. Governor shut your mouth.

 

00;17;55;25 - 00;18;09;21

Chris

It's like, I don't know. I feel like if you're rich, though, like, super rich, famous. You're married, had kids already. You think you'd be bored if you had everything you ever wanted?

 

00;18;11;08 - 00;18;26;10

Dan

Yeah. No, I'd be like the Drake song. I have everything. I had everything. Da da da da da da. Yeah, but data. No, anyways, Abby bored you. You be bored.

 

00;18;26;27 - 00;18;28;11

Ragu

Like you for everything. Everything?

 

00;18;28;20 - 00;18;32;28

Chris

Yeah. If you had all the money in the world that you wanted to spend, you could go wherever you wanted in the world.

 

00;18;33;24 - 00;18;34;22

Dan

Money's not an issue.

 

00;18;34;23 - 00;18;35;25

Chris

Like money's not an issue.

 

00;18;36;15 - 00;18;37;12

Ragu

Then I want to be bored.

 

00;18;38;27 - 00;18;39;17

Chris

How do you know, though?

 

00;18;40;01 - 00;18;44;03

Dan

What do you mean? What do you do? What would you do with travel all the time? OK.

 

00;18;44;14 - 00;18;45;22

Ragu

Go to a new place every day.

 

00;18;47;04 - 00;18;48;19

Chris

But eventually you're going to run out of places.

 

00;18;49;07 - 00;18;51;26

Dan

Well, it's like this. Where would you go?

 

00;18;52;25 - 00;18;57;04

Ragu

I don't know. Just drive away. Like, maybe go to Edmonton today.

 

00;18;57;09 - 00;19;00;14

Dan

Go to the first thing you do. You know, I'm here right?

 

00;19;00;26 - 00;19;01;21

Ragu

I'm here now.

 

00;19;01;22 - 00;19;16;09

Dan

Hey, guys, I got. I got $100 billion. First thing I'm doing to drive up to Edmonton. Yeah, going to that wave pool. So, like, you know, you could fly up there. No, I want to. I want to go. I want to drive. Yeah, I mean.

 

00;19;16;17 - 00;19;17;19

Chris

Honestly, like, if you could.

 

00;19;17;22 - 00;19;18;20

Dan

You could in whatever.

 

00;19;19;07 - 00;19;22;00

Chris

Cross country you do, the Trans-Canada all the way.

 

00;19;22;13 - 00;19;30;18

Dan

I'm seeing you guys are thinking like peasants. I walk like a rich bitch. Yeah. How's that? Do I get, like, a chauffeur? Like, take me to places.

 

00;19;31;02 - 00;19;32;07

Ragu

That take me to Edmonton?

 

00;19;33;04 - 00;19;38;09

Dan

I don't I don't walk no more or drive. I don't do anything.

 

00;19;39;02 - 00;19;39;17

Ragu

What do you do?

 

00;19;39;29 - 00;19;44;09

Dan

I just lay there and I tell people I just move my mouth. Hey, feed me. Move my arms.

 

00;19;45;19 - 00;19;47;07

Chris

Slap baby food in your mouth.

 

00;19;48;06 - 00;19;55;25

Dan

Yeah, they. That's how rich I'd be. I just do whatever rich people do. I don't know.

 

00;19;56;09 - 00;19;56;18

Ragu

I don't know.

 

00;19;56;18 - 00;20;01;05

Chris

What was the first place you go if you had, like, all the money in the world?

 

00;20;01;21 - 00;20;02;05

Dan

The moon.

 

00;20;02;20 - 00;20;08;07

Chris

The moon I mean, you can go to outer space now with what does that space X.

 

00;20;08;21 - 00;20;16;02

Dan

With space X, but, like, don't you trust that blue origin shit? Or the Virgin Galactic why not? Because they don't go to space.

 

00;20;16;14 - 00;20;18;03

Chris

They go to other over it. You know.

 

00;20;18;03 - 00;20;29;26

Dan

What if. OK, we'll go with this idea, though. You OK? You know, a little fun fact we have not gone past 12 kilometers underneath the level of the ocean has 12 kilometers.

 

00;20;30;14 - 00;20;31;24

Ragu

What do you mean, like underneath the ocean?

 

00;20;31;24 - 00;20;43;09

Dan

Yeah, that's all like the ocean ocean surface. Humans have not gone past 12 kilometers down from there. Yeah. Mariners trenches 12 kilometers deep in point of the earth.

 

00;20;44;26 - 00;20;46;03

Ragu

That's where we went up to.

 

00;20;47;01 - 00;20;52;26

Dan

And to space is like 80 miles or eight, eight, eight kilometers.

 

00;20;53;23 - 00;20;56;19

Chris

Are you sure that we're going to stretch the deepest part of the ocean.

 

00;20;56;27 - 00;20;59;00

Dan

Yes it's actually. Yeah.

 

00;21;00;15 - 00;21;01;16

Chris

Because only 12 kilometers.

 

00;21;01;16 - 00;21;03;14

Dan

Only two clouds from the surface of the ocean.

 

00;21;03;29 - 00;21;05;09

Chris

Feel like it's a lot deeper than that.

 

00;21;05;09 - 00;21;12;25

Dan

Yeah. Because you, you've put in perspective, you literally just drove 30 kms get here give or take.

 

00;21;13;14 - 00;21;17;18

Chris

Yeah. Probably around there actually. Yeah. It makes sense. That's fucking ways man.

 

00;21;17;27 - 00;21;21;20

Dan

And like nearly 10 minutes, just 10 minutes driving a hundred kilometers.

 

00;21;22;19 - 00;21;25;07

Chris

Then think of how long it takes to dove under there.

 

00;21;25;16 - 00;21;31;26

Dan

Well that's not how well they have. They've been down there, they've seen some weird things but yeah we haven't gone 12 past, past 12 kilometers.

 

00;21;32;25 - 00;21;35;04

Ragu

You said like past two kilometers point.

 

00;21;35;22 - 00;21;42;25

Dan

Well they don't suppose, you know, like the whole, the whole earth kind of thing, you know, the whole thing.

 

00;21;43;00 - 00;21;46;07

Chris

I'm pretty sure there's probably a deeper, deeper point. The ocean that just hasn't been.

 

00;21;46;12 - 00;22;12;05

Dan

Well I guess they just use a round number. Two kilometers. Sounds legit. Not 13 is like 12 ish. 12 ish, you know, but like the, that's the literally the deepest there's a there is an old story. No no, no, sorry. There's an article that Russia actually tried to dig down. There is a project, I've got the project name, but they tried to dig down and see how far they go and.

 

00;22;12;09 - 00;22;13;02

Ragu

There's a movie.

 

00;22;13;26 - 00;22;19;04

Dan

What. Well, essentially a centered earth journey in there. Yeah. OK.

 

00;22;19;26 - 00;22;21;21

Chris

Journeys. They're playing guitar.

 

00;22;23;03 - 00;22;46;14

Dan

There's the rock yeah. So they suppose you think it was crazy though. So the story was that they, they it was a secret, like no office operation. We'll see who gets under the first it's just undisclosed. Like the file has been locked away. But one thing they did, they say that it got hotter and hotter and hotter. Yeah.

 

00;22;46;21 - 00;22;52;03

Dan

So you would think like OK, that's probably the Earth's crust. You know what you mean?

 

00;22;52;21 - 00;23;00;02

Ragu

I mean, they need to go, like, 600 kilometers deep, right?

 

00;23;00;02 - 00;23;01;27

Dan

We talk more. 600 kilometers.

 

00;23;02;09 - 00;23;04;11

Ragu

Like from one side of the to the other side.

 

00;23;04;18 - 00;23;12;29

Dan

Yeah, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, like, because, like, supposedly, like, the earth is there's a crust of just, you know, what is it called?

 

00;23;14;14 - 00;23;15;01

Chris

Mantle.

 

00;23;15;10 - 00;23;17;08

Dan

Mantle, yeah. Yeah. Mantle. That sounds legit.

 

00;23;18;05 - 00;23;22;20

Chris

Sure. That's their words out there, as I know. I know you're talking about, though. They drilled like the deepest hole in the world.

 

00;23;23;18 - 00;23;35;10

Dan

But they debated, never disclosed what they found. Was it just because they said they dig it harder and the pressure was getting there, but then they're like, something happened. They buried it, and then that.

 

00;23;35;10 - 00;23;36;01

Chris

Built up buried.

 

00;23;36;08 - 00;23;37;02

Dan

Oh, no, no.

 

00;23;37;02 - 00;23;39;05

Chris

It's still wide open. People have gone there.

 

00;23;39;09 - 00;23;41;29

Dan

And in that tower, in that building.

 

00;23;42;09 - 00;23;47;21

Chris

No, they say it's like the gates to hell, like they've put in, like, microphones down there. And that sounds like.

 

00;23;47;25 - 00;23;54;22

Dan

No, no, that's screaming. I don't think we're talking the same thing, but like dirt. This is in Russia, like Siberia, where they dug it. Yeah. Oh.

 

00;23;55;03 - 00;23;56;07

Chris

Pretty sure we're talking about same thing.

 

00;23;56;07 - 00;23;56;17

Dan

OK.

 

00;23;57;04 - 00;24;00;04

Ragu

The one in which you're talking is like that, which is still burning.

 

00;24;00;19 - 00;24;02;22

Dan

Yeah. No, that's something else that's different.

 

00;24;03;23 - 00;24;18;06

Ragu

So that one, like, they wanted to they they're trying to drill a hole, and then they hit the gas somewhere, and then it started to come out and yeah, did the thought like, OK, let's burn it off. Like, the gas will end. But it never ended that.

 

00;24;18;07 - 00;24;19;04

Dan

Submarine in the States.

 

00;24;19;17 - 00;24;19;29

Ragu

No.

 

00;24;20;15 - 00;24;21;02

Dan

Somewhere else.

 

00;24;21;17 - 00;24;23;06

Ragu

It's it's in Russia somewhere.

 

00;24;23;07 - 00;24;24;06

Dan

Oh, OK. So it's like.

 

00;24;24;06 - 00;24;25;19

Ragu

A big open pit mining.

 

00;24;25;19 - 00;24;30;17

Dan

That's kind of funny and say, hey, maybe we just burned it up and it's just forever on fire.

 

00;24;30;17 - 00;24;45;02

Ragu

You know, like because like if something happened to oil drill or oil rig, it's not going to burn forever, right? So the thing like it's just going to burn for a bit you run out of fuel underneath and then you'll be OK, right?

 

00;24;45;04 - 00;24;50;03

Chris

They must've just barely opened it the pocket for to still be burning.

 

00;24;50;07 - 00;24;53;16

Dan

Mm hmm. It's called the Earth's anus to see.

 

00;24;53;18 - 00;24;54;13

Chris

It's just.

 

00;24;54;13 - 00;24;55;06

Dan

Slowly.

 

00;24;55;06 - 00;24;56;29

Chris

Leaking. Had bad Mexican that.

 

00;24;56;29 - 00;25;24;00

Dan

Night forever in Russia. Oh yeah. So that's still with idea like 80 kilometers above. So above sea level it hammers to get to outer space. Yeah, nobody knew. deGrasse Tyson says it's actually a hundred kilometers. So think about that. It's not that much farther to get to the furthest part humans have ever been. But to get away 80 kilometers.

 

00;25;24;00 - 00;25;37;28

Dan

A hundred kilometers to hit. Not just get past the get past the orbit. Mm hmm. Well, OK, well, that depends like the moon and whatever, right? But that's, like, frickin far. Yeah. In comparison, eight times. Ten times.

 

00;25;39;13 - 00;25;43;03

Chris

Yeah. But we also know a lot more about outer space than we do the very depths of the ocean.

 

00;25;43;04 - 00;25;45;22

Dan

That's not true. Space is big.

 

00;25;46;11 - 00;25;52;01

Ragu

Yes, space is big, but there is no pressure yeah. Going up. There is less and less pressure as you go up.

 

00;25;52;11 - 00;25;55;01

Dan

No, but he's saying we know more about space. No, we don't.

 

00;25;55;17 - 00;25;57;13

Ragu

We don't know nothing about our oceans either.

 

00;25;57;16 - 00;26;05;10

Dan

Yeah, we don't know shit. OK, well, what's your idea of that? What do you mean? Well, you brought it up like like y space.

 

00;26;05;20 - 00;26;11;10

Chris

Think about how how many hours has Mariana Trench been, you know, researched?

 

00;26;11;14 - 00;26;11;25

Dan

Sure.

 

00;26;12;02 - 00;26;34;17

Chris

Compared to how many satellites are in space? Hubble telescope. We've got a rover on Mars for the third or fourth time now. Yeah, we can launch stuff out to Pluto, have a wrap around and take pictures and come back to Earth. Mm. How many how much have you seen? About the very depths of the ocean? Nothing. Well, we don't really know what's down there.

 

00;26;34;23 - 00;26;36;05

Dan

James Cameron knows. Yeah.

 

00;26;36;18 - 00;26;39;00

Chris

He went for the Titanic. What's about it?

 

00;26;39;03 - 00;26;48;14

Dan

No, he he all the money that he actually has, he's. He's actually building submarines to kind of go down to the moon trench and kind of look at these weird things. Personally.

 

00;26;49;07 - 00;26;53;14

Chris

Personally? Yeah. I don't even think that there's a man made sub that actually can go that deep.

 

00;26;53;15 - 00;27;08;10

Dan

OK, he's going down deep, though. Maybe not Mariana Trench, but, like, he's going to go some part the ocean. I don't I don't live too far into it, but he's been to the the, you know, bottom of the ocean. Not the very bottom, but bottom of e of an ocean.

 

00;27;09;00 - 00;27;11;17

Chris

Yeah. Where the Titanic lives. And I think that's about it.

 

00;27;11;23 - 00;27;15;22

Dan

No, he's been to many other places as he goes. Inspiration for Avatar.

 

00;27;15;27 - 00;27;17;12

Chris

That's where it all came from.

 

00;27;17;12 - 00;27;18;17

Dan

He doesn't know. That's right.

 

00;27;18;19 - 00;27;21;29

Chris

So one of the glowing trees down there, and he's like, I have an idea for a movie.

 

00;27;23;10 - 00;27;27;24

Dan

Yeah. So but the thing is, I like what do you what do you say with that, though?

 

00;27;29;06 - 00;27;30;18

Chris

What do you mean? Like, in what way?

 

00;27;30;19 - 00;27;36;08

Dan

Like yours that. Well, you're saying, like, you know, we don't know that much about Earth. OK.

 

00;27;36;21 - 00;27;46;09

Chris

Or we don't we don't really know a whole lot about the ocean or what life lives down beyond in that kind of pressure. Yeah, there's obviously life yeah.

 

00;27;46;10 - 00;27;46;24

Dan

A lot.

 

00;27;47;06 - 00;27;52;05

Chris

Clearly. But we can't discover life out in the universe.

 

00;27;52;20 - 00;27;53;01

Dan

We could.

 

00;27;53;24 - 00;27;58;26

Chris

Well, we also don't know with it like a whole lot of species that are still left to be discovered here as well. So.

 

00;27;58;26 - 00;28;04;29

Dan

Oh, thousands, millions, millions. At least half of them are mushrooms.

 

00;28;05;23 - 00;28;06;27

Chris

Have you watched that one?

 

00;28;06;27 - 00;28;07;28

Dan

Yeah, that's pretty good on.

 

00;28;07;29 - 00;28;08;23

Chris

You seen fungi on.

 

00;28;08;23 - 00;28;09;26

Dan

Netflix? Excellent.

 

00;28;10;19 - 00;28;11;13

Ragu

Netflix. OK.

 

00;28;11;23 - 00;28;12;06

Dan

Excellent.

 

00;28;13;09 - 00;28;15;11

Chris

Absolutely. It's very good.

 

00;28;15;11 - 00;28;18;15

Dan

It's not about drugs or anything, but I just like it a little bit.

 

00;28;19;02 - 00;28;24;07

Chris

A little bit. The one guy, if you hate the wrong mushrooms and end up in a tree in a thunderstorm.

 

00;28;24;21 - 00;28;46;15

Dan

Hmm. But yeah, OK, well, we'll get to that. But the thing is that you leave like sure. Like the reason why I've gone to space people because I thought about this a lot, too, but it's private. Like, you know, if you want to discover more about the ocean, then you go to a privately funded but that's not exciting.

 

00;28;46;15 - 00;29;07;04

Dan

It's exciting to see what's out there because. Why? It's exciting because it just like, you know, religion is a huge thing for us. It's something to believe in. But what if the science gets so real that you actually discover something out there? You're like, Shit, we got it wrong. It's science trying to prove what the definition of science is, trying to prove yourself wrong.

 

00;29;07;29 - 00;29;20;06

Dan

When you come up with the theory and the species, you try to disprove that idea. So evolution, it could be real. So scientists are trying to prove it wrong all the time.

 

00;29;21;26 - 00;29;24;25

Chris

But haven't they proved evolution real by now?

 

00;29;26;06 - 00;29;27;27

Dan

Still stand still a theory.

 

00;29;29;03 - 00;29;32;28

Chris

I mean, the Big Bang as well. Theory also but they.

 

00;29;32;28 - 00;29;49;13

Dan

Can it's more of a it's more like it sounds like they say if they proved it right, it's like, well, how could they? Oh, we saw it as again, that's just like saying that those flat earth is a think the earth is flat because they saw it. They see it's flat. You know what it's like? It's still a theory.

 

00;29;50;04 - 00;29;53;04

Dan

No, Walter, it's not flat. Let's get that straight, OK?

 

00;29;54;14 - 00;29;58;00

Chris

But the earth is flat, OK?

 

00;29;58;09 - 00;29;58;23

Dan

OK.

 

00;29;58;24 - 00;30;02;01

Chris

And everything else is round and spherical in the universe.

 

00;30;03;02 - 00;30;06;25

Dan

It's not it's not. That's not true. Those are projections.

 

00;30;07;06 - 00;30;10;01

Chris

Oh, yeah, that's right. Sorry, I got confused.

 

00;30;12;20 - 00;30;32;26

Dan

But with. Yeah, with that all like, it's. I don't know, I just I, you know, romanticize about the idea that there could be something else out there. If we're one. I don't know. I think this is, like, crazy talk, but, like, we're one planet out of and in the solar system out of a billion solar systems out there.

 

00;30;33;00 - 00;30;33;26

Ragu

You don't know that.

 

00;30;34;28 - 00;30;35;16

Dan

OK, well.

 

00;30;36;14 - 00;30;37;29

Ragu

You don't know that we are the only one.

 

00;30;38;12 - 00;30;38;25

Dan

What do you mean?

 

00;30;39;13 - 00;30;42;14

Ragu

I mean, maybe we know what it's called. Other guys.

 

00;30;42;26 - 00;31;04;26

Dan

Oh, no, no, hold on. Know what I'm saying? Like, we're one solar system out of a billion, billion. Hundreds of billions of solar systems out there. Mm hmm. Those solar systems could have one or two planets that could consider solar system, right? Mm hmm. Well, like that definition of a solar system is like, I don't know, energy from Lone Star or whatever.

 

00;31;04;27 - 00;31;07;15

Dan

Eight, but, yeah. Close enough.

 

00;31;08;01 - 00;31;10;21

Chris

Sure. I'll go. What you said on that one.

 

00;31;11;07 - 00;31;24;25

Dan

So there could be hundreds of billions of those stars and hundreds of billions of different planets. Just by that, if we exist, that must mean there has to be somebody else that's out there to exist. Yeah. Now, what is it? I don't know.

 

00;31;26;15 - 00;31;35;21

Chris

Oh, absolutely. Something out there exist. But the universe so big like, what are the chances that we're ever going to count encounter alien life?

 

00;31;36;14 - 00;31;37;12

Dan

You may have already.

 

00;31;38;25 - 00;31;41;25

Chris

I mean, we start getting into some Alex Jones shit here.

 

00;31;42;06 - 00;31;43;12

Dan

No, I'm just saying we might have.

 

00;31;44;14 - 00;31;45;01

Ragu

How do we know?

 

00;31;45;14 - 00;31;46;02

Dan

You don't know.

 

00;31;46;18 - 00;31;48;12

Chris

We've got a computer engineer here.

 

00;31;48;19 - 00;31;48;29

Ragu

I don't.

 

00;31;48;29 - 00;31;50;09

Dan

Know. Pure science right here.

 

00;31;50;10 - 00;31;54;26

Chris

I mean, computers on the quantum level. Let's. Let's hear about it.

 

00;31;54;26 - 00;31;56;13

Dan

Compute on the quantum level.

 

00;31;57;01 - 00;31;59;00

Ragu

I don't know anything you are talking about.

 

00;32;00;07 - 00;32;01;18

Chris

He doesn't know. Sure.

 

00;32;03;23 - 00;32;04;04

Chris

All right.

 

00;32;05;06 - 00;32;08;07

Dan

But, like, you know, one of the strange things, though.

 

00;32;08;21 - 00;32;21;11

Chris

What if the universe is just so big that life just happened? So randomly and we're so far apart, then we'll never run into another species of intelligence. So.

 

00;32;21;11 - 00;32;24;28

Dan

But you're saying there is another species just by that statement?

 

00;32;25;03 - 00;32;29;07

Chris

Oh, absolutely. There's got to be. There's more than one there's more than two. Probably billions.

 

00;32;29;23 - 00;32;31;13

Dan

Probably like us.

 

00;32;32;05 - 00;32;39;15

Chris

Oh, yeah. It's going to be just maybe they don't look like us, but there's got to be something out there. It's just as intelligent, if not more.

 

00;32;39;15 - 00;32;40;03

Dan

What do you think?

 

00;32;41;04 - 00;32;49;26

Ragu

Maybe we just don't see them and they don't see us all. So sound we can't hear all the sound.

 

00;32;50;17 - 00;33;19;11

Dan

You're saying you're just. Oh, he's saying like interdimensional I see. Maybe they go like, ghosts aren't really a ghost. We just generic because actually, like, that's something else. Living on a different plane of a different dimension. Mm hmm. They may maybe you may be on something, you know, maybe. I think so. I think so. But I guess we'll never know every what.

 

00;33;19;18 - 00;33;32;23

Dan

But then again, there's a theory. I don't know if you. I don't know. Sometimes they get to these rabbit holes, you know, doing random research. Like, what am I dreaming you know? Do you ever do that? You ever dream of something and you like what I just dream of?

 

00;33;33;27 - 00;33;37;10

Chris

And you look it up and it's like you're going to have cancer in three days.

 

00;33;38;03 - 00;33;52;11

Dan

That could be it. Yeah. Or people will just say, hey, you just either saw into the past or the future, or there might be a different you know, things happen on a different timeline, and you're peering into it.

 

00;33;53;05 - 00;33;53;19

Ragu

Like, can you.

 

00;33;53;19 - 00;34;04;05

Dan

Dream energy? Could be, yeah. Like, maybe your dreams aren't really a dream. Like, you think they're all made up, but realistically, you're actually looking into a different life.

 

00;34;06;13 - 00;34;06;22

Dan

Like a.

 

00;34;07;09 - 00;34;07;19

Chris

Different.

 

00;34;07;19 - 00;34;09;01

Dan

Timeline. Timeline.

 

00;34;09;01 - 00;34;09;23

Chris

A different timeline.

 

00;34;10;01 - 00;34;18;03

Dan

Could be you. You because you always tried to imagine, like, you reflect on yourself, but like, you don't see your own reflection through your own eyes.

 

00;34;20;04 - 00;34;39;26

Dan

You know, I'm saying like you see into the eyes of whoever's eyes it is. Mm hmm. What if that's you but you don't know that's you right? Like, OK, say, like, how do you know, like, your face and all that? Mm hmm. Looking through your own eyes without reflection.

 

00;34;41;20 - 00;34;43;10

Chris

I just look into some water, man.

 

00;34;43;11 - 00;34;44;16

Dan

No, no, no reflection.

 

00;34;45;13 - 00;34;48;16

Chris

I know. I know what you say, but it's.

 

00;34;49;03 - 00;34;52;22

Dan

It's very strange talk, right? Yeah. Yeah, it.

 

00;34;53;04 - 00;34;54;09

Chris

Wouldn't be a direct no self.

 

00;34;54;16 - 00;35;07;27

Dan

So, you know, like, maybe you're dreaming. Like, you only see things in first person maybe. I don't know, maybe you see a third person, you know? I mean, like, first person to eyes, third person through the back of your head. You see everything around you and yourself.

 

00;35;08;09 - 00;35;11;08

Chris

Does anybody dream third person, though? Have you ever dreamt that third person?

 

00;35;11;08 - 00;35;12;06

Ragu

No, I don't think so.

 

00;35;12;18 - 00;35;15;23

Dan

Right. You maybe, but no, I don't know.

 

00;35;15;23 - 00;35;20;25

Chris

There's no way you have to be weird. No, but it's like a dream, like, about a video game or something.

 

00;35;21;15 - 00;35;24;03

Ragu

Could be. No, even in the video game he should be playing.

 

00;35;24;12 - 00;35;27;21

Chris

Yeah, you should be. You should be the first person. Does it make sense?

 

00;35;27;22 - 00;35;29;16

Dan

It could be third person. How do you know?

 

00;35;29;21 - 00;35;31;00

Chris

Can be. Can never be.

 

00;35;31;29 - 00;35;34;16

Ragu

Because it's your dream. You know, the winner of your dream.

 

00;35;35;09 - 00;35;50;24

Dan

You're assuming that perception is exactly how we see it right now, but would have in these other dimensions that are kind of weird. So imagine I'd be kind of weird like. Like you're you're actually like you. You're your mind is way back here. Your vision, a reality. You see yourself right there.

 

00;35;52;15 - 00;35;57;02

Chris

I see. But when you be in simulation, that could be if you're seen from the third person.

 

00;35;57;21 - 00;35;58;28

Dan

See that's an interesting thought.

 

00;36;01;00 - 00;36;07;20

Chris

Because that's like every video game ever third person view and somebody else control.

 

00;36;07;20 - 00;36;09;13

Dan

So you could be doing winner you know.

 

00;36;10;01 - 00;36;11;12

Chris

I mean we all could be really.

 

00;36;11;28 - 00;36;14;06

Dan

What do you think of that there the matrix is coming up for.

 

00;36;14;29 - 00;36;23;07

Ragu

Matrix four. Yeah can you imagine like maybe someone is playing with us all the time. Like they have a remote control and they're just like playing the test.

 

00;36;23;13 - 00;36;26;27

Chris

At like the laziest player ever. If that's the case.

 

00;36;26;27 - 00;36;35;02

Dan

No, see, you could say that or it's k k, what do you want? He will say simulation. What do you mean by simulation?

 

00;36;37;10 - 00;36;38;04

Chris

Well, I mean.

 

00;36;39;00 - 00;37;10;08

Dan

Are we in a similar like what does that mean? Like if you were to define if this was a simulation, you know, I mean, right simulation stuff. If this was a simulation, what do you mean by that? Is a simulation. Like you play SIM City and you see these people kind of moving and how they live their lives, that type of simulation, they could A.I. You have a play over and over again until you have your desired results or are you playing yourself running a simulation through multiple lives until you get it right?

 

00;37;11;04 - 00;37;17;16

Dan

Like in what perspective are we just a part of a bigger picture? Are we the player in this picture?

 

00;37;18;21 - 00;37;29;12

Ragu

I think the way I said it, oh, maybe we are just what do you say? We don't have control. Someone has our control and they're just playing with us.

 

00;37;29;24 - 00;37;34;15

Dan

Right? No, but they are they playing with us or they just run an air simulation to do its own thing?

 

00;37;35;05 - 00;37;35;22

Ragu

I don't know.

 

00;37;36;07 - 00;37;55;04

Dan

See, that's why I mean that type of simulation because I don't know if you do like, you know, read Open Air, let the A.I. kind of run its role, run his lifetimes through and through until he gets it right. Mm. Well, if he's doing that with hundreds of billions of people, it's not that many. 88 billion people it's running that simulation over and over again.

 

00;37;56;14 - 00;38;02;08

Dan

Like, are we in the first iteration, second iteration from that perspective. So, you know, the God is running this.

 

00;38;03;17 - 00;38;04;16

Ragu

I'm not saying are.

 

00;38;04;17 - 00;38;12;11

Dan

Not almost seem like we don't know. That's just a generic word we use for something that's else out there. Yeah, I know.

 

00;38;12;20 - 00;38;14;21

Chris

I think, I think it'd have to be an error because.

 

00;38;15;08 - 00;38;18;02

Dan

As A.I. or the area like we I.

 

00;38;18;16 - 00;38;22;09

Chris

Know someone is running us as an AI because who's going to choose.

 

00;38;22;17 - 00;38;23;26

Dan

Our artificial intelligence? Yeah.

 

00;38;24;17 - 00;38;30;24

Chris

We're in the simulation and it's an AI picking and choosing who does what because who's going to choose to be.

 

00;38;30;25 - 00;38;31;00

Dan

What.

 

00;38;31;21 - 00;38;33;05

Chris

Or, or homeless?

 

00;38;33;10 - 00;38;39;00

Dan

Right. What? I just said it'd run its own life. So it's not choosing. It's just like running, say, OK.

 

00;38;39;07 - 00;38;48;07

Chris

So to run the simulation. OK, so who's going to who's going to choose to be poor and homeless other than like a few people that would be playing race.

 

00;38;48;15 - 00;38;48;21

Dan

Mm.

 

00;38;49;05 - 00;38;57;08

Chris

Is everyone would want to be rich, have everything get the cheat codes and you know, have everything they ever wanted.

 

00;38;58;22 - 00;38;58;28

Dan

Mm.

 

00;38;59;11 - 00;39;08;21

Chris

People wouldn't want to choose to be poor living in a third world country. I, I think it's if we're in a simulation that that's the way it would be.

 

00;39;08;24 - 00;39;29;03

Dan

OK, here's another thought to that then. Would if you are running a simulation, you have everything like you said, would you get bored if you have unlimited money in the world you don't have to talk to the world like you're just existing. You're just inside a little vat like the matrix and it's just running. You like energy but like whatever, right?

 

00;39;30;19 - 00;39;43;08

Dan

What if your your life is so set, you're bored, so you decide what is it like to be live as a shitty person? Right now? Start from ground zero. I just one little excitement in my life.

 

00;39;44;09 - 00;39;51;17

Ragu

Or maybe the last to someone while playing the game again. Someone else. And then they're like, OK, if you lose, you're going to go there.

 

00;39;52;25 - 00;39;54;11

Chris

That's not the way to look at I guess. Yeah.

 

00;39;55;10 - 00;40;03;00

Dan

So you say you ever want to be rich? Well, what if you are filthy rich? What if you got to be on like I could think of everything and it wouldn't exist?

 

00;40;03;22 - 00;40;09;10

Ragu

Maybe that's what happens. Like the richest person, he dies and then he he's born in a poor family.

 

00;40;10;01 - 00;40;10;06

Dan

Yeah.

 

00;40;10;17 - 00;40;12;06

Ragu

I think the poorest people in the world.

 

00;40;13;00 - 00;40;24;06

Dan

That's some Indian shit that's like the reincarnation stuff. No, but only rich people get that chance. What do you mean? I'm just that with your idea, like rich people, they reincarnate into, like, this shitty little.

 

00;40;24;18 - 00;40;25;20

Ragu

No, I'm just saying.

 

00;40;25;20 - 00;40;27;08

Dan

Resort yourself back to peasant.

 

00;40;29;17 - 00;40;31;08

Ragu

Well, it's not that way, but, yeah.

 

00;40;32;18 - 00;40;35;29

Chris

I don't know. So it's all too confusing.

 

00;40;37;04 - 00;40;39;03

Dan

It's fun thinking about how it is.

 

00;40;39;03 - 00;40;51;29

Chris

Yeah, but I think. Yeah. 90% of the players, like, go play a video game. Everyone's going to want the best stuff no matter what. It doesn't matter. Even if you get bored, you still want to be at the top.

 

00;40;51;29 - 00;40;53;08

Dan

What if you got God mode already?

 

00;40;53;23 - 00;40;57;10

Chris

So people, people do that anyways as shitty players.

 

00;40;57;22 - 00;41;02;25

Dan

Yeah, no, no, you have it ready now. What? Do everything after everything.

 

00;41;02;25 - 00;41;04;21

Chris

Now what is going on? Fuck with people.

 

00;41;04;24 - 00;41;06;00

Dan

That's it. No. Then what?

 

00;41;07;07 - 00;41;08;15

Chris

Yeah, it's go round fucking people.

 

00;41;08;15 - 00;41;10;09

Dan

Oh no. Eventually you'll get bored.

 

00;41;10;29 - 00;41;12;25

Chris

And then just quit playing that game. You move on.

 

00;41;13;24 - 00;41;16;03

Dan

Or second option.

 

00;41;16;18 - 00;41;17;25

Chris

Create a second character.

 

00;41;17;27 - 00;41;19;20

Dan

Is going to the shittiest setting.

 

00;41;20;29 - 00;41;23;13

Chris

And be poor.

 

00;41;24;07 - 00;41;25;21

Dan

How do I become a god.

 

00;41;26;16 - 00;41;27;21

Chris

Of already had no.

 

00;41;27;21 - 00;41;44;00

Dan

No. But like I want to go like you just want to like see every angle. The process of it. I'm from I want to be as powerful as that. Is it possible through the through my limitations is it possible could be about you? Yeah. You know.

 

00;41;44;11 - 00;41;47;27

Chris

I didn't realize the sound was off I'll turn off.

 

00;41;48;07 - 00;41;56;05

Dan

Is just airplane mode good because you know these do still want to be tracked. Yeah. Yeah.

 

00;41;56;28 - 00;41;58;01

Chris

The government telling me bro.

 

00;41;59;19 - 00;42;13;08

Dan

They're always watching you hear about that what the, what the, you know, the the vaccine stuff with, um, United States. They're saying that everybody above 100 employees need to be vaccinated.

 

00;42;16;05 - 00;42;20;26

Dan

And. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. I mean.

 

00;42;21;23 - 00;42;32;18

Chris

I'm vaccinated, but I still feel like should be your personal choice. And they're saying now in the States, they're gonna start refusing care because I know people that.

 

00;42;32;27 - 00;42;34;23

Dan

That's not true. Is a.

 

00;42;34;24 - 00;42;35;15

Chris

Jimmy Kimmel.

 

00;42;35;28 - 00;42;36;16

Dan

OK, back.

 

00;42;36;16 - 00;42;37;26

Chris

To himself the other night.

 

00;42;37;26 - 00;42;38;23

Dan

That guy's a joke.

 

00;42;39;02 - 00;42;40;09

Chris

I mean, yeah, but still.

 

00;42;40;20 - 00;42;50;25

Dan

I, i, i just think everything with a grain of salt, whatever he says, but because he has a narrative, he has, he has a speak on the behalf of the pockets as you see it.

 

00;42;51;04 - 00;43;12;02

Chris

But the, the, the American system's so overwhelmed at the moment that they're going to have to start choosing who they're going to see and who they're not going to see. And they're saying that the unvaccinated because at this point it's by choice or that you're having a reaction to the vaccine that they're going to start refusing people that aren't vaccinated for health care.

 

00;43;12;06 - 00;43;13;29

Dan

But there are people that can actually take it.

 

00;43;15;00 - 00;43;16;25

Chris

And there's people here saying the same thing.

 

00;43;17;02 - 00;43;26;22

Dan

No, not like legitimate can't take it. Oh yeah. Not by like I choose not to take but there are people who say I can't take it we did a blood test. This thing will cauterize, it will kill me.

 

00;43;27;12 - 00;43;32;19

Chris

But even say if somebody choose not to take it, should they refuse health care.

 

00;43;33;23 - 00;43;34;15

Ragu

I don't think so.

 

00;43;34;15 - 00;43;38;27

Dan

Well, in Canada wise, no. We all agree everybody should be taken care of.

 

00;43;39;26 - 00;43;49;15

Chris

But there's talks that here as well in the media mhm. Whether people should like if you're not vaccinated at this point because two thirds of the population is right. So.

 

00;43;50;20 - 00;43;56;19

Dan

You know, but that's assume mean the vaccination is an end all, be all. We don't know.

 

00;43;56;19 - 00;44;03;29

Chris

It's not clearly because people are still getting COVID with the vaccination rates up in hospital as well.

 

00;44;04;04 - 00;44;17;16

Dan

So if it was 100% like, you know, polio eradicated, it worked. Erika's gets behind that, it worked. You don't get it if you got yourself vaccinated right you because there's 100%.

 

00;44;19;11 - 00;44;21;00

Chris

Yeah they basically eradicated polio.

 

00;44;21;19 - 00;44;23;12

Dan

Except the one guy that still has iron lung.

 

00;44;24;04 - 00;44;29;13

Chris

Yeah. He was like 900 and fat fuck nothing all day.

 

00;44;29;17 - 00;44;31;03

Dan

Because you don't have a choice.

 

00;44;31;08 - 00;44;35;00

Chris

I mean what kind of quality of life is that what? I'd stand it honestly.

 

00;44;35;18 - 00;44;38;21

Dan

I don't know, you know, begin mad. Let's see.

 

00;44;40;20 - 00;44;43;25

Chris

Got hotness comes in and just climbs in the iron lung with him every.

 

00;44;43;25 - 00;44;46;23

Dan

Day and he don't know what's hot nurses whatever is available.

 

00;44;48;26 - 00;44;50;02

Chris

£300 Susan.

 

00;44;51;28 - 00;44;58;22

Dan

Sure know fuck you till you die. I'm ready Dad. I can't feel my toes.

 

00;44;59;00 - 00;45;00;11

Chris

I'm in an iron lung, baby.

 

00;45;02;04 - 00;45;12;05

Dan

That's my flex. I can't die. But you know I can't. You know, get it up sick. It's no problem. You got a nose? Yeah.

 

00;45;14;10 - 00;45;15;17

Chris

Face is my throne.

 

00;45;16;15 - 00;45;28;17

Dan

Hehe or a general. There's always those that see. The thing is that if it was work if it was 100% and you can't get it, then everybody be behind it.

 

00;45;30;00 - 00;45;31;07

Chris

But that's the problem, though.

 

00;45;32;05 - 00;45;34;24

Dan

But the other thing and social media's a devilish thing.

 

00;45;35;13 - 00;45;39;28

Chris

It's the fucking worst thing to happen to humanity, I think. Honestly.

 

00;45;40;18 - 00;45;41;10

Dan

Or the best thing.

 

00;45;42;02 - 00;45;43;08

Chris

The worst one of the worst.

 

00;45;43;08 - 00;45;44;02

Ragu

Is how you use it.

 

00;45;44;22 - 00;45;46;24

Dan

But everybody assumes they use it, right?

 

00;45;47;08 - 00;45;48;23

Chris

And it's not being used right.

 

00;45;48;23 - 00;45;50;13

Dan

But everybody assumes use. Right?

 

00;45;51;11 - 00;45;55;12

Ragu

OK, so what's right? What's wrong? Everyone has their own point of view.

 

00;45;55;12 - 00;46;20;24

Chris

So while everyone projects this fantastic image of themselves on social media, their alter ego, I'd say they look what I'm doing. I'm over the mound, stay beautiful, beautiful. This is me and my girlfriend or whatever. And then it's like this life that they don't actually lead. And then somebody else looks at that and they're like, Oh, fuck, my life sucks compared to this person.

 

00;46;20;24 - 00;46;23;11

Chris

My life sucks compared to this person. And that's all you see.

 

00;46;24;04 - 00;46;28;23

Ragu

The person who posted that mountain video, he'll be watching others and he'll be thinking the same.

 

00;46;29;05 - 00;46;31;09

Chris

Exact thing. So is it being used right there?

 

00;46;32;04 - 00;46;34;26

Ragu

I don't know. Maybe that's what people want to feel sad.

 

00;46;36;07 - 00;46;39;01

Chris

I don't think so. I think people want to feel sad. Do you want to feel sad?

 

00;46;39;16 - 00;46;40;21

Ragu

No, I don't want to feel sad.

 

00;46;40;25 - 00;46;42;11

Chris

I I don't want to feel sad.

 

00;46;42;22 - 00;46;46;01

Dan

I like to feel sad. I want to see if I can still feel.

 

00;46;46;26 - 00;47;07;03

Chris

It's the only way I can feel. It's if I'm crying. Yeah, I don't know. I just feel like like I mean, for the amount of information we can share. Yeah. Social. She is fine in that regard. But, like, for the social aspect, it's just pure poison at this point. Yeah, especially with the news. You can't get a story straight.

 

00;47;07;03 - 00;47;33;14

Chris

You can't get a news poll news post without people arguing and say the most crude shit you've ever seen in the comments. Yeah, it's at this point, it's just brainwashing and poison. And then you got an entire generation that grew up on this and that this is what they see. So I don't know. I just think it's just get rid of it.

 

00;47;33;24 - 00;47;39;21

Chris

Let's get rid of Facebook, get rid of Instagram, get rid of all that shit and just share information.

 

00;47;39;28 - 00;47;41;08

Dan

You sound real old right now.

 

00;47;41;08 - 00;47;43;26

Chris

I know Boomer over here, right?

 

00;47;44;02 - 00;48;05;16

Dan

Like a boomer second boomer. I know what you're saying, though. The thing is that there's a flip side to that there are people actually. Ah, see, you're thinking everybody has a van, and yet they're living this unreal life. There are some that are the are living fantastic life, and they're showing it. That's what the celebrity life is. Yeah, but some of them, some.

 

00;48;06;08 - 00;48;08;13

Chris

What is what is the algorithm push.

 

00;48;09;04 - 00;48;11;22

Dan

Or outrage, which is what makes.

 

00;48;11;23 - 00;48;26;19

Chris

The people living the most fabulous life. The people that are happy, you know, with the most followers, the most views, you don't see the guy that's fucking posting out crying out for help when he's going to commit suicide, right? Like you'll never see that.

 

00;48;27;08 - 00;48;29;13

Dan

You know? You know, you have to dig deep for that. Yeah.

 

00;48;29;13 - 00;48;35;17

Chris

You got to dig deep for that and you'd never find it anyways, even if you did, unless you just typed in the red hashtag.

 

00;48;37;00 - 00;48;40;13

Ragu

They will be removing it pardon. They'll be removing it.

 

00;48;41;04 - 00;48;41;27

Dan

Yeah. Oh yeah.

 

00;48;42;03 - 00;48;44;06

Ragu

It's get censored so yeah.

 

00;48;45;03 - 00;48;49;03

Chris

It'll be blocked anyways. Probably this is inappropriate.

 

00;48;49;11 - 00;48;49;20

Dan

Mm hmm.

 

00;48;51;00 - 00;48;54;18

Ragu

And who get to decide if it is appropriate or appropriate.

 

00;48;55;21 - 00;48;56;05

Dan

I do.

 

00;48;56;10 - 00;48;59;18

Chris

What is the algorithm or is it somebody else sitting behind a computer?

 

00;49;00;09 - 00;49;04;05

Ragu

I think it depends on the guy who's on the call.

 

00;49;05;04 - 00;49;10;01

Dan

What's, what's at the top? Is it a person overwriting or is it like the A.I..

 

00;49;11;03 - 00;49;19;17

Ragu

Oh, there are people, like, whose job is to, like, look at videos. OK, this is good video. There's not a good video. This good video. It's not a good way to write.

 

00;49;19;17 - 00;49;19;24

Chris

Like.

 

00;49;20;03 - 00;49;20;29

Ragu

It. There are people like.

 

00;49;20;29 - 00;49;23;11

Dan

There are some people that go through it. Like, people get.

 

00;49;23;11 - 00;49;39;07

Ragu

Paid. No, no, there are bunch of people. Yeah, like Facebook got into trouble for that, like not doing it. And then now they have a bunch of people just doing it. So think about the guy who is seeing all those videos every day, like, which good reporter like if you report a video, that guy sees it here.

 

00;49;39;12 - 00;49;44;16

Dan

It's all the stories. Those people who are watching the videos, they see the most messed up thing.

 

00;49;44;20 - 00;49;45;23

Ragu

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

 

00;49;45;23 - 00;49;46;16

Dan

Messed up.

 

00;49;47;02 - 00;49;49;21

Chris

I just be like, yeah, not appropriate. Not appropriate.

 

00;49;49;22 - 00;49;51;19

Dan

No. But like, I think he might go crazy.

 

00;49;52;08 - 00;49;54;20

Chris

Yeah. That's why I won't even look at anything any more.

 

00;49;54;29 - 00;50;00;28

Dan

Just like nothing like you would go like. Sure, like, OK, there's a bunch of cat videos, but it is.

 

00;50;01;02 - 00;50;01;26

Chris

Perfect.

 

00;50;02;03 - 00;50;19;25

Dan

But then eventually it gets slowly into like, is that a cat? What do you looking at? Is that a cat being strangled? Oh, no. Oh, no. That's inappropriate as take away this. All right, now let's see a thousand more videos, all those videos, if I see what I'm seeing. Yes, you are. Get rid of them.

 

00;50;20;24 - 00;50;22;23

Chris

Yeah, I'd be living off a job.

 

00;50;23;29 - 00;50;27;09

Dan

That sounds amazing. The first you forget the dark side of things.

 

00;50;27;20 - 00;50;30;20

Chris

I the internet is a twisted place, man.

 

00;50;30;21 - 00;50;31;06

Dan

I like it.

 

00;50;31;28 - 00;50;34;09

Chris

I mean, I like it, too. But same time.

 

00;50;34;22 - 00;50;37;13

Ragu

Thing is same as the world around us.

 

00;50;38;02 - 00;50;40;01

Dan

Oh, yeah. People.

 

00;50;40;12 - 00;50;46;06

Ragu

If you want to find good, you'll find good. If you want to find bad or you find bad, if you don't know anything, you'll get fucked up.

 

00;50;46;28 - 00;50;48;04

Chris

Ignorance bliss right.

 

00;50;48;12 - 00;50;57;17

Dan

Now. Hey, everybody. Casey, I talk to my parents, or I just talked to anybody who's nice kids. They always say it was safer back in the day.

 

00;50;59;21 - 00;51;17;24

Dan

Now what you find out there's Ted Bundy killing everybody and raping everybody as well as was save time because that's exactly what he did back then. They order what's called another hive liable is called the Golden State Killer. I think that's what it's called. You hear about that one no.

 

00;51;18;02 - 00;51;18;26

Chris

I have.

 

00;51;19;03 - 00;51;39;10

Dan

OK, so let's do a little CliffsNotes there. There's a guy breaking into people's homes at first ransacking them, not robbing, just getting in there for the thrill, just to mess it up like a ghost been here and oh, look, this table's flipped. This is done. This very slowly. People say, oh, this guy is not stealing. Things are doing anything bad, whatever.

 

00;51;39;10 - 00;51;57;19

Dan

Just harmless pranks. Took that as a challenge, asshole. How far can I take this? Eventually he started staring into people's boot. Like there's always that. It's the man in the window. So he would just stand there, stare at people in the window. Creepy, right? Yeah.

 

00;51;58;04 - 00;51;58;21

Chris

Super weird.

 

00;51;59;07 - 00;52;20;19

Dan

But then eventually it took a pass. Further than that. He was actually scoping out these houses, which could break into. And then he broke into those houses. Mm hmm. You do all the devilish things I remember this is back during the day, like, seventies, eighties. The safest time. But you don't hear about it. I don't hear about it.

 

00;52;21;23 - 00;52;28;01

Dan

You're not you don't hear about, like, you think everything's all safe because you don't hear about ignorance. Like I said, ignorance is bliss.

 

00;52;28;12 - 00;52;29;07

Chris

Absolutely is.

 

00;52;29;24 - 00;52;52;06

Dan

So because of that, there's crazy things are going to be bringing kidnaped. There's also what's called, you know, hitchhiking sounds like a great idea of people are just friendly until the one guy is too friendly. Locked up, chained up, gone. Yeah. Don't hear about don't hear a news because the news have always told have a they used to always just put everything out there.

 

00;52;53;03 - 00;53;05;18

Dan

But then you realize that it creates more crime. People have his fantasies of romanticized all this guy does it. I could do it. Oh, people like shooters like shooting.

 

00;53;05;24 - 00;53;12;24

Chris

People love killers and shootings and stuff like that. That's why it's post all over the news whenever it happens.

 

00;53;13;05 - 00;53;16;08

Dan

No, not in that sense. Like it's like evil.

 

00;53;16;18 - 00;53;23;09

Chris

Yeah. It's like a sick fascination. Like, like, you know what's wrong but at the same time, you can't help but follow the story.

 

00;53;23;11 - 00;53;24;15

Dan

Oh, it's terrible, right?

 

00;53;24;20 - 00;53;25;01

Chris

Like.

 

00;53;25;12 - 00;53;38;16

Dan

Because you want, I think what it is like you want to see or hear the worst thing a human can be that you're curious. You would never do it, but you kind of want to know how low a person can get. Oh.

 

00;53;39;06 - 00;53;47;13

Chris

Yeah, absolutely. Every everyone wants to know. That's that's why they follow the stories. And that's why the media just constantly post.

 

00;53;48;09 - 00;53;50;02

Dan

Serial killers are not like.

 

00;53;50;21 - 00;53;57;27

Chris

I mean, do you look at how many serial killers have been made famous through, like, documentary after documentary on Netflix?

 

00;53;58;10 - 00;54;00;19

Dan

Yeah. I don't know why, because it's.

 

00;54;00;19 - 00;54;05;23

Ragu

Same with the crime and same with all the World War shit that which went down.

 

00;54;05;23 - 00;54;06;23

Chris

Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

 

00;54;06;23 - 00;54;10;13

Ragu

I think it was like how many movies got made and then how much money they made out of it?

 

00;54;10;29 - 00;54;15;04

Chris

Yeah, it's just all all way to make money is what it come what it comes down to.

 

00;54;15;10 - 00;54;41;19

Ragu

I think it's sometimes, I don't know, maybe people look out for like how much bad they can do, but sometimes people sympathize with other people and they try to see yeah. Like, how do they get caught? Like, so for example, watch a video, right? Oh, you're watching this National Geographic video where a tiger is hunting a deer. Everyone wants the deer to get off.

 

00;54;42;14 - 00;54;49;00

Ragu

Right. But tiger is just getting it on for like it's not trying to do anything. It's just his nature to kill.

 

00;54;49;00 - 00;54;52;25

Chris

And it just so you're saying some people are just born tigers?

 

00;54;53;10 - 00;55;16;27

Ragu

You know, I'm not saying some people are born tigers. Like I'm telling like how the humans sympathize, right? Like they sympathize with the deer. They don't sympathize. The tiger is losing its foot. It's the same way like when a serial killer is documentaries. They're by the end of the documentary. The killer the killer gets arrested or he gets his sentence out.

 

00;55;17;08 - 00;55;30;27

Ragu

So people want to watch for it, like, OK, he's so bad. I think the movies, they just hype up the bad character so much so when they take him down, that's how much people are going to like the takedown.

 

00;55;30;27 - 00;55;31;20

Chris

Yeah, I see. Yeah.

 

00;55;32;14 - 00;55;43;25

Dan

So, OK, I know what you're saying, but like you say, you want to root for the deer. What if I say I want to root for the tiger? I want to see how crazy a apex predator does it. Yeah.

 

00;55;44;02 - 00;55;45;17

Ragu

Let's look at who see.

 

00;55;45;17 - 00;56;08;13

Dan

There's that side to that people kind of roofers like, oh, how shady can this person get? Like, it's not real. Like, nature like, you know, there's some form called nature's metal. See how, like, the bloody tiger just dripping? No, I mean, here to do your carving, you know, weird little noises like, oh, this is real life happening every day.

 

00;56;08;17 - 00;56;17;02

Dan

Every second, right? That's just how things work. That see. And are you rooting for the deer's? Like, Well.

 

00;56;18;03 - 00;56;19;12

Ragu

Who don't root for the deer?

 

00;56;19;13 - 00;56;20;20

Dan

Everybody rules for a tiger, too.

 

00;56;22;11 - 00;56;30;01

Chris

Yeah, but you put that in the human perspective. How many people are actually rooting for the serial killer or the or the victim?

 

00;56;30;01 - 00;56;36;02

Dan

Or some people rooting for this year? Because, like, as long as it's not to me, I want to see how the story plays out.

 

00;56;36;27 - 00;56;42;29

Chris

Yeah, but you're not going to be, like, actively be like, OK. Yeah, I want to see how many people, how many people this guy is going to kill for. He gets caught.

 

00;56;42;29 - 00;56;49;13

Dan

What if he had the story behind this killer is like he's like he's delusional. He's doing this for the greater good.

 

00;56;50;09 - 00;56;51;21

Chris

Know, like Dexter.

 

00;56;52;04 - 00;56;53;05

Dan

You do it for the greater good.

 

00;56;53;23 - 00;56;56;12

Chris

So you're killer. Killer knows you're killers. I mean.

 

00;56;56;17 - 00;56;58;07

Dan

Avenged just started killing people.

 

00;56;59;12 - 00;57;07;14

Chris

It's real people. I think that sort of turning into this those people need, like, they all say, they have the need to kill, right?

 

00;57;07;20 - 00;57;11;04

Dan

So it's like that Batman, though. It's like that Batman quote.

 

00;57;13;03 - 00;57;14;00

Chris

Where's harvey dent?

 

00;57;16;22 - 00;57;19;25

Dan

You either die hero live long enough to become the villain.

 

00;57;22;18 - 00;57;25;06

Chris

Ben, speaking of, do you see the new Joker movie.

 

00;57;25;27 - 00;57;27;28

Dan

The joker movie or whatever.

 

00;57;27;28 - 00;57;28;04

Ragu

Like.

 

00;57;29;15 - 00;57;30;20

Chris

Jacqui in Phenix?

 

00;57;30;27 - 00;57;31;11

Dan

Do you see it.

 

00;57;32;00 - 00;57;33;01

Ragu

Like the recent one or.

 

00;57;33;01 - 00;57;34;01

Chris

The the most recent one.

 

00;57;34;01 - 00;57;35;01

Dan

With Jacqui mean.

 

00;57;36;20 - 00;57;38;28

Chris

Jacqueline Phenix? I don't know how to say his name.

 

00;57;39;04 - 00;57;48;16

Dan

Well, Kim, Joaquin I don't know. And they're not coming in number two. Are they with him? No. You just said did you see it like.

 

00;57;48;16 - 00;57;52;19

Chris

Yeah, like the one that came out like two years ago. Oh, LeBron's killer. Netflix. Yeah.

 

00;57;52;20 - 00;57;53;08

Dan

Oh.

 

00;57;53;09 - 00;57;55;19

Chris

So I just watched it. So it's the new one to me.

 

00;57;55;29 - 00;57;57;21

Dan

I thought you said there's a new, new one.

 

00;57;58;00 - 00;58;03;03

Ragu

No, I thought, like, they were going to make a movie with Joker and Joaquin.

 

00;58;03;15 - 00;58;07;14

Dan

Phenix. Joaquin with who? Now, uh.

 

00;58;09;04 - 00;58;13;10

Ragu

Joker. And, like, with a girl. Kind of like Joker.

 

00;58;14;11 - 00;58;15;00

Dan

Harlequin.

 

00;58;15;02 - 00;58;15;28

Ragu

Yeah. Harlequin. Yeah.

 

00;58;16;13 - 00;58;16;21

Dan

That's a.

 

00;58;16;29 - 00;58;17;22

Chris

Suicide squad.

 

00;58;17;22 - 00;58;23;29

Dan

Two supposedly supposed to be good. No, but I think the Joker, I think he stands on his own.

 

00;58;25;04 - 00;58;27;18

Chris

Like, I don't. I don't mind that movie number two.

 

00;58;27;18 - 00;58;52;04

Dan

It is what it is. It's an origin story. Mm hmm. I like those movies. Like like. It's like. It's not. It's so close to reality. It's like, this is what if you were to write a story about you inflect a little bit. You write a comic book, and you kind of make things overexaggerated. That's what. But the thing is that this thing took it as, like, this is what really happened.

 

00;58;52;11 - 00;58;53;02

Dan

That grit.

 

00;58;53;08 - 00;58;55;05

Chris

That looked like legit mental illness.

 

00;58;55;18 - 00;59;01;09

Dan

And perfect. Yeah. But anyway, I don't like the ending. The ending kind of sucked yeah. Spoiler alert.

 

00;59;02;13 - 00;59;07;05

Chris

But who who did the better Joker, though? Joaquin Phenix or Kim Phenix? That after Gary?

 

00;59;07;19 - 00;59;08;28

Dan

No, I do like.

 

00;59;10;02 - 00;59;11;05

Chris

I can't remember his fucking name.

 

00;59;12;09 - 00;59;15;03

Ragu

I don't know the names. I'm not sure the name killed.

 

00;59;15;03 - 00;59;15;27

Chris

Himself after, though.

 

00;59;16;15 - 00;59;27;21

Dan

The gate, the gay cowboy eating puddin. You know, I'm talking more. Yeah, and he's like, mean, like, he was actually the best comic book joker.

 

00;59;28;24 - 00;59;30;21

Chris

I mean, Jack Davis, in fact, that's.

 

00;59;31;00 - 00;59;34;10

Dan

Terrible. What? You just had a weird thing stuck to his mouth.

 

00;59;35;00 - 00;59;37;08

Chris

I mean, you still get Joker, though.

 

00;59;37;22 - 00;59;41;00

Dan

OK? In a cartoon way. Well, yeah.

 

00;59;41;09 - 00;59;42;08

Chris

That's how it was back then.

 

00;59;42;19 - 01;00;06;27

Dan

I know, but like The Dark Knight, that joker is just like, this is closer to more close to reality, like, he's still a normal person. But the thing is that, um, Christopher Nolan was playing on the idea of the Joker versus the Batman was more of an idea of chaos. He Joker was not like, if you were to abstractly look at it, Joker was chaos.

 

01;00;08;04 - 01;00;28;11

Dan

And Batman was just, you know, Batman, you're you. That's that's you. Are you going to go to the side of chaos? Because he had every chance to kill Batman. If you want to reveal a kind of ruin is fine. If you want it to be just want to push those buttons. You just want to see the world burn just cause.

 

01;00;29;22 - 01;00;38;08

Dan

And why not? Well, if anything, the thing is that, like, he was the bad guy but was he the bad guy?

 

01;00;40;26 - 01;00;41;09

Chris

Yes.

 

01;00;42;01 - 01;00;44;17

Dan

No. How the depends how you get it portrayed.

 

01;00;45;17 - 01;00;49;02

Chris

I mean, you blow up a hospital full of people. You're the bad guy.

 

01;00;50;07 - 01;00;53;00

Dan

One of those hospital was just a bunch of serial killers.

 

01;00;54;00 - 01;00;55;05

Chris

And child molesters.

 

01;00;55;11 - 01;00;56;08

Dan

Child molesters.

 

01;00;57;10 - 01;00;58;20

Chris

Fair enough. That blow it up.

 

01;00;59;04 - 01;01;03;06

Dan

You know, I mean, does that make it right? So of course not. It's I still think it's wrong.

 

01;01;03;29 - 01;01;05;14

Ragu

What about the nurses in the hospital?

 

01;01;06;08 - 01;01;07;02

Chris

Yeah, they're innocent.

 

01;01;07;21 - 01;01;10;22

Ragu

Maybe what about the doctors in the hospital?

 

01;01;10;29 - 01;01;23;02

Dan

Could be. We didn't see any of them. All we saw was a hospital blow up collateral damage. You know what? Sometimes you to kill or to kill a person, you to get you got to go through a thousand of them to get it.

 

01;01;24;09 - 01;01;25;09

Ragu

That's not how it works.

 

01;01;25;22 - 01;01;34;14

Dan

Hey, man, that's how they I guess that's what they did in Afghanistan. They kept bombing the place until they found till they were able to find him. They off. We had to bomb the city.

 

01;01;35;03 - 01;01;37;16

Chris

So the Americans said to their drone strikes, right, like.

 

01;01;38;02 - 01;01;38;13

Dan

Air.

 

01;01;38;21 - 01;01;41;20

Chris

We'll find them eventually. It was bomb here. Well, over here.

 

01;01;42;21 - 01;01;48;14

Dan

Over here was a bunch of terrorists. That you mean terrorists holding cameras. What does that mean? Like oh, yeah.

 

01;01;48;24 - 01;01;52;00

Chris

I saw that video. Yeah, yeah. From the helicopter.

 

01;01;52;00 - 01;01;54;17

Dan

WikiLeaks. Yeah. They're like, oh, yeah. It's like he's.

 

01;01;54;19 - 01;02;01;27

Chris

Holding an RPG, it turns out, was like a film crew on the ground and they gunned him down with a chain gun or whatever it was.

 

01;02;02;03 - 01;02;10;16

Dan

Don't say don't say his name. The guy that you know with Liveleak or that guy say, no, no, no, no, no, no.

 

01;02;10;16 - 01;02;11;08

Chris

Why can't I.

 

01;02;11;11 - 01;02;12;03

Dan

Just don't say it?

 

01;02;12;18 - 01;02;13;10

Chris

I'm going to say.

 

01;02;13;12 - 01;02;16;07

Dan

No, because, you know, this this would be taken off right away.

 

01;02;16;08 - 01;02;17;27

Chris

Oh, I'm going to say it for sure. Yeah.

 

01;02;18;26 - 01;02;22;27

Dan

I won't. There's a few things that you can say. And those those there's two names you can't say.

 

01;02;23;10 - 01;02;24;01

Chris

What's the other one?

 

01;02;24;14 - 01;02;33;26

Dan

Well, there is that Internet guy that you're trying to like, you know, delete guy. WikiLeaks guy. Yeah. You don't I don't see any. Why why not?

 

01;02;34;00 - 01;02;35;10

Chris

Why can't we talk about these two guys.

 

01;02;35;10 - 01;02;41;01

Dan

So you could talk about them just don't like the algorithm or just take the name out, like it'll just shut me down.

 

01;02;42;04 - 01;02;43;15

Chris

I've heard talked about the pandemic.

 

01;02;44;23 - 01;02;46;00

Dan

Yeah, but they.

 

01;02;46;00 - 01;02;49;23

Ragu

Won't hit you alone then. Do you know, like, how many? We will talk about those guys every day.

 

01;02;50;13 - 01;02;51;23

Chris

Every day, every single day.

 

01;02;52;22 - 01;03;02;11

Dan

We're going to be the fourth best in the world, man. They're going to find this audio. We're like, hey, past there. Like a mistake. These guys down there can only be one.

 

01;03;03;04 - 01;03;04;29

Ragu

Do you think they're going to listen to all this bullshit?

 

01;03;06;05 - 01;03;09;04

Chris

Probably not. Maybe somebody will, though.

 

01;03;09;15 - 01;03;10;09

Dan

Somebody will.

 

01;03;11;11 - 01;03;12;15

Ragu

So they get paid for it.

 

01;03;13;06 - 01;03;15;25

Chris

Somebody might masturbate to it. If we're lucky.

 

01;03;17;11 - 01;03;19;17

Dan

Ah, he did. Yeah, you can see it.

 

01;03;19;23 - 01;03;21;00

Chris

I've been doing this whole time.

 

01;03;21;18 - 01;03;25;10

Dan

What do you mean by masturbate? It's like I'm the master. In that big things.

 

01;03;25;28 - 01;03;26;29

Chris

Master debater.

 

01;03;29;17 - 01;03;41;05

Dan

Sure. Why not? No, but I don't know. Weird things just happen. Like, OK, like, I have. I fully admit this I've never watched all wars. I find it boring. I find it stupid.

 

01;03;41;19 - 01;03;45;23

Chris

Even the the originals. None like the originals real.

 

01;03;45;25 - 01;03;51;08

Dan

Why is because I watch a lot of sci fi I call this a rip off of the actual good shit.

 

01;03;51;26 - 01;03;57;15

Chris

I mean. And what do you mean? It's like the original good shit too.

 

01;03;57;15 - 01;04;04;19

Ragu

So like, Star Wars came before Marvel. How do you think? Like, they ripped off any of the new movies.

 

01;04;05;01 - 01;04;08;04

Chris

And I'm pretty sure Star Wars came before Star Trek as well.

 

01;04;08;04 - 01;04;10;12

Dan

Yeah, I still think Star Trek sucks, too.

 

01;04;11;11 - 01;04;14;01

Chris

Oh, yeah, totally fucking sucks. So fucking boring.

 

01;04;14;23 - 01;04;19;27

Dan

I can't watch Star Wars. Star Trek. Isn't that stuff well, first of all, who were in Star Wars? All right.

 

01;04;20;17 - 01;04;23;01

Chris

So what's your favorite sci fi movie then?

 

01;04;23;29 - 01;04;25;22

Dan

Hmm? I don't think I'm really got one.

 

01;04;28;15 - 01;04;31;11

Ragu

Don't point the gun at me. I like all of them.

 

01;04;32;06 - 01;04;33;23

Chris

Like, if you had to choose, though, like.

 

01;04;35;02 - 01;04;36;06

Ragu

Uh, Ragnarok.

 

01;04;36;25 - 01;04;39;02

Dan

OK, that's Marvel. Marvel?

 

01;04;39;25 - 01;04;42;13

Ragu

No, I'm talking about the movie. I'm not talking about the franchise.

 

01;04;42;25 - 01;04;44;19

Dan

Yeah, and the more moral movie.

 

01;04;44;19 - 01;04;45;15

Ragu

Star Ragnarok is.

 

01;04;45;15 - 01;04;57;09

Dan

That sci fi or just. Oh, yeah, of course. Oh, just fiction. No, but like, we're talking. And when you say science fiction, I think of, like, Star Wars and Star Trek is, like, some sort of space opera.

 

01;04;57;28 - 01;05;00;28

Chris

Yeah, I think the best one is probably District nine.

 

01;05;01;22 - 01;05;02;09

Ragu

District nine.

 

01;05;02;10 - 01;05;03;28

Dan

That's an awesome one. That's a good movie.

 

01;05;03;28 - 01;05;05;02

Chris

Sure. It's got to be.

 

01;05;05;08 - 01;05;06;09

Dan

All because aliens.

 

01;05;07;02 - 01;05;28;29

Chris

Yeah, they're stuck here, and we treat them like shit, of course, because that's what we do. And put them in, like, internment camps, basically. Like, what we would do. And then there's so many, like, racial overtones with South Africa and all that kind of stuff, like side stories and yeah, I just think it's one of the, one of the better movies made in the last like 20 years.

 

01;05;29;04 - 01;05;30;02

Dan

Ultra low budget.

 

01;05;30;22 - 01;05;33;07

Chris

Yeah. And it looks incredible. Still.

 

01;05;33;20 - 01;05;43;18

Dan

The main actor now wherever the guy I think, you know, I'm talking about the main actor on I don't know his name, never acted in the life and was actually the main lead for this movie.

 

01;05;43;18 - 01;05;46;19

Chris

Yeah. And he did absolutely incredible. Incredible, super believable.

 

01;05;46;20 - 01;05;52;01

Dan

Natural, natural. Yeah. What was the other one?

 

01;05;52;09 - 01;06;01;24

Chris

Chappie Yeah. For that being South African movie. What's it called Diane Wood in that movie.

 

01;06;02;02 - 01;06;02;09

Dan

That.

 

01;06;03;00 - 01;06;05;06

Chris

The rap group. It's Yolanda.

 

01;06;05;07 - 01;06;05;21

Dan

Oh yeah.

 

01;06;05;22 - 01;06;07;05

Chris

It was that ninja.

 

01;06;07;07 - 01;06;09;07

Dan

Those guys did good. Yeah.

 

01;06;09;17 - 01;06;13;25

Chris

Like considering they had never acted as well. I think that movie was quite enjoyable.

 

01;06;13;25 - 01;06;14;29

Dan

Do they actually act like that?

 

01;06;15;26 - 01;06;17;02

Chris

Oh, yeah. That's a dude.

 

01;06;18;06 - 01;06;20;24

Dan

Are they like a weirdo group? Yeah. OK, have you.

 

01;06;20;24 - 01;06;25;21

Chris

Listen to any of their music? Yes, it's super weird, but super catchy. But it's. Yeah.

 

01;06;26;23 - 01;06;27;17

Dan

It was believable.

 

01;06;28;09 - 01;06;30;14

Chris

Yeah. That's how they are in real life, I imagine.

 

01;06;32;02 - 01;06;33;19

Dan

I was terrified. I was like, well.

 

01;06;35;11 - 01;06;39;06

Chris

Minus minus the guns and all that because yeah, they're definitely not gangsters.

 

01;06;40;27 - 01;06;43;23

Dan

I believe they're gangsters. They look like straight trash.

 

01;06;44;05 - 01;06;51;05

Chris

Yeah, like white, white trash. Like they should be in a trailer park in the Southern States for sure.

 

01;06;51;07 - 01;06;51;26

Dan

Perfect.

 

01;06;51;27 - 01;06;54;05

Chris

But they're in South Africa. Which, I mean.

 

01;06;54;11 - 01;06;55;02

Dan

They're slums.

 

01;06;55;13 - 01;06;57;02

Chris

Is slums, basically.

 

01;06;57;10 - 01;07;11;23

Dan

It's probably it might be like that in the slums or something like that in India. That's everywhere. I know. But like, you know, when we talk about slum, like there's a definition when we say slums and when you say slums because you you probably seen slums.

 

01;07;12;03 - 01;07;12;14

Ragu

Yeah.

 

01;07;13;00 - 01;07;26;26

Dan

We haven't seen slums. We say slums as far as like downtown. No bunch of homeless people. But your sums are probably like everybody lives on top each other. Nobody has doors. Everybody sits in the hole. No.

 

01;07;28;00 - 01;07;29;10

Chris

Why are they shooting a whole.

 

01;07;29;22 - 01;07;32;06

Dan

Lot of that? I'm just thinking like a I don't know house.

 

01;07;32;07 - 01;07;33;27

Ragu

Basically saying they don't have restaurants.

 

01;07;34;10 - 01;07;36;03

Dan

Yeah, I'm just I mean, I don't.

 

01;07;36;03 - 01;07;37;21

Chris

Even have one. I guess I'm shitting all.

 

01;07;37;21 - 01;07;41;20

Dan

I've never seen a slum. I haven't personally.

 

01;07;42;06 - 01;07;43;15

Chris

Have you been to Forest Lawn?

 

01;07;43;24 - 01;07;47;02

Dan

That's not a slum. You think it is? I mean, for Calgary.

 

01;07;47;02 - 01;07;47;12

Chris

Yes.

 

01;07;47;12 - 01;07;53;15

Dan

Yeah, well, ask him. Like even in Forest Lawn, right? Yeah. That's not anywhere. Close to what the slums is.

 

01;07;53;27 - 01;07;54;10

Ragu

No.

 

01;07;54;28 - 01;07;55;10

Dan

Right.

 

01;07;55;19 - 01;07;59;18

Chris

Have you been to Fonda in Forest Lawn? A place in a shithole.

 

01;07;59;29 - 01;08;01;01

Dan

Is it just like a house?

 

01;08;01;15 - 01;08;09;22

Chris

No. It's like a little neighborhood just behind the memorial drive there. And, yeah, it's just the biggest. The biggest shithole you've ever seen.

 

01;08;10;11 - 01;08;18;05

Dan

Oh, maybe, you know, but the thing is that no matter what we think, as the slums are not even close to. What's the slums in the inner?

 

01;08;18;15 - 01;08;18;29

Chris

Oh, yeah.

 

01;08;18;29 - 01;08;20;15

Dan

First world. Third world country.

 

01;08;20;15 - 01;08;21;06

Chris

Absolutely.

 

01;08;21;18 - 01;08;24;11

Dan

That's what that's what's strange. India is a first world. Third world country.

 

01;08;25;03 - 01;08;29;00

Ragu

Yeah. We have the richest people, and we have the poorest people to ever.

 

01;08;29;01 - 01;08;38;17

Chris

Every third world country has that as well. I'm sure. Like in Mexico, there's, first of all and Third World as well. Like people, there's people that make good money and then there's poor people.

 

01;08;39;07 - 01;08;46;15

Dan

I think there's some in Africa just they're wrong. Everybody's just lives in a village. Just everybody. Nothing.

 

01;08;48;00 - 01;08;51;06

Chris

Oh, have you seen the Nassau fire map? Right now?

 

01;08;51;12 - 01;08;51;26

Dan

Was that.

 

01;08;52;11 - 01;09;02;25

Chris

So? Although all the fires in the world that are going on, you can go and look it up on the Nassau website and like the whole of North Africa is on fire right now. Everything.

 

01;09;03;27 - 01;09;04;23

Dan

I mean, you mean.

 

01;09;05;18 - 01;09;06;17

Ragu

Like the forest fires?

 

01;09;07;00 - 01;09;30;01

Chris

Like everything's on fire? Oh, really? Yeah. Like OK. So, like, here in Canada, there's a couple of dots up by where we are, like one or two little fire dots, and then you, like, scroll down states, California, a couple dots, you scroll over, and it's literally like all of North Africa is just covered by, like, these little little flame emojis and it's on fire.

 

01;09;30;09 - 01;09;31;08

Chris

Have you heard anything about it?

 

01;09;31;19 - 01;09;32;19

Dan

Oh, yeah.

 

01;09;33;05 - 01;09;37;13

Chris

I've seen incredible what's going on. Places on fire that's going on.

 

01;09;38;02 - 01;09;39;06

Dan

It's just hot or.

 

01;09;39;11 - 01;09;41;02

Ragu

It gets hot. This is the summer.

 

01;09;41;07 - 01;09;43;12

Dan

Which is like it's fire starters.

 

01;09;44;04 - 01;09;51;04

Ragu

Oh, it gets super hot. This is the summer months, but there might be fire started and on this.

 

01;09;51;05 - 01;10;02;18

Dan

Talk, this may sound. I know I've got a real tangent right now. Did you know there's a bird in Australia? That starts fires? They're fire starters.

 

01;10;03;18 - 01;10;05;00

Chris

How how does it do this?

 

01;10;05;24 - 01;10;06;06

Dan

OK.

 

01;10;06;22 - 01;10;09;01

Chris

Is it a ginger bird? Have a fire crush.

 

01;10;09;27 - 01;10;29;29

Dan

So there's like so there's incredibly smart birds out there, like, you know, ravens hawks. They're pretty smart. They know if you're driving by, they won't fly off. They'll just hop along the way because they know the friend your car is facing towards them, but you won't run them over. They're smart birds. They're smart. So there's a bird. I forgot what it's called.

 

01;10;29;29 - 01;10;53;14

Dan

There's a specific there's multiple birds, but this bird would actually pick up an ember in one of the campfires or whatever, fly over a force in this, drop it, drop a piece of fire down and 12 catches they do. There's a reason why they do this. They're just lazy hunters. They start a fire, animals run out, and they're like, Oh, sweet, they're on open this.

 

01;10;53;14 - 01;10;58;25

Chris

Get them that bird is a certified asshole. So sure.

 

01;10;59;04 - 01;11;01;19

Dan

So real, real thing.

 

01;11;02;25 - 01;11;23;02

Ragu

And there's a are there like other birds in Australia, too, like they just pick on you the ostriches? No, they're like birds. Like they'll be waiting up there and then as you're biking they will just come pick on you. Oh, if you're delivering mail, they'll come pick on you if you're even walking right like from your car to your door.

 

01;11;24;07 - 01;11;25;19

Ragu

OK, I'm right. Don't pick on you.

 

01;11;25;22 - 01;11;32;20

Dan

I got the name of it. It's called a black kites. A black what I call black kites.

 

01;11;32;20 - 01;11;33;14

Chris

Black kites?

 

01;11;33;17 - 01;11;49;22

Dan

Yeah, that's the name of them. They hunt with fire. How they hunt with fire. They start forest fires. That's so. Well, you ever see like those videos, like, oh, Australians are fires because. Because someone started it. They don't know who then if all these god damn birds.

 

01;11;50;18 - 01;11;52;13

Chris

These birds, they totally did it.

 

01;11;53;16 - 01;11;55;25

Dan

How fucked up is that? There's some things.

 

01;11;55;26 - 01;11;57;09

Ragu

People start fires all the time.

 

01;11;57;09 - 01;12;05;00

Dan

Oh, yeah, but I'm just saying, like, you got a point. A person. Because all these shitty people do this. But then you see, these birds just told me.

 

01;12;05;00 - 01;12;08;06

Chris

These shitty birds light the fires and really.

 

01;12;08;14 - 01;12;09;09

Dan

That's a fun fact.

 

01;12;09;09 - 01;12;13;14

Chris

The that's the. It's wild. I had no idea.

 

01;12;13;24 - 01;12;14;06

Dan

Kites.

 

01;12;14;12 - 01;12;16;25

Chris

How long can they fly the ember in the middle time they're beaten.

 

01;12;17;02 - 01;12;17;29

Dan

I don't know that it.

 

01;12;17;29 - 01;12;19;02

Chris

Gets fucked up, like.

 

01;12;19;06 - 01;12;27;29

Dan

No, no, but they're smart. They just you know, the tip, just the tip. You know how you grab how would you grab a ember? You grab it where it is not burning. And then eventually I.

 

01;12;27;29 - 01;12;29;02

Chris

Just put welding gloves on.

 

01;12;29;13 - 01;12;31;29

Dan

OK, they'll do that. That's what I do.

 

01;12;33;22 - 01;12;35;01

Chris

Why don't they have welding gloves there?

 

01;12;35;01 - 01;12;38;14

Dan

Because they're not shitty people. Yeah.

 

01;12;39;18 - 01;12;41;15

Chris

That's right. Oh, well, there are shitty people.

 

01;12;41;23 - 01;12;42;10

Dan

Just you.

 

01;12;42;19 - 01;12;44;12

Chris

Just me. It's very true.

 

01;12;44;26 - 01;12;46;28

Dan

I touch everything with a welding loafers, like.

 

01;12;47;24 - 01;12;48;20

Chris

Even my cock.

 

01;12;48;29 - 01;12;50;02

Dan

Because you're gross.

 

01;12;50;02 - 01;12;53;02

Chris

And your cock at work because you're just super.

 

01;12;53;02 - 01;12;58;07

Dan

Gross. You look at this guy, he needs, like, protection for his hand. That's what nasty it is.

 

01;12;58;23 - 01;12;59;10

Chris

Have you seen it?

 

01;13;00;07 - 01;13;01;27

Dan

See? Does he know how to watch them?

 

01;13;02;17 - 01;13;03;28

Chris

What do you mean? They're clean right now.

 

01;13;04;23 - 01;13;16;19

Dan

You know? OK, there's guys at work. I find them disgusting. I don't know if you're one of those people or ask right now you pee. Do you wash your hands after?

 

01;13;17;18 - 01;13;22;22

Chris

Yeah, I wash my hands before I if they're dirty, then I'll wash them afterwards as well.

 

01;13;23;07 - 01;13;25;13

Dan

If we don't go easy on them fucking.

 

01;13;25;23 - 01;13;32;08

Chris

I know one person that just pees and then just walk straight out. I'm like, what the fuck?

 

01;13;32;08 - 01;13;33;09

Dan

Because a lot of guys like that.

 

01;13;33;10 - 01;13;43;17

Chris

Like, I understand we were tradesman's and they could we touch a lot of things during the day but I don't want to come and pick up a tool after you touch your cock like.

 

01;13;43;29 - 01;13;44;18

Dan

They never do.

 

01;13;45;07 - 01;13;45;29

Chris

It's disgusting.

 

01;13;45;29 - 01;13;53;19

Dan

They just one of those people just go down and just let it go. There's people like that. They're probably like that. That's how they missed that ball. This is literally.

 

01;13;53;29 - 01;14;00;11

Chris

What I've never understood though, is like, you're piss of the girl and there's just like these giant pubes sprinkled about.

 

01;14;01;05 - 01;14;06;29

Dan

Like, maintenance. Hello. It's like hair follicles, I guess.

 

01;14;07;13 - 01;14;21;10

Chris

Like, I mean, like, sometimes it's like five or six and you're like, I had to wean from one person. It's all the same color. Like, what did they just like this is my urinal. Like, rip it out, sprinkle it in the bath water.

 

01;14;21;14 - 01;14;31;01

Dan

I think when they pee, it's an opportunity to question nuts. And they're like, there's a good time to scratch my nuts. I don't get any other chance except right now when it's in the open.

 

01;14;31;07 - 01;14;32;25

Chris

But that's hard to do, though. Like.

 

01;14;33;11 - 01;14;34;00

Dan

You got two hands.

 

01;14;34;22 - 01;14;38;26

Chris

Yeah, but like, you don't, like, actually scratch them. Like, what's your technique? Like, the pinch and roll.

 

01;14;39;08 - 01;14;40;10

Dan

My balls and everything, man.

 

01;14;41;27 - 01;14;42;14

Chris

Why is that?

 

01;14;42;20 - 01;14;47;25

Dan

Because I would go them you wiggle them little self. So self-soothing.

 

01;14;47;25 - 01;15;02;05

Chris

Self-soothing. Yeah, I'm saying that no one actually, like, really gets in there and, like, actually scratches their balls. There's other techniques like wiggling, wiggling, wiggling. It's not a technique. That's that's your thing.

 

01;15;03;13 - 01;15;03;28

Dan

Let's get one.

 

01;15;05;13 - 01;15;13;19

Ragu

Unless you're willing against something which is like nothing. No, like sandpaper, your sandpaper, you can see it pretty good.

 

01;15;13;19 - 01;15;18;07

Dan

And this Indian shit. Hey, I mean, we don't do it. I've never heard of that.

 

01;15;18;26 - 01;15;21;20

Ragu

I've never heard, like, people just swinging. That was.

 

01;15;22;10 - 01;15;29;09

Chris

Like. Yeah, like what? How how does that scratch them? Explain this to me? I want to know how wiggling your balls makes them less itchy.

 

01;15;29;25 - 01;15;33;08

Dan

I don't know if it's itchy, man. Like, you know, like it's uncomfortable.

 

01;15;34;19 - 01;15;37;21

Chris

You just. Well, I mean, like, to wiggle it off the side of your leg, maybe.

 

01;15;37;29 - 01;15;38;11

Dan

Yeah.

 

01;15;38;18 - 01;15;39;25

Chris

When it's hot out.

 

01;15;39;25 - 01;15;40;25

Dan

I make that sound effect to.

 

01;15;43;01 - 01;15;43;21

Chris

Like a pigeon.

 

01;15;44;08 - 01;15;51;28

Dan

I don't know. Whatever you interpret. Woo woo, woo hoo! What was that then? Scratching his balls again. Yeah.

 

01;15;54;04 - 01;15;54;25

Chris

How dare you.

 

01;15;55;18 - 01;16;10;15

Dan

Speak? What the hell? I don't want to hear this. Bad sick. Too bad it happened. No, no, no. I always find girls. I find Subaru girls. Guys, like guys who take a dump and they just walk out.

 

01;16;12;06 - 01;16;16;10

Chris

Oh, yeah. Like, either they didn't wipe or they wiped, and then just.

 

01;16;17;23 - 01;16;18;11

Dan

Something happened.

 

01;16;18;13 - 01;16;20;17

Chris

Didn't wash their hands, and they walked out of the bathroom.

 

01;16;20;19 - 01;16;24;29

Dan

Now, don't don't make me sound like I'm weird. Like I'm watching them go in, you know?

 

01;16;25;19 - 01;16;33;03

Chris

Well, no, it's like, say you take a piss, you go to the sink to wash your hands, but he comes out of the stall behind you, and just cruises straight out back on the shop floor.

 

01;16;33;08 - 01;16;36;29

Dan

You don't know. They're just in their nuts. Or they could be just doing that. You don't know if you're on the can.

 

01;16;37;26 - 01;16;40;26

Chris

I mean, you can usually tell by the smell when when you're in there.

 

01;16;41;05 - 01;16;44;07

Dan

I try to if I ever see the door close, I'm not going in that room.

 

01;16;44;18 - 01;16;51;05

Chris

Man. I was working, like, beside the washroom for like three days, and I wouldn't close it like almost every day.

 

01;16;51;06 - 01;17;09;03

Dan

There's a guy who's deadly every time he goes to my every time we walk in the same time, I walk slower to see if he's going to take a piss or not. OK, I won't say his name, but, like, I just, like he's going in there. Shit. Yeah, yeah. OK, I'll just quickly sneak in, know if you go at the same time, OK?

 

01;17;09;03 - 01;17;16;13

Dan

I guess I'm going to number one today. You want to do number two? I'm guessing doom one. I hold it off until this guy's out.

 

01;17;16;22 - 01;17;24;08

Chris

Yeah, I know who you talking about. And like, I see him go in there and then it comes out like 10 minutes later, I go and close the bathroom door, so I have to smell it when I'm working by it.

 

01;17;24;09 - 01;17;29;01

Dan

You shouldn't do that. What? Because it just traps it, and then you're like, Oh, I just got.

 

01;17;29;17 - 01;17;32;03

Chris

Yeah, but then I'm out there breathing it in while I'm welding.

 

01;17;32;04 - 01;17;33;06

Dan

I got a Dutch oven.

 

01;17;33;23 - 01;17;38;00

Chris

I don't care. I'm not. I'll go inside, use the other bathroom for the office. People that.

 

01;17;38;01 - 01;17;38;24

Dan

Do that all the time.

 

01;17;39;12 - 01;17;42;07

Chris

Now, actually, I've done it once because the bathroom stunk so bad.

 

01;17;42;19 - 01;17;58;23

Dan

One guy, one guy. It's like something died and. No, but we have a good office guy. He's just as bad. I've heard stories like somebody died in the stomach, and then he just put it out. Not food, just like something like crawled into him and died.

 

01;17;58;26 - 01;18;01;05

Chris

You put a put a giro up his ass in the week.

 

01;18;01;06 - 01;18;02;06

Dan

Every time he comes.

 

01;18;02;06 - 01;18;02;24

Chris

In Monday.

 

01;18;03;04 - 01;18;04;03

Dan

That's why he's all giggly.

 

01;18;07;19 - 01;18;09;09

Chris

Of course, it all makes sense now.

 

01;18;09;09 - 01;18;29;20

Dan

Anyway. Leaves it out at work. Yeah, everybody jokes about it, but, you know, it's not a real joke. You know what I mean by people joke about it, but it's not really a joke. They're like, That's disgusting. Well, they're like, ha, ha. Everybody's kind of having fun, does it not? Here, we're just me saying, if a girl's you.

 

01;18;29;21 - 01;18;31;01

Chris

You are not joking, sir.

 

01;18;31;27 - 01;18;35;02

Dan

But we'll laugh because, you know, it's make it comfortable, uncomfortable.

 

01;18;35;02 - 01;18;42;22

Chris

ALL Yeah. Like, if you sit at the picnic table and then a lunch, have you ever not there through the whole lunch?

 

01;18;42;23 - 01;18;45;14

Dan

Only one, one time one, you know, free lunch day.

 

01;18;45;24 - 01;19;00;22

Chris

Oh, yeah. But like, yeah, regularly. Just one particular guy will just sit there and just tell the most crude and racist jokes over and over all lunch hour long and like the same jokes repeated throughout the week.

 

01;19;00;26 - 01;19;01;10

Dan

New guy.

 

01;19;02;03 - 01;19;03;27

Chris

What? No, he's been there. Been there a while.

 

01;19;04;15 - 01;19;07;21

Dan

Our guy. Our guy. Yeah. Oh, it's funny, though.

 

01;19;07;28 - 01;19;21;11

Chris

And it's funny, but at the same time, it's the same jokes over and over and over. Eventually it starts being funny, especially when there's new people, and then it's just like the same joke. Same Jew, same Jew, same shit.

 

01;19;21;13 - 01;19;34;06

Dan

You know, it's kind of funny, though, OK? Everybody says they have a disgusting employee. I like the guy I do like. I enjoy talking to him, but he's kind of disgusting. He has no teeth.

 

01;19;35;17 - 01;19;39;09

Chris

Yeah, well, he does, but there's not one good one in his mouth.

 

01;19;40;10 - 01;19;46;20

Dan

OK, that's we're not we're not exaggerating. Like, he's not one of the one or two missing.

 

01;19;48;07 - 01;19;48;20

Chris

It's like.

 

01;19;48;24 - 01;19;51;14

Dan

Yeah, you fool. And judge him. If he smiles, you're like clown.

 

01;19;52;01 - 01;19;54;07

Chris

Yeah, he's what happened?

 

01;19;54;16 - 01;19;56;18

Dan

Have you ever asked? I never ask.

 

01;19;57;02 - 01;20;04;24

Chris

No, I haven't. He's he's pretty touchy about it, actually, because he Andrew are a fake. Were mentioning people by name here now.

 

01;20;05;10 - 01;20;06;25

Dan

Goddammit, who? Yeah.

 

01;20;07;02 - 01;20;17;14

Chris

And one of the guys made a joke about his teeth and this individual got very touchy about it. You're one of the very few people that can actually say that without me getting angry.

 

01;20;19;22 - 01;20;20;05

Chris

So.

 

01;20;21;13 - 01;20;27;13

Dan

Huh. You think he'd smoke crack or meth? I think he's just a raging alcoholic.

 

01;20;27;23 - 01;20;29;01

Chris

Oh, he absolutely is, for sure.

 

01;20;29;22 - 01;20;31;22

Dan

To the point where he rots his own teeth.

 

01;20;32;19 - 01;20;42;15

Chris

Like you'd have to have to be. There's no other way around it. Like, it's either that or you're doing other substances and substances that actually like your teeth out.

 

01;20;42;27 - 01;20;45;24

Dan

Just like meth. Yeah. No, wait.

 

01;20;46;06 - 01;20;53;15

Ragu

Even if you smoked tobacco, like, not cigarets, but if you smoke, like, cigars all the time, well, you can do it.

 

01;20;53;27 - 01;20;55;17

Chris

It's both Cigarets as well.

 

01;20;55;17 - 01;20;59;23

Dan

But I don't think meth removes your teeth. I think because they grind their teeth like.

 

01;21;00;07 - 01;21;09;11

Chris

No, it literally kills the enamel on your teeth. Right? So, oh, there's nothing there to protect it. And eventually it starts, you know, at your teeth.

 

01;21;10;14 - 01;21;17;02

Dan

So I don't get me wrong, I like the guy when people find him abrasive because he, he talks about, like, stupid things.

 

01;21;17;22 - 01;21;19;27

Chris

Do he he's incredibly smart though.

 

01;21;19;28 - 01;21;39;14

Dan

That's thing intelligent like beyond. Well, debatable, but no, like, I actually have like the other conversation we have right now debatable. He's smart sometimes think it's really dumb. He goes back and forth constantly and it's like, man, it's not like he's talking down to me, but I kind of want to hear it are we are we on the same page?

 

01;21;39;14 - 01;21;42;14

Dan

Oh, we are. Oh, that's weird. I didn't not.

 

01;21;42;14 - 01;22;10;17

Chris

But I think he he knows when he's overstepping, right? And then he'll bring it back but like you listen, talk about like like he plays guitar. Like you listen to the guitar, like, listen, talk about playing music and like, he knows all this other crazy stuff, and he's like, yeah, I learn how to play piano, this, that. And then he's going on one day about, like, Einstein's theory of relativity and, like, how some of the stuff that he I was like, wrong.

 

01;22;10;17 - 01;22;17;18

Chris

And I'm like, I have no fucking idea what you're talking about, man. But so either he sounds really smart or he actually is.

 

01;22;17;29 - 01;22;30;16

Dan

Like, there's something that I talk about. Well, it's like, say, 3D printing. Yeah. We talk it through and like, I know it but when he talks about is like, I'm kind of like, how do you know this.

 

01;22;31;06 - 01;22;38;11

Chris

Effort for an old guy? Like, he, he's kept up with the times man. Considering the other old guy is just can't even pay a bill on his phone.

 

01;22;39;08 - 01;22;42;22

Dan

Hmm. Yeah, I know one guy to caddy so.

 

01;22;42;22 - 01;22;44;15

Chris

Grumpy I can't stand you.

 

01;22;44;15 - 01;22;45;05

Dan

So grumpy.

 

01;22;46;07 - 01;22;48;18

Chris

Can't forget Stan. OK, I'm sorry.

 

01;22;49;04 - 01;22;50;05

Dan

I like characters.

 

01;22;51;22 - 01;22;52;08

Chris

Not for me.

 

01;22;53;12 - 01;23;02;18

Dan

I don't know why. I just I find I like characters. There's some characters I don't like, like, are all the, ah, old chop shop guy.

 

01;23;03;06 - 01;23;04;19

Chris

Oh, yeah. Ben, Jonah.

 

01;23;05;00 - 01;23;05;28

Dan

No, no, no other guy.

 

01;23;06;10 - 01;23;13;00

Chris

Oh, Moses. Yeah. We can mention him by name because he's gone. Fuck that guy. OK, cheeseburger eaten fucking walrus.

 

01;23;13;04 - 01;23;16;08

Dan

He does this guy smart like old cheeseburgers.

 

01;23;16;26 - 01;23;20;16

Chris

Like he went to McDonald's, stuffed him in his pocket and left him there for, like, three days.

 

01;23;20;16 - 01;23;22;26

Dan

Forgot about it. He's married, though.

 

01;23;23;10 - 01;23;25;10

Chris

Kids yeah. Somehow.

 

01;23;25;25 - 01;23;28;12

Dan

Hey, everybody. Every girls thing has something.

 

01;23;30;12 - 01;23;35;07

Chris

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how maybe he was thinner back in the day.

 

01;23;35;21 - 01;23;35;29

Dan

That's.

 

01;23;36;05 - 01;23;40;21

Chris

So that's how he landed a girl. Or maybe she's like, £400.

 

01;23;41;14 - 01;23;49;13

Dan

She might be busted. Oh, actually, busted. Actually, I heard that she's heard from, like, our old boy Anthony.

 

01;23;51;15 - 01;24;10;12

Dan

Our old boy Anthony. He's like, yeah, she's like, she all right? That's it, huh? No way. Well, you know, debatable to the beholder, but, like, not like. No, not no. Are all the our new one ugly Luba? Yeah. No, like, you think his wife is, like, a little busted up lady at all?

 

01;24;10;12 - 01;24;17;26

Chris

Maybe she's six foot two, and, like, just this incredibly good looking woman. Doubt it picks him up a little road.

 

01;24;17;28 - 01;24;18;16

Dan

OK, so.

 

01;24;18;16 - 01;24;21;10

Chris

Belly gives him a big ol kiss on the lips when he gets home.

 

01;24;23;17 - 01;24;39;15

Dan

So back to the old guy. Yeah, he's just incredibly smart, but he's incredibly discussing to a cat stand when he eats food because he doesn't wash his hands, just grabs it. Just when he eats, it goes. I don't know how you eat.

 

01;24;40;10 - 01;24;41;17

Chris

You must have teased the back.

 

01;24;41;17 - 01;24;49;09

Dan

Now, I'm thinking so but like, he does something. I just like he's chewed on something that's weird. It's a work of art.

 

01;24;49;11 - 01;24;49;27

Chris

It's weird.

 

01;24;52;06 - 01;24;58;04

Chris

They work with other people that, like, think you're way too smart to be in this trade. Why did you become a goat? Become a welder?

 

01;24;58;13 - 01;25;02;25

Dan

Like you guys? Some guys like that. Oh, yeah.

 

01;25;03;10 - 01;25;03;26

Chris

For sure.

 

01;25;04;25 - 01;25;11;05

Dan

Like you're working with. Yeah, OK. Now you're not talking about the German guy, are you?

 

01;25;11;07 - 01;25;13;24

Chris

Oh, yeah, I am. 100%. Why is he a welder?

 

01;25;15;18 - 01;25;16;12

Dan

Because he's German.

 

01;25;16;27 - 01;25;22;18

Chris

I mean, he should be anything but. He's got two trades under his belt and just smart beyond all belief.

 

01;25;23;10 - 01;25;37;11

Dan

He likes tanks. I like. I like tanks. You want to build tanks? I don't know. I don't really talk to the guy, but I always try to mess with him because he's a full blown it. Guy's full blown German.

 

01;25;39;14 - 01;25;48;00

Dan

Like, he's actually pretty lean. He has a belly, but like, he's lean. Yeah, he's he's tall.

 

01;25;48;00 - 01;25;48;23

Chris

Like a German, though.

 

01;25;49;00 - 01;26;08;25

Dan

No, but like, he's lean like it's surprising. Like you like he. I see. Like, Oh, this guy has a belly. OK, whatever. Write them off. But I think I saw one time, he's just like, oh, it's hot. As like, oh, this guy seems like he kind of your chicken amount. I was like, well, you know, I go to the gym, I'm like, oh, look, this guy, this guy lifts this guy doesn't.

 

01;26;09;21 - 01;26;11;09

Chris

He he works out, he says, so.

 

01;26;11;18 - 01;26;35;14

Dan

It looks like it. I think I was like a little copper because, you know, our old guy, he's just skinny. Like, he's like he's just straight skinny with the belly, I guess. Just like, what? Is that true? Like, I see him like, I didn't realize how skinny was when he tied a shoelaces nursing stretched out. I was like, oh, shit, dude, you're skinny.

 

01;26;36;13 - 01;26;37;00

Dan

I'm skinny.

 

01;26;38;16 - 01;26;42;28

Chris

100%. Yeah. I have been all my life, though, so it'll never change.

 

01;26;43;11 - 01;26;43;29

Dan

Can you really?

 

01;26;44;04 - 01;26;45;13

Ragu

No, I'm just kidding.

 

01;26;45;14 - 01;26;47;13

Dan

I got some.

 

01;26;48;09 - 01;26;50;29

Chris

Arms. I'm on the lease more than I do.

 

01;26;52;01 - 01;26;53;04

Dan

And he's joked.

 

01;26;53;19 - 01;26;55;23

Chris

Joked that me he's joked.

 

01;26;56;19 - 01;27;06;04

Dan

You know, you know what yoked means? You know, it means like only thing is eggs and be jacked yoked. It's all the good stuff.

 

01;27;06;04 - 01;27;13;07

Chris

An egg protein out yoked overall. It's devastating. Ever heard in my life.

 

01;27;13;07 - 01;27;14;00

Dan

You've never heard. You don't.

 

01;27;14;00 - 01;27;16;03

Chris

Know. That's the worst thing I've ever heard.

 

01;27;16;14 - 01;27;21;26

Dan

You didn't hear from now on yokes bro. Yoked. He's yoked. Yes. Yeah.

 

01;27;22;12 - 01;27;27;21

Chris

Yeah. Act jacked and yoked jacked yeah.

 

01;27;27;25 - 01;27;40;19

Dan

Well I'm just saying, you know. Yeah, yeah. Well he says don't go into welding every time I talk to him like hey is he, hey welding this he's like, nah, don't even try to learn. Don't do it.

 

01;27;40;19 - 01;27;41;14

Chris

Don't do it man.

 

01;27;41;17 - 01;27;45;04

Dan

But you look at his was like, but you, you do it so nicely.

 

01;27;46;10 - 01;27;56;27

Chris

It's like, well, you know, this thing like he likes the fitting and building part. Mm. Because it's actually somewhat more challenging than just laying down a nice world.

 

01;27;57;16 - 01;27;59;01

Dan

But he does lay down in his world.

 

01;27;59;07 - 01;28;00;07

Chris

Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

 

01;28;00;26 - 01;28;13;28

Dan

Yeah, he's German, very methodical, very engineered. Like but he told me, like, oh, we talk back and forth. He wants get to automation. Like, policy programing and stuff like that.

 

01;28;14;07 - 01;28;17;26

Chris

Oh, yeah. I said he doesn't all kinds of. She's got his hands and like, everything, man. No, no.

 

01;28;17;26 - 01;28;19;14

Dan

He wants to go into that trade next.

 

01;28;21;02 - 01;28;27;14

Chris

I think about it. I mean, think about all, all welders that work, like, how fucking miserable they look.

 

01;28;27;29 - 01;28;40;25

Dan

Yeah, I think about that all the time. I look at, I look at myself like, man, I'm half their age and they're leery working next to me, and it seem like they haven't gotten that far. Yeah, and.

 

01;28;41;08 - 01;28;45;18

Chris

They're fucking beat up and they're decrepit and they're slow and they're like in their barely in their.

 

01;28;45;18 - 01;28;47;01

Dan

Sixties, barely surviving.

 

01;28;47;16 - 01;28;56;17

Chris

And it's like, well, fuck. Other than one guy that's near retirement age, he's. Yeah, somewhat mobile, but it's because.

 

01;28;57;09 - 01;28;58;24

Dan

He has a his life though.

 

01;28;59;06 - 01;29;01;23

Chris

Yeah. Like he takes care of his kids.

 

01;29;01;23 - 01;29;15;24

Dan

He's just like just a few more years and I'm out. Yeah. As in I like him too. He's, he's like, he doesn't take things too serious or maybe he does but he's just, just even more like and nothing bothers me. I didn't care. Get my time in and get my time out.

 

01;29;16;04 - 01;29;22;02

Chris

You see that other guys that same age, you're like, what the fuck what's the contrast here? What made this happen?

 

01;29;22;19 - 01;29;38;24

Dan

I don't know. People like you say, like, you look at a tradesperson like, well, they're kind of highly, but people from the inside are like, this is this fucked? This sucks, but it's needed. That's it. Yeah. That's the weird thing.

 

01;29;38;27 - 01;29;41;21

Ragu

Like, there are some rules that machines can't do, right?

 

01;29;42;06 - 01;29;44;01

Dan

There's artistry to it. Yes. Yeah.

 

01;29;44;01 - 01;29;44;18

Chris

Oh, absolutely.

 

01;29;44;18 - 01;29;53;12

Ragu

It's like like you can get everything machine done, but if you want to get to Night World, you can't get get it machine done.

 

01;29;53;15 - 01;30;09;16

Dan

No machine could do perfect but can't like but you but you would have not had the level where you could program in a goal right away into it. Yeah. You would have to like get the vision system under kind of tell what to do, how to do it. Or you could just, hey, you're good. Well, they're getting there right now.

 

01;30;09;16 - 01;30;14;17

Dan

OK, call that out instead of like the process.

 

01;30;15;29 - 01;30;34;02

Chris

Let's say sub art like it's great invention. It's much faster than welding by hand, but it's only as smart as the person operating it, right? So and it still has to be someone there to if I can adjust the knob so that the world moves over. But other than that, like, yeah.

 

01;30;34;13 - 01;30;38;02

Dan

I mean that's my job. I just push buttons nice graph.

 

01;30;39;07 - 01;30;40;26

Chris

That's it. You just sit there.

 

01;30;41;01 - 01;30;44;13

Dan

No, I can't. I can't do that. I got to look busy all the time.

 

01;30;46;00 - 01;30;48;03

Chris

I I'm just busy all the time.

 

01;30;48;19 - 01;30;56;24

Dan

The days are super long for me. It's incredible. How do I do all these years? I don't know.

 

01;30;58;11 - 01;30;59;03

Chris

How long you've been there.

 

01;30;59;20 - 01;31;02;20

Dan

No, just before you performed. That's it? Yeah.

 

01;31;03;05 - 01;31;05;22

Chris

Oh, yeah. Lasted. Everybody else that worked back there.

 

01;31;06;23 - 01;31;08;28

Dan

Well, other than a German dude.

 

01;31;09;20 - 01;31;11;20

Chris

Well, I mean, like, they've worked on the tables.

 

01;31;12;20 - 01;31;13;04

Dan

What do you mean?

 

01;31;13;28 - 01;31;21;22

Chris

Like the what is it? The water jet and the plasma yeah.

 

01;31;22;08 - 01;31;23;16

Dan

You outlasted everybody.

 

01;31;23;16 - 01;31;24;05

Chris

Yeah, you did.

 

01;31;25;08 - 01;31;25;19

Dan

Oh.

 

01;31;26;16 - 01;31;27;02

Chris

Honest. For, like.

 

01;31;27;11 - 01;31;31;20

Dan

There's only, like. Well, you had a choice. Yeah, crippled. They can't fire.

 

01;31;32;11 - 01;31;36;21

Chris

This. Hooked on painkillers that didn't show up to work on time.

 

01;31;36;21 - 01;31;43;13

Dan

While there's reason why we had a guy we ran over by train. Mm hmm.

 

01;31;45;17 - 01;31;48;28

Chris

Like a freight train from.

 

01;31;48;29 - 01;31;53;26

Dan

Paul on the tracks. Broke his back in many places. He didn't walk.

 

01;31;55;02 - 01;32;00;05

Chris

Lay there for six and a half hours, for he's found somehow ended up living.

 

01;32;01;13 - 01;32;01;25

Dan

Wow.

 

01;32;02;08 - 01;32;12;25

Chris

But you know how he ended up getting hit by a train headphones in this news music drunk as fuck walking on the train tracks.

 

01;32;15;01 - 01;32;15;16

Dan

Alone.

 

01;32;16;01 - 01;32;16;15

Chris

Hello?

 

01;32;16;15 - 01;32;22;04

Dan

Yeah, in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, well, how what? Either way.

 

01;32;23;18 - 01;32;26;01

Ragu

I know some people like to walk from.

 

01;32;27;03 - 01;32;33;19

Chris

I mean, I think from what he told me, he is trying to get home and, like, is a normal thing to do is is walking the train tracks. OK?

 

01;32;33;19 - 01;32;40;29

Dan

Makes sense. Like, it's it's like it's easy, but you're blasted.

 

01;32;41;17 - 01;32;43;16

Ragu

Like trains here. They don't move fast.

 

01;32;43;25 - 01;32;45;08

Dan

Or they move fast and.

 

01;32;45;18 - 01;32;52;02

Chris

In the middle nowhere. Yeah, they do for sure. They see train probably not but still.

 

01;32;52;02 - 01;32;53;19

Ragu

Trains people think so people.

 

01;32;53;19 - 01;32;57;03

Chris

Still get hit by that fucking thing. And like once or twice a month.

 

01;32;57;25 - 01;32;58;04

Dan

Just.

 

01;32;59;12 - 01;33;00;16

Chris

People don't pay attention.

 

01;33;01;26 - 01;33;03;18

Ragu

I haven't seen a person who and.

 

01;33;04;19 - 01;33;06;23

Dan

Seen a person what happened?

 

01;33;08;18 - 01;33;09;05

Ragu

He didn't live.

 

01;33;10;02 - 01;33;11;13

Dan

Oh, you seen death?

 

01;33;12;03 - 01;33;29;23

Ragu

Yeah. Like I was home. Yeah, I was a kid. And back home, we have electric trains, so. And their passenger trains, so they run fast, like around 72 kilometers an hour. And we are kids. Like, we are waiting at the train tracks to cross.

 

01;33;30;16 - 01;33;34;19

Dan

And when you're saying, you're saying home, you mean India? Yeah. OK.

 

01;33;36;14 - 01;33;36;21

Ragu

OK.

 

01;33;37;06 - 01;33;38;14

Dan

So yeah.

 

01;33;39;04 - 01;33;47;14

Ragu

We're waiting for the they close the gates on you and then you to wait for the gates open but there's no one stopping you from crossing it, right?

 

01;33;47;25 - 01;33;48;05

Dan

Oh yeah.

 

01;33;48;19 - 01;34;00;21

Ragu

And then, yeah, there was this lady or a guy I don't remember. I was scared at the train or by the train. Like, all you can see is like half of the body here. Half the body on the other side of the track.

 

01;34;01;00 - 01;34;03;09

Dan

Oh, yes.

 

01;34;03;25 - 01;34;06;03

Ragu

And the face was smushed.

 

01;34;06;19 - 01;34;11;27

Dan

You look, you got a close look at it. Yeah. Because you weren't you weren't sure, were you looking at when we're looking at.

 

01;34;12;15 - 01;34;14;24

Ragu

No, we were waiting for the gate to open.

 

01;34;14;24 - 01;34;18;23

Dan

I know, but you knew you you're looking at or you like. I'm not sure what I'm looking at. So we got a closer look at it.

 

01;34;19;28 - 01;34;26;14

Ragu

I didn't not go close. I was I need to cross. I'm crossing it it can look. And then there were a bunch of people right over there.

 

01;34;26;26 - 01;34;28;04

Dan

And you just walked on by.

 

01;34;28;28 - 01;34;29;12

Ragu

What do you mean.

 

01;34;29;23 - 01;34;31;00

Dan

Just walk by? What else?

 

01;34;31;06 - 01;34;32;11

Ragu

There was a bunch of people like.

 

01;34;32;11 - 01;34;34;09

Dan

I know, but you'd walk by and went on with your day.

 

01;34;35;23 - 01;34;36;10

Ragu

What do you do?

 

01;34;36;25 - 01;34;37;13

Dan

I'm asking.

 

01;34;38;03 - 01;34;39;03

Ragu

Now. What will you do?

 

01;34;39;04 - 01;34;41;21

Dan

I'm asking. Yeah, I went home.

 

01;34;42;08 - 01;34;45;16

Chris

I, I'd keep walking. What are you going to do at that point? Again.

 

01;34;46;21 - 01;34;46;29

Dan

That's the.

 

01;34;46;29 - 01;34;58;18

Ragu

Street. It's not about their own. Right. Like they're a bunch of people like their own 50 to 60 people who are around them, and then they're waiting for the cops to come in. I'm just getting back home from school.

 

01;34;59;08 - 01;35;02;28

Dan

Isn't that crazy thought though? Is that a regular thing?

 

01;35;03;11 - 01;35;03;24

Ragu

No.

 

01;35;04;10 - 01;35;05;27

Dan

It does happen quite often though, doesn't it?

 

01;35;06;18 - 01;35;08;11

Ragu

Not anymore. I don't think so. But.

 

01;35;09;10 - 01;35;11;04

Dan

But we're seeing like 20, 30 years ago.

 

01;35;11;29 - 01;35;15;16

Ragu

Yeah. People used to commit suicide. There's that thing too.

 

01;35;15;16 - 01;35;20;16

Dan

Could you imagine that you're living like this is just a regular thing, you see?

 

01;35;20;16 - 01;35;21;19

Ragu

It's not a regular thing.

 

01;35;23;11 - 01;35;30;15

Dan

But like you, you see, for me, I don't see these things. I'll stick around just cause, like, I want to see it through.

 

01;35;30;15 - 01;35;32;11

Ragu

Oh, everyone sticks around for a bit.

 

01;35;32;13 - 01;35;35;18

Dan

No, I would stick around just like I want to see it through.

 

01;35;36;15 - 01;35;41;10

Ragu

What do you mean? Because you want to wait until it gets clean or the body gets picked up.

 

01;35;41;16 - 01;35;41;24

Dan

Yeah.

 

01;35;42;03 - 01;35;44;10

Chris

Maybe not. It's more of it.

 

01;35;44;23 - 01;35;53;24

Dan

No, no, you're right. But, like, still is. It's like you've never seen it. It's like the the the wonder of it. All right? But after that.

 

01;35;54;06 - 01;35;57;07

Ragu

No things. You need to have stomach for it to wait there and see it.

 

01;35;57;13 - 01;35;57;24

Dan

Yeah.

 

01;35;58;09 - 01;36;32;18

Chris

Like when we were in high school, my brother the Brentwood station here, and a guy came out, he he put a note on the floor and then put, like, a tiny little, little rock on top of it and was like, my brother's, like, went over and sort of, like, reading, like, what was on. No. And then the train came into the station, and he jumped in front of it, and my brother remembers his day like, vividly, like, the guy hitting, like, because he turned as the guy was jumping, he said, and like, watching the bounce off the front of the train and then go underneath and one of the train, like, passed by, he went

 

01;36;32;28 - 01;36;36;14

Chris

like looked to see if the guy was OK and like he was just in pieces.

 

01;36;36;23 - 01;36;37;12

Dan

Not OK.

 

01;36;37;17 - 01;36;44;03

Chris

Not OK, man. I don't I don't think I after that. He said he just want he don't want to stick around or anything. He just want to leave.

 

01;36;44;03 - 01;36;45;26

Dan

He's in shock. Yeah. Like.

 

01;36;46;28 - 01;36;51;28

Ragu

What would you do? Like, you can't help him and you can't take that image out of your head, right?

 

01;36;51;28 - 01;37;02;04

Dan

So no, that's it, though. Like, it's just what would you I don't know. I'm just saying these things as if I would do them, but in reality, I don't know what to do. Is such like you're in shock.

 

01;37;03;22 - 01;37;13;00

Chris

Especially after seeing someone like that. Like, I. I don't know I think. I think I just walk on by, like, probably try not to look as well.

 

01;37;13;10 - 01;37;41;10

Ragu

The other thing I have seen is this also train incident I was waiting at the train station for the train to go by, and this this guy was mad, so or maybe he's drunk or he's mad but so we have the electric trains. They have like the high voltage lines running about the train and the train just touches it and then gets the power from it while it goes.

 

01;37;42;03 - 01;38;04;06

Ragu

So this guy, he was drunk or he's mad, I don't remember, but he got on top of the train oh, no. Oh, no. And then he was just trying to, like, all people were shouting, come down, come down. But this guy was not in a state of listening and he was trying to swinging or something. Like he was just swinging.

 

01;38;04;06 - 01;38;08;06

Ragu

And then he touches the wire right gone.

 

01;38;08;21 - 01;38;09;24

Chris

Yeah. Immediately.

 

01;38;12;06 - 01;38;13;06

Chris

Well, it was quick.

 

01;38;14;00 - 01;38;15;14

Dan

Was it? Yeah.

 

01;38;15;18 - 01;38;18;27

Chris

I'd have to be right.

 

01;38;19;14 - 01;38;22;20

Dan

Yeah. Yeah, sure. Know, you.

 

01;38;22;20 - 01;38;24;25

Ragu

Don't want to try it this one time thing.

 

01;38;25;24 - 01;38;28;21

Dan

And, you know, the one time thing you know. Yeah.

 

01;38;29;11 - 01;38;31;15

Chris

How many, how many amps does it take to kill you?

 

01;38;31;17 - 01;38;32;08

Dan

Things like two.

 

01;38;33;06 - 01;38;33;28

Chris

That's more than that.

 

01;38;34;04 - 01;38;35;24

Ragu

No, it's the voltage that kills, you.

 

01;38;35;24 - 01;38;36;06

Dan

Know.

 

01;38;36;06 - 01;38;48;17

Chris

It's two amps. Amps, you can take a million volts. People said people survived a million volts, but lightning strikes. The amperage is what throws your heart in a rhythm.

 

01;38;50;03 - 01;38;52;08

Ragu

When you get, like, this guy want out?

 

01;38;52;23 - 01;38;53;25

Chris

Oh, yeah, like you'd be.

 

01;38;53;25 - 01;38;55;21

Dan

That's amps, 15 amps.

 

01;38;56;20 - 01;38;59;25

Chris

At least what's car battery? Because that can kill you.

 

01;39;00;03 - 01;39;07;27

Dan

Uh, 12. Well, it's only AC Carbide. He's only have two volts. That's like nothing. You could touch that all day long.

 

01;39;08;29 - 01;39;12;13

Chris

Well, you think about like, a little nine volt battery touching your tongue and it tingles.

 

01;39;13;18 - 01;39;17;18

Ragu

Yeah, but the train lines, it's like 10,000 or 20,000 walls.

 

01;39;18;09 - 01;39;23;21

Chris

Yeah. It got to be like serious amperage go into stuff to keep the power consistent throughout. Yeah.

 

01;39;26;14 - 01;39;27;05

Chris

How many is this.

 

01;39;32;02 - 01;39;33;14

Dan

Point one to point to.

 

01;39;33;29 - 01;39;39;16

Chris

Amps. That's it. Or is that now can't be right.

 

01;39;40;18 - 01;39;42;05

Dan

Oh, that's just painful.

 

01;39;44;08 - 01;39;47;02

Chris

So so how many, how many to kill you?

 

01;39;48;16 - 01;39;51;05

Dan

Well, I'll get back to that.

 

01;39;54;08 - 01;40;07;14

Chris

So it can't be can't be too many because I know that's why they're in your bathroom. Have the GFI all that right? It's down to like point something. Milliamps three.

 

01;40;07;15 - 01;40;10;06

Dan

Point five. Yeah. So it's painful, but.

 

01;40;11;21 - 01;40;18;12

Chris

So you plug your shaver in. If it's like humid in there, you don't electrocute yourself.

 

01;40;27;21 - 01;40;30;13

Dan

But keep going. I'll get you. I'll get back to you guys.

 

01;40;31;07 - 01;40;32;16

Chris

I want to know what it is right now.

 

01;40;32;18 - 01;40;46;29

Dan

Oh, well, I'll get to you. I'm. I'm just going through it right now. Just so. But yeah, it just has like a current of ten milliamps or .01. AB is a severe shock yeah.

 

01;40;46;29 - 01;40;51;13

Chris

Which works out to what, how many volts? Like, I think a voltage could be like basically unlimited.

 

01;40;51;13 - 01;40;53;19

Dan

We almost like it's going to suck out for it.

 

01;40;54;03 - 01;40;56;23

Chris

So use the amperage to step up the voltage raise.

 

01;40;56;23 - 01;40;57;01

Dan

Yeah.

 

01;40;59;25 - 01;41;00;22

Chris

I could be wrong though.

 

01;41;01;25 - 01;41;07;10

Ragu

I don't know how, but hey, you had to see it.

 

01;41;07;26 - 01;41;09;17

Chris

Yeah, I would. I don't think I'd want to see that.

 

01;41;10;18 - 01;41;43;20

Dan

So yeah, just two amps can lead to burns and unconsciousness. Just to amps. Yeah, well, that don't take much amp voltage you can handle it's kind of weird how they think, but, um, yeah. So point so one really amp. It is a faint tingle. Five is a slight shock disrupted. And then this six to 30 minutes we're talking mil amps.

 

01;41;43;28 - 01;41;45;22

Dan

Yeah, not much.

 

01;41;46;03 - 01;41;48;05

Chris

So electricity is fucking terrified.

 

01;41;48;18 - 01;41;52;17

Dan

So the plasma table can instantly destroy you.

 

01;41;53;16 - 01;41;57;29

Chris

This was at 600 volts or coming off. So it's going to be what?

 

01;41;58;01 - 01;42;15;25

Dan

No, we only play with averages on there. Yeah, so our lowest one is 30 amps. Wow. Our lowest one that can't cut through shit are highest one. 300.

 

01;42;16;24 - 01;42;19;04

Chris

Yeah. Get caught in there. You're fucking dead.

 

01;42;20;09 - 01;42;34;25

Dan

Well that's why we, that's why we have really strong ground wire so it won't. So technically I walk over that and not ground it. I'm screwed. Instantly gone because that thing has to travel somewhere. Oh, yeah.

 

01;42;35;01 - 01;42;37;13

Chris

No, go through. You find find a way.

 

01;42;37;20 - 01;42;39;09

Dan

We'll find a way to have you here.

 

01;42;39;24 - 01;42;59;09

Ragu

OK? One of the worst things I've seen when I was a kid, so this guy, oh, like, you get fresh sugar cane juice. So basically, like, they have a machine, they have like two presses. There's a one guy running up, there's a one guy running down. You put sugar cane in and then you get the OK.

 

01;42;59;13 - 01;43;01;22

Dan

Sure. Yeah, squeeze the sugar cane out.

 

01;43;02;05 - 01;43;27;22

Ragu

Yeah. So this guy was getting the sugar Ken and Aura were getting first year. I was waiting. So this guy was wearing a long sleeve shirt. He followed it up, up to his whatever. And then he's putting the cane in from the top, like, you know, to put it from the top. And then you take it from the bottom and you let it cool two or three times to get all the juice, right.

 

01;43;28;13 - 01;43;35;22

Ragu

So he was doing that, and then he should get into it, you know, and then had his hand goes into it like it crushes all this.

 

01;43;36;09 - 01;43;37;10

Dan

Oh, my God.

 

01;43;39;02 - 01;43;40;14

Chris

Spaghetti, spaghetti arm.

 

01;43;41;06 - 01;43;42;22

Dan

Can you still use his arm? No.

 

01;43;43;01 - 01;43;53;08

Ragu

I don't think so. After that, part. Yeah, it was not like any hard pressure or anything. It's just like they were able to stop it and roll it back and then everything came out.

 

01;43;53;09 - 01;43;54;12

Dan

Balls back.

 

01;43;54;24 - 01;43;59;02

Ragu

Yeah. Like how do you like half of his model is still to the arm and half is not.

 

01;43;59;12 - 01;44;00;03

Dan

I know. I said you're.

 

01;44;00;03 - 01;44;01;07

Ragu

Not gonna rip it out, right?

 

01;44;01;07 - 01;44;07;04

Dan

I know I shouldn't joke about this, but he may be able to do, like, a I mean, it's like backhand to anybody. It's just a whip.

 

01;44;07;22 - 01;44;14;18

Chris

What's just army to jello? Yeah, slapping and people. It's his life now.

 

01;44;16;01 - 01;44;21;00

Dan

But, you know, we work in the trades. We don't actually see that much, but we hear devastating stories.

 

01;44;21;15 - 01;44;26;05

Chris

Yeah. The one guy that worked at the machine shop, I got pulled into the lathe like a year and a half.

 

01;44;26;05 - 01;44;45;14

Dan

OK, so do you know what a ladies what? It's OK. It's basically just like you put a hunk of metal to this spindle, and the thing just rotates. It could go from like 500 RPMs or 200 whatever. It doesn't matter on this thing to like 3015. Doesn't marriage spins, right? Yeah.

 

01;44;45;20 - 01;44;47;17

Chris

Unlimited torque, basically.

 

01;44;47;24 - 01;45;10;27

Dan

So no matter so the way that you do it is like you shove a knife into there. So it's just like another high carbide, you know, high, you know, to shave away at it. Well, there's one guy was working on this pipe. I think it was a pipeline or just a shaft. Yeah, something, something like that. He's working a chef and he's just, you know, chefs aren't perfect, so he has to clean it up and reduce it down to his proper size.

 

01;45;11;00 - 01;45;33;12

Dan

Mm hmm. He's been doing this for like 20 years. OK? One day he gets caught into it, and that was it. So imagine that guy's arm getting in, but you're getting caught but this thing, like, doesn't matter what you do. You can't stop it. It will not follow. Is not meant to stop.

 

01;45;34;21 - 01;45;35;03

Ragu

Like at.

 

01;45;35;03 - 01;45;49;12

Dan

All. It doesn't stop unless you press the stop and, OK, like, or you run your run a truck through it, like, take it out. But, like, so basically they're saying this was a bag of skin and we're running circles.

 

01;45;49;16 - 01;45;52;11

Chris

Even even when you hit stop on, usually what's heavy.

 

01;45;52;12 - 01;45;53;19

Ragu

Takes time to stop.

 

01;45;53;21 - 01;45;57;24

Chris

Right yeah. And just chew up whatever's in there or gets pulled in.

 

01;46;00;29 - 01;46;12;20

Dan

So we I've never seen it, but I can imagine it. Everybody had to go through therapy. Everybody seen that one person was cut in half. That was pretty bad. But this person was in a million pieces. You just seen this.

 

01;46;12;24 - 01;46;16;13

Ragu

So that's what I was saying. Like the train thing that we had towards.

 

01;46;16;13 - 01;46;17;21

Chris

Train is going to be just as bad.

 

01;46;17;21 - 01;46;18;26

Dan

So so the.

 

01;46;18;26 - 01;46;24;09

Ragu

Head was not you can't see it or you can see the brains out. Have you ever seen a brain out like man?

 

01;46;24;25 - 01;46;25;03

Dan

Yeah.

 

01;46;25;09 - 01;46;25;22

Chris

I don't think.

 

01;46;27;10 - 01;46;28;00

Dan

It's kind of weird, though.

 

01;46;28;02 - 01;46;29;02

Ragu

Like, what do you mean.

 

01;46;29;17 - 01;46;49;23

Dan

Like we like we look at ourselves and like, oh, that's normal. Any time you see, like, inside yourself, like, you're like, ooh, that's nasty. Like, you shove a camera up your nose, you're like, ooh, look into your nose. Oh, that's gross. I used to think, like, everything about the human body. Like, see, is blade open just nasty? Son.

 

01;46;49;23 - 01;46;50;20

Dan

A nice package.

 

01;46;51;10 - 01;46;53;01

Ragu

He told me, eat that. Which you get.

 

01;46;53;10 - 01;46;58;25

Dan

I know, but like, when you see a person, like, you see a person cut their leg, like, oh, oh.

 

01;46;59;17 - 01;47;01;08

Ragu

Yeah, that's because you can't stand blood.

 

01;47;01;19 - 01;47;03;06

Dan

No, no, I never said that.

 

01;47;03;28 - 01;47;04;11

Ragu

What do you mean?

 

01;47;05;08 - 01;47;07;24

Dan

I can stand blood all day long? Vampire right here, man.

 

01;47;08;06 - 01;47;08;14

Ragu

OK.

 

01;47;09;13 - 01;47;15;01

Dan

But, like, when you see, like, see if, like, you split your leg open, like, actually see a split open, you see the bones, like, oh.

 

01;47;15;11 - 01;47;18;11

Ragu

Because you can associate it with you I think.

 

01;47;18;11 - 01;47;23;20

Dan

I think that's it is like, I don't want to see what's inside here. Dark things.

 

01;47;23;29 - 01;47;33;05

Ragu

Like, as soon as you see some person, like, sticking his like his house leg is, is dangling, you'll be like, I don't want that to happen to me.

 

01;47;33;05 - 01;47;38;13

Dan

So yeah, our place is incredibly dangerous. We have I carry like thousands of pounds through the air.

 

01;47;39;15 - 01;47;44;11

Chris

Fucking suction cups, sometimes suction cups. I fucking I don't understand how that thing works, man.

 

01;47;45;09 - 01;47;47;02

Dan

I've two and a half tons.

 

01;47;47;15 - 01;47;51;09

Chris

Two and a half tons. Easy up to air pressure, up.

 

01;47;51;09 - 01;47;52;17

Dan

To vacuum.

 

01;47;52;28 - 01;47;54;04

Chris

Vacuum pressure. Sorry.

 

01;47;54;08 - 01;47;54;26

Ragu

So.

 

01;47;54;29 - 01;48;15;14

Dan

So with that though, so we have creams that could hold up to like we have just these laws. Think little clamps. Two tons it can handle, but like, it's flying through the shop, like it's no know, it's like, OK, so I won't bring this up because we actually had a guy, a beam fell onto his foot, big guy on instantly.

 

01;48;16;09 - 01;48;17;24

Dan

Guy didn't know what to do. You just stood there.

 

01;48;18;19 - 01;48;19;18

Chris

So you're there, fat.

 

01;48;19;27 - 01;48;20;14

Dan

You weren't there.

 

01;48;20;15 - 01;48;22;07

Chris

No, I was like, surely after I started.

 

01;48;23;17 - 01;48;24;10

Dan

Or then you were gone.

 

01;48;24;10 - 01;48;27;06

Chris

Ready no, I was after.

 

01;48;28;00 - 01;48;29;03

Dan

Or you were just after.

 

01;48;29;08 - 01;48;29;29

Chris

Just after that.

 

01;48;29;29 - 01;48;32;06

Dan

Yeah, I was OK. I was there before. Yeah.

 

01;48;32;06 - 01;48;35;25

Chris

So. So someone was like, we had to call the tow truck for him.

 

01;48;38;00 - 01;48;49;21

Dan

Yeah. So there's big as beam fell onto his foot and just in shock. He was even there for more than three months. He got, like, zero benefits of that and lost a big toe.

 

01;48;50;13 - 01;49;00;20

Chris

Oh, there's that. That's per digit. I'm pretty sure we're same way through your toes. Like, was it your pinky? That's worth, like, three grand. Then after that, you know.

 

01;49;00;21 - 01;49;01;17

Dan

He got money for it.

 

01;49;01;23 - 01;49;02;04

Chris

Like.

 

01;49;03;04 - 01;49;06;16

Dan

I'm just saying, get compensated. You didn't get money from the company.

 

01;49;06;16 - 01;49;06;29

Chris

Oh, yeah.

 

01;49;07;03 - 01;49;10;22

Dan

He just got worker's comp. Oh, yeah. He got like ten grand, but I can't walk.

 

01;49;11;27 - 01;49;13;27

Chris

Yeah, like you. Big toe is going to be worth a lot of money.

 

01;49;14;12 - 01;49;16;03

Dan

Big toe sake. Losing a thumb.

 

01;49;17;21 - 01;49;18;24

Chris

It's be with a lot.

 

01;49;19;29 - 01;49;33;18

Ragu

Like back in states like we used to have a shop right next to our office or they're like, if anyone sees you walking under a weight, you're fired. It doesn't matter who you are.

 

01;49;33;18 - 01;49;34;12

Dan

Walking on or what.

 

01;49;34;24 - 01;49;38;11

Ragu

Walking on a weight. Oh, if they're taking a weight across.

 

01;49;38;18 - 01;49;40;00

Dan

Oh, like a plate. OK, yeah.

 

01;49;40;23 - 01;49;43;03

Chris

I mean, honestly, why would you anyways, let's.

 

01;49;43;14 - 01;49;45;09

Ragu

Know, even if you know it or not like.

 

01;49;45;09 - 01;49;45;21

Dan

That.

 

01;49;45;26 - 01;49;46;22

Ragu

You shouldn't be walking.

 

01;49;46;22 - 01;49;49;07

Chris

There's absolutely not like common sense, right?

 

01;49;49;18 - 01;49;57;27

Ragu

I think too is back up in Fort Mack. So this big trucks, they can't see the small cars.

 

01;49;59;05 - 01;49;59;17

Chris

Oh, yeah.

 

01;49;59;25 - 01;50;03;17

Ragu

Right next to them. One truck ran through a service truck.

 

01;50;04;14 - 01;50;05;00

Dan

Oh, wow.

 

01;50;05;13 - 01;50;08;04

Ragu

What a big truck ran through a service truck.

 

01;50;08;04 - 01;50;08;15

Dan

Yeah.

 

01;50;08;15 - 01;50;15;09

Ragu

And killed everyone in it. Never seen it was just flat panel.

 

01;50;16;14 - 01;50;24;08

Dan

Yeah. See, the thing like our shop is incredibly dangerous. Incredibly rare. Look. Well, we pretty safe, though.

 

01;50;25;00 - 01;50;25;11

Chris

I mean.

 

01;50;25;25 - 01;50;26;16

Dan

Like, I am.

 

01;50;27;24 - 01;50;30;02

Chris

It depends on the person yeah.

 

01;50;30;18 - 01;50;44;10

Dan

Well, if anything, if I do handle something wrong, I know I'm not handling it right, but at the same time is like, I'm on this, like, a minute. Meet the risk so if it's going to fall, it's going to fall in a direction that is to the side of me.

 

01;50;45;06 - 01;50;46;20

Chris

Can kill somebody else.

 

01;50;46;20 - 01;50;55;16

Dan

I'll get somebody else. Yeah. No, but I've had a plate fall down, though, and people are like, did a fall on you and say no, but the clamp gave out, that's for sure.

 

01;50;56;26 - 01;50;59;19

Chris

Sorry. And I. I fell on my own grinder, so.

 

01;51;00;03 - 01;51;05;10

Dan

Oh, yeah, that did happen. Yeah, this guy was grinding and just. Oh, let's just stand on this thing.

 

01;51;05;25 - 01;51;09;26

Chris

I tripped over the extension cord with the trigger lock on.

 

01;51;10;23 - 01;51;12;20

Dan

Yeah, that's why it's outlawed in Ontario.

 

01;51;13;07 - 01;51;17;14

Chris

And my old shop, they used to actually take the trigger lock right off the grinder before you even got it.

 

01;51;18;05 - 01;51;18;28

Dan

Really? Yeah.

 

01;51;20;03 - 01;51;29;25

Chris

So that's if you order company, if you brought your own personal one in, you could still have it. But if you go in through the company, like a replacement for one, just take it right off to begin with.

 

01;51;29;25 - 01;51;34;15

Dan

So that would incredibly hurt my hands. Wow.

 

01;51;35;00 - 01;51;38;07

Ragu

This is ever you put your hand in between a door.

 

01;51;39;05 - 01;51;42;21

Dan

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you have?

 

01;51;42;27 - 01;51;43;18

Ragu

Just asking.

 

01;51;44;01 - 01;51;48;05

Dan

We're talking about people losing fingers. Hey, man, have you been pinched before? Real hard.

 

01;51;48;12 - 01;51;50;15

Chris

£300 of plate onto my thumb.

 

01;51;51;06 - 01;52;01;06

Dan

Yeah. I don't have held plate and just swinging through the air and just, you know, you going to control with one hand yeah. But then you hit a different plate on the other side. Just.

 

01;52;02;24 - 01;52;22;17

Chris

Yeah, I said never again. One of the one of the skins for one of the forms right onto my thumb, onto the jig. And I was talking while running the crate. And of course, I'll do that in, like, lower and lower and lower. And then I realized that my thumb was stuck. I was like, Holy fuck, this hurts then.

 

01;52;22;17 - 01;52;25;27

Chris

Yeah, my tire now. Lucky came off.

 

01;52;25;27 - 01;52;26;17

Dan

Got lucky.

 

01;52;26;18 - 01;52;31;15

Chris

Yeah. If it was any further in, I probably would've lost my thumb or the tip of my thumb. Anyways.

 

01;52;33;01 - 01;52;49;16

Dan

Our boss has a silly joke. He does this for a thumbs up. It's a thumbs up for amputees. Yeah, but it's actually serious. He's like, he has in a very joking way. These are like, Hey, I'm still. I still got everything. I've been in this game for a very long time.

 

01;52;51;05 - 01;53;04;03

Chris

But he also I don't think he's worked in a very long time other than you know, outside of the office or doing sales every once in a while hit the floor and does shit.

 

01;53;04;03 - 01;53;05;05

Dan

But it's pretty good.

 

01;53;05;16 - 01;53;16;01

Chris

I mean, for a guy that hasn't like like, yeah, still very skilled for not doing it every day. Like you pick up a welder, a welder and just be like, OK, so that's how you do it.

 

01;53;16;16 - 01;53;33;02

Dan

Like he teaches you by the book. Yeah. Like if you was going to, like, teach you anything like he goes like, this is how the book teaches you. I'm going to teach you the same way. The ideal kind of world oh. Well, that's the boss, though, right? He has a certain standard and you want everybody to stick to it.

 

01;53;34;02 - 01;53;42;04

Dan

But it's funny. Remember, we had guys work for, like, literally for 3 hours and say, hey, redo as well. It's not worth it. I'm out. Yeah.

 

01;53;43;11 - 01;53;56;21

Chris

I quit. I quit. The standards are too high. That's all. The one guy said he's the standards too high here. I can't deal with this. And he's like, I'm going to go back to working in the field. Well, that's that's fucking alarming.

 

01;53;58;10 - 01;54;02;21

Dan

It was too skilled. And he's like, I'm out.

 

01;54;04;03 - 01;54;04;28

Ragu

For stuff skilled.

 

01;54;05;03 - 01;54;16;17

Dan

Like the standards that some of the guys had to go at our shop. It has to be you want like a Red SEAL lover to kind of level yeah.

 

01;54;16;17 - 01;54;37;26

Chris

And like this guy, he's a journeyman, had been for years and years and years, but all he'd ever done is run a rig out the field and he came into the shop and yeah, like it showed it. He put together like a simple frame and like, the welds look like dog shit.

 

01;54;39;02 - 01;54;50;17

Dan

So some people just learn to put things together mm hmm. But they make it look nice when you put it together. It's together. But I said, you said artistry. You got to make it, you know, got to do whatever.

 

01;54;51;12 - 01;54;55;02

Chris

It comes back to the old saying, are you tradesmen or just somebody that works in the trades?

 

01;54;56;06 - 01;55;01;17

Dan

I guess so. I'm just some guy who works in the trades. I push buttons all day.

 

01;55;03;24 - 01;55;09;02

Dan

This guy thought I was being kicked around the whole time. Then you actually watch, like, what are you doing here? Like, Oh, I'm drawing. This thing's like, oh.

 

01;55;09;10 - 01;55;13;14

Chris

I had no idea that you even did it thing. I just thought you sat there and just watched the machine run.

 

01;55;14;00 - 01;55;16;00

Dan

I've been doing a lot of things behind the computer.

 

01;55;17;01 - 01;55;20;20

Chris

I really, though, not really jacked it back hard.

 

01;55;20;22 - 01;55;24;27

Dan

But when when I am doing stuff though, he's like, What the hell? They all said, Yeah, man. Like.

 

01;55;26;16 - 01;55;28;15

Chris

I'm never amazed. Anything he does.

 

01;55;29;06 - 01;55;29;28

Dan

Never. OK.

 

01;55;31;01 - 01;55;32;21

Chris

Bullshit. Do anything.

 

01;55;33;18 - 01;55;34;01

Dan

Jealous.

 

01;55;34;28 - 01;55;39;27

Chris

Yeah, yeah. That I can't have an easy day like you. Every day, every day, every single day.

 

01;55;40;03 - 01;55;44;27

Dan

Every day is easy. It's not as tough because there's some days like.

 

01;55;45;06 - 01;55;46;10

Chris

You got to cut stainless.

 

01;55;46;22 - 01;55;48;06

Dan

Not as easy. That's the best days.

 

01;55;49;12 - 01;55;50;14

Chris

On the water jet that takes.

 

01;55;50;14 - 01;55;50;29

Dan

Forever.

 

01;55;51;15 - 01;55;52;21

Chris

Oh, yes. I get to sit there.

 

01;55;53;05 - 01;55;56;04

Dan

Oh, I can't. I'm not allowed. I know. I feel like he's judging me.

 

01;55;56;12 - 01;55;57;03

Chris

When you sit there.

 

01;55;57;10 - 01;56;03;25

Dan

No, like, just like something's really long. Like, Hey, while this machine is going, you could do 20 more other things. Like, Oh.

 

01;56;05;05 - 01;56;06;14

Chris

Yeah, you could, but you don't.

 

01;56;06;28 - 01;56;13;15

Dan

I hey, I look like I'm doing something. Yes. I see you around this guy all day long.

 

01;56;13;20 - 01;56;16;26

Chris

Spraying, spraying water off, get the sand off the material.

 

01;56;17;20 - 01;56;26;18

Dan

As part of it. Got to make it easy, but hey, man, you got to earn the right.

 

01;56;27;25 - 01;56;28;20

Chris

Yeah, true.

 

01;56;29;05 - 01;56;31;23

Dan

Get undressed. You want to learn? Too bad.

 

01;56;31;28 - 01;56;35;19

Chris

No, I. I don't think I could. I could stand around that much today.

 

01;56;36;11 - 01;56;38;11

Dan

You got to be ultra skilled.

 

01;56;39;23 - 01;56;41;21

Chris

We'll trade for a day. And so you guys further.

 

01;56;42;27 - 01;56;50;04

Dan

Let's do it. Tell me what day, and I won't show up. But you could do what I do. One day.

 

01;56;51;24 - 01;56;54;22

Chris

I just I'll just press stars. This is a program for it.

 

01;56;55;11 - 01;56;55;24

Dan

Is there?

 

01;56;56;18 - 01;56;58;20

Chris

I have no idea. I have no idea what I'm talking about right now.

 

01;56;58;28 - 01;57;00;26

Dan

There could be a program. Or do you going to make one?

 

01;57;01;18 - 01;57;02;15

Chris

You don't have to make one.

 

01;57;02;19 - 01;57;03;06

Dan

All the time.

 

01;57;03;24 - 01;57;05;28

Chris

Oh, really? You get to write like an actual program?

 

01;57;06;09 - 01;57;07;10

Dan

No, it's principles.

 

01;57;07;17 - 01;57;08;06

Chris

Like a line.

 

01;57;09;07 - 01;57;14;23

Dan

It's all automated that way. That's what designing means. You principles for months.

 

01;57;15;08 - 01;57;17;05

Chris

Now comes in a flash drive. You plug it in.

 

01;57;17;22 - 01;57;34;25

Dan

No. Goes through the program. The program decides like, this is the code that you need. OK, give it to me. Give it to me. All right, save it. Done, done. Send it, send it OK, boys in like a couple hours now.

 

01;57;35;13 - 01;57;36;29

Chris

Thing's been more than a couple minute.

 

01;57;37;00 - 01;57;37;17

Dan

Couple hours.

 

01;57;37;25 - 01;57;38;16

Chris

At least three.

 

01;57;38;28 - 01;57;41;19

Dan

We're at two. I think we should start wrapping it up.

 

01;57;42;05 - 01;57;42;29

Ragu

I think so, too.

 

01;57;43;01 - 01;57;47;24

Chris

Yeah, my ass. Or from this chair. OK, my bony white ass.

 

01;57;48;16 - 01;57;49;10

Dan

That's nice to know.

 

01;57;50;13 - 01;57;51;16

Chris

Hey, I'm a minority.

 

01;57;51;21 - 01;57;53;16

Dan

I surprise you now. I'm surprised you haven't.

 

01;57;53;16 - 01;57;54;14

Chris

I didn't realize that.

 

01;57;55;04 - 01;57;56;07

Ragu

I don't think so. Yeah.

 

01;57;57;11 - 01;57;59;10

Dan

What do you mean, you don't think so? What do you think you are.

 

01;58;00;10 - 01;58;00;26

Ragu

I mean, then.

 

01;58;02;28 - 01;58;03;17

Dan

What is he?

 

01;58;04;11 - 01;58;05;03

Ragu

He's a Canadian.

 

01;58;05;03 - 01;58;11;09

Dan

He's a piece of shit. Yeah, that's why he's a minority of a piece of shit.

 

01;58;11;09 - 01;58;12;11

Chris

A human piece of shit.

 

01;58;13;16 - 01;58;15;03

Dan

That's why he's the minority.

 

01;58;16;14 - 01;58;19;00

Chris

Everyone else here is not a huge piece of shit.

 

01;58;20;00 - 01;58;20;25

Dan

We are human.

 

01;58;21;09 - 01;58;23;17

Chris

You're human, not shit, not shit.

 

01;58;23;17 - 01;58;33;21

Dan

So, you know, the funny thing is, OK, I went camping the other day. I know I say this in a very jokingly way, but we saw this whale. That's kind of a bad way to see what a girl looks like. But, you know.

 

01;58;34;06 - 01;58;34;27

Chris

Shamu.

 

01;58;35;20 - 01;58;45;18

Dan

She was big there's a big lady, OK? But, like, I saw that, like, that's perfection. Whatever that was, that's perfection.

 

01;58;46;15 - 01;58;47;05

Chris

In what way?

 

01;58;47;16 - 01;58;57;00

Dan

I don't know if she was trying to look like a whale, i. I was like, god damn. Like, you are the perfect thing that would look like a whale in a in a human body.

 

01;58;57;11 - 01;59;01;01

Chris

A beached whale out camping has devil the forest.

 

01;59;01;06 - 01;59;08;01

Dan

Because definitely you're not trying to look like a human. Definitely. That's not like that. Look is not human.

 

01;59;08;23 - 01;59;10;29

Ragu

I know how to define human.

 

01;59;12;23 - 01;59;14;16

Dan

I could touch my toes without breathing hard.

 

01;59;15;29 - 01;59;17;00

Ragu

Most people can't do it.

 

01;59;17;01 - 01;59;20;08

Dan

See that there they've achieved what they need to achieve.

 

01;59;21;26 - 01;59;23;09

Ragu

That most people can't do it.

 

01;59;24;03 - 01;59;25;01

Dan

You can't touch your toes.

 

01;59;25;04 - 01;59;26;25

Ragu

Not me. Most people can't do it.

 

01;59;27;16 - 01;59;28;20

Chris

I can still touch mine.

 

01;59;29;00 - 01;59;34;06

Dan

I'm not saying you keep your legs straight. I'm saying touch your toes. Like tie your shoelaces.

 

01;59;34;06 - 01;59;36;18

Chris

I guess even if your knees bent. Touch your toes.

 

01;59;36;26 - 01;59;37;05

Dan

Yeah.

 

01;59;37;23 - 01;59;40;09

Chris

Some people are that fat. They just fall over and it's.

 

01;59;40;10 - 02;00;03;24

Dan

Hey, but like I said, man, I think she was going for perfection. It's like you get that to that size, you're going. You're trying to look for something or food. Probably, no. But, like, you don't just stop halfway I'm like, I made a mistake. It's like you get to that size. Like, this took years to achieve years. You know what?

 

02;00;03;25 - 02;00;13;16

Dan

You don't take you wake up one day and be like, oh, god, I'm a cow, right? Like you don't. You just realize that.

 

02;00;14;08 - 02;00;20;02

Chris

I think they probably already know that they're morbidly obese, but they they can't stop this disease like anything else.

 

02;00;20;04 - 02;00;22;13

Dan

Is a disease. Yeah, was absolutely.

 

02;00;23;01 - 02;00;32;11

Chris

It's like alcoholism. Or a drug addict. That's that's how they fill the void. Oh, they're empty inside, right? They got something wrong.

 

02;00;34;01 - 02;00;36;20

Dan

What if there's nothing wrong and you're like, God, goddammit.

 

02;00;37;02 - 02;00;38;11

Chris

I'm just a fat piece of shit.

 

02;00;39;03 - 02;00;39;26

Dan

I love this.

 

02;00;40;20 - 02;00;42;14

Chris

Someone give me an entire cake.

 

02;00;42;26 - 02;00;45;12

Dan

But honestly, though, those are like the funniest girls of all.

 

02;00;46;08 - 02;00;46;22

Chris

Which ones?

 

02;00;46;27 - 02;00;51;11

Dan

Personality wise? The big ladies? No, not the sassy ones, but the big ones.

 

02;00;52;20 - 02;00;53;26

Chris

I mean, depends.

 

02;00;54;07 - 02;01;02;09

Dan

OK, I know a lot of funny girls when I say fun. I mean, like, personality wise, like nothing. Oh, yeah. That's a dragon type.

 

02;01;04;04 - 02;01;04;28

Chris

It's like a moped.

 

02;01;05;05 - 02;01;06;12

Dan

Yeah. Not not that high.

 

02;01;06;20 - 02;01;08;07

Chris

Fun to ride till your friends catch you.

 

02;01;09;01 - 02;01;14;29

Dan

Yeah. You know, they're never going to catch you because you're gone you've been. You've been assimilated.

 

02;01;15;15 - 02;01;16;26

Chris

I moped so fast.

 

02;01;17;28 - 02;01;20;04

Dan

My moped so fascinate me. Yeah.

 

02;01;21;10 - 02;01;21;27

Chris

There you go.

 

02;01;22;25 - 02;01;25;11

Dan

I have this pillow that walks around with me all day long.

 

02;01;28;23 - 02;01;29;11

Chris

A pillow?

 

02;01;29;18 - 02;01;32;15

Dan

Yeah. It's called my fat girlfriend. Yes.

 

02;01;35;20 - 02;01;54;05

Dan

I don't have one of those, but it'd be kind of funny. You know, like I said, you look at this like, damn, man, if you're trying to look like, like a walrus elephant seal, it's perfect because you ain't trying to look like a skinny girl.

 

02;01;54;29 - 02;02;17;24

Chris

Oh, no, that's not a thing. I understand. It's like, same thing is like, I can't remember who's talking about it, but it's like all these fat models now, like, body positive, whatever, that women, you know, all these skinny models, you know, on covers of magazines, like one disheveled fucking food in their face till they blew up to £300.

 

02;02;17;24 - 02;02;31;18

Chris

The other one actually put in work at the gym, toned her body, works every day, has a diet, you know, does the work, ends up on a magazine cover. And it's it's not body positive math.

 

02;02;31;18 - 02;02;35;04

Dan

Girls need attention to math girls. Math girls.

 

02;02;35;08 - 02;02;37;03

Chris

I mean yes, they absolutely do.

 

02;02;37;03 - 02;02;49;26

Dan

So what's the difference of that in the massive thing OK that's that's terrible to say not massive thing massive the thing it's the thing eat what you call them. Now, men with these pronouns stuff like.

 

02;02;49;26 - 02;02;51;14

Chris

That can fat people man who cares?

 

02;02;51;15 - 02;02;59;03

Dan

That's pretty appropriate though if you call it a thing obese. Yeah. But if you see the thing that's terrible. Is it? Well, is it I don't know what to call it.

 

02;02;59;07 - 02;03;03;10

Chris

Let's let's let you get into the pronouns. Well, we're going to we're going to get in trouble.

 

02;03;03;16 - 02;03;04;08

Dan

That's what you want.

 

02;03;06;17 - 02;03;10;21

Chris

Them fat people. That's that's like all.

 

02;03;10;26 - 02;03;17;19

Dan

See, I only say this though, like, I feel like I'm I kind of say this because, like, you see me oh, you haven't seen me my biggest.

 

02;03;17;19 - 02;03;21;07

Chris

But now you're showing little fat fuck, big boy.

 

02;03;22;16 - 02;03;23;12

Dan

Big bulging boy.

 

02;03;24;04 - 02;03;27;04

Chris

You're, you're, you're round if you fell over, you just keep rolling.

 

02;03;28;00 - 02;03;31;23

Dan

It felt like that. Have you ever tried your shoelace and run out of breath?

 

02;03;32;26 - 02;03;33;24

Chris

Can't say have. No.

 

02;03;34;10 - 02;03;40;17

Dan

It's happened. I had to take a deep breath and just hope for the best. I don't pass out whatever my shoelaces.

 

02;03;41;28 - 02;03;43;28

Chris

And then that's when you knew it was time for change.

 

02;03;43;28 - 02;03;45;29

Dan

Right now, I waited three more years.

 

02;03;48;29 - 02;03;49;08

Dan

See.

 

02;03;49;17 - 02;03;53;27

Chris

That's the thing. It's like these people have to realize that they're not healthy, right? At a certain point.

 

02;03;54;11 - 02;03;59;29

Dan

Well, that's debatable, but the thing is that they don't understand the quality of life difference. They don't understand.

 

02;04;00;16 - 02;04;03;20

Chris

What they have to because there's physically things they can't do.

 

02;04;05;29 - 02;04;08;07

Dan

You say that, but like, I felt perfectly good.

 

02;04;08;20 - 02;04;10;27

Chris

You know? Could you go on a five, five kilometer hike?

 

02;04;10;27 - 02;04;11;16

Dan

Wasn't the point.

 

02;04;12;17 - 02;04;15;17

Ragu

Then I want to go on a five km hike. That's the difference.

 

02;04;15;17 - 02;04;23;21

Dan

You know your place, you know damn well you. You struggle going across the parking lot. Me? No, I'm just saying like.

 

02;04;23;21 - 02;04;26;15

Chris

Or yeah, like as they get fat person.

 

02;04;26;15 - 02;04;31;24

Dan

That you know damn well that's not happening. So yeah, I'm not going on a hike.

 

02;04;33;02 - 02;04;33;25

Chris

But you do now.

 

02;04;34;14 - 02;04;35;07

Dan

Oh yeah, a lot.

 

02;04;35;13 - 02;04;36;25

Chris

So what changed.

 

02;04;38;23 - 02;04;46;03

Dan

I looked at myself and say, Hey, you're disgusting. You need to change. OK, sir.

 

02;04;47;04 - 02;04;53;26

Chris

So, I mean, do you think every person that's obese has that moment where they're, like, unhappy with their body, unhappy with itself?

 

02;04;53;26 - 02;04;54;06

Dan

No.

 

02;04;55;24 - 02;04;58;03

Chris

Or do you think people are just content with it?

 

02;04;58;03 - 02;05;02;08

Ragu

Depends on what they like in life, right? It depends on what you want in life.

 

02;05;02;25 - 02;05;11;04

Dan

So I told myself I'm not going to be fat and obese when I turned 30 I achieved that.

 

02;05;11;09 - 02;05;14;00

Chris

I got time to start eating again.

 

02;05;15;08 - 02;05;25;12

Dan

We're past that point. Hey, no, no, no. That's not actually will happen. I told myself, like, I just like, I was like 20, 29. I was picking up a basketball and I blew my back up.

 

02;05;26;04 - 02;05;26;15

Chris

Really?

 

02;05;26;22 - 02;05;50;25

Dan

Just like it still hurts to this day. Like, it's, it's forever bulged, I say is bulge, but like it, you know, it's that very uncomfortable in this one particular spot. And I, I think I feel it too. Like, I feel my back it's there. It's not right. So I was like, oh, no. And I always had to wear knee braces when I played basketball because like, my knees would hurt.

 

02;05;52;14 - 02;05;52;23

Chris

Yeah.

 

02;05;53;07 - 02;06;19;24

Dan

They can hurt and it still hurts now. But like, I had a built, like, you know, strong foundation where it's like, oh, that's just a little soreness. That's fine. But like, I, the one is like, I can't walk properly. Like, you know, I don't know if you guys go through the motions but I was just like, like, I know you don't train, but like, people, you know, it's just a I like my donors I mean.

 

02;06;21;00 - 02;06;22;05

Chris

I like getting to.

 

02;06;22;24 - 02;06;23;20

Dan

Know don't like.

 

02;06;23;25 - 02;06;27;24

Chris

It doesn't it's different. Doesn't matter what I do, there's not a chance to be gaining weight.

 

02;06;27;24 - 02;06;39;07

Dan

So no, it's very different the way that you you food and the way that a fat person is food. See a completely different one of them. It's an emotional level, emotional eater.

 

02;06;39;24 - 02;06;42;10

Chris

Be it's substance fuel. That's it.

 

02;06;42;23 - 02;06;43;20

Dan

You eat it for fuel.

 

02;06;44;07 - 02;06;53;22

Chris

That's it. And I don't want more than that. I need like five once I'm full I'm I'm done. Yeah, not anymore. I'm not going for dessert. If I'm full and full.

 

02;06;54;06 - 02;07;06;07

Dan

For me, I go way beyond. I try to tell this guy that because he was at one point trying to bulk on size. Let's say that feeling when you're full, you can get fuller in that say, well, I'm sick.

 

02;07;06;08 - 02;07;10;09

Ragu

I'm and you fart around no, you pretty much, you.

 

02;07;10;14 - 02;07;20;20

Dan

Know, you need to eat more than that. I think that when it gets uncomfortable, you go past that. Nope. I'm just saying that's what you want. That's right. That's what you do.

 

02;07;21;08 - 02;07;22;04

Ragu

I don't think so.

 

02;07;23;05 - 02;07;25;01

Dan

Well, well, obviously.

 

02;07;25;24 - 02;07;29;22

Chris

Yeah, you got to have what can't have a calorie deficit, right? You got to be.

 

02;07;29;29 - 02;07;32;06

Dan

Know you need a big surplus.

 

02;07;32;06 - 02;07;33;04

Chris

Huge surplus.

 

02;07;34;03 - 02;07;36;24

Dan

So you say, I don't know. I'm telling you how to do it.

 

02;07;38;00 - 02;07;40;12

Chris

You know, he used to be roly poly all over here.

 

02;07;41;06 - 02;07;57;27

Dan

Like, there's points where a hurts and you keep going until your both finished. Yeah. Have you ever done that? Yeah, a lot. All the time. Every meal, you know, every meal you finish, everything always.

 

02;07;58;24 - 02;07;59;29

Ragu

Not now, but yeah.

 

02;07;59;29 - 02;08;04;08

Dan

I'm just saying that's. That's how I got to the size. It's. It was not. It's not good.

 

02;08;04;26 - 02;08;07;06

Chris

There's no food left untouched.

 

02;08;07;28 - 02;08;31;16

Dan

Like because we grew up in, like, I don't know, like yourself, but I grew up really poor and with a lot of people. If you don't, if you don't eat all the good stuff is gone. So you got to eat faster because of that. You had to finish your plate. And remember, we eat like we're Asian so you wouldn't get a small bowl of rice and everything is like a buffet style.

 

02;08;32;06 - 02;08;36;09

Dan

So you eat until there's nothing left on the plates. There's no leftovers.

 

02;08;37;01 - 02;08;37;23

Ragu

No. Yeah.

 

02;08;38;18 - 02;08;57;15

Dan

But we make way too much food because you want to make sure everybody's well fed. So because of that, it stuck with me for years. Still is. But I learned like, you know, I look at it, OK, this is my portions. I will finish this, but this is my portion right here. Just decide on it.

 

02;08;59;01 - 02;09;02;15

Chris

As I just stop eating when I'm full. That's it.

 

02;09;02;15 - 02;09;09;05

Dan

Yeah. No, that's a common thing with skinny people. No, no, I'm not. I'm not like, you know.

 

02;09;09;06 - 02;09;10;10

Chris

Oh, no, I don't give a fuck.

 

02;09;10;14 - 02;09;21;02

Dan

No, but people would assume that, like, I talk to anybody that's a little bit leaner all the time. You're saying I eat damn good. Yeah. Yeah, let's call it after that. Yeah, we don't do.

 

02;09;21;02 - 02;09;27;21

Ragu

That. I don't like forced eating, like, because that's how I feel. Like if I eat more, like someone is forcing you to eat.

 

02;09;28;06 - 02;09;29;02

Dan

Yeah. No, no.

 

02;09;29;03 - 02;09;31;28

Chris

Feeling comfortable to be. Yeah. That full rate, like I've got.

 

02;09;31;28 - 02;09;33;14

Dan

Well, yeah, it's really uncomfortable.

 

02;09;34;13 - 02;09;36;18

Chris

It's like, I've like a few signs, but, like.

 

02;09;36;19 - 02;09;38;26

Dan

You are on, you're like, you can't sit straight.

 

02;09;39;10 - 02;09;47;16

Chris

Out. It hurts. You're like laying down and it still sucks. Then you have to, like, nap for 2 hours to feel properly again. You wake up, take a huge shit.

 

02;09;48;05 - 02;09;51;13

Dan

Maybe you just or you just turned into fat right away.

 

02;09;52;04 - 02;09;55;21

Chris

That way it doesn't that doesn't. That doesn't happen to me, but all.

 

02;09;55;21 - 02;09;57;03

Dan

Yeah, I'm telling you, man.

 

02;09;58;02 - 02;09;58;21

Chris

Not a chance.

 

02;09;58;22 - 02;10;00;16

Dan

My size at 195.

 

02;10;00;24 - 02;10;05;06

Chris

You're 195 big boy. You're 135. That's fucking incredible.

 

02;10;05;14 - 02;10;06;07

Dan

I don't know if I.

 

02;10;06;08 - 02;10;08;12

Ragu

Am, it's 200 and then get down.

 

02;10;09;01 - 02;10;18;15

Dan

I think I might have, I think I just like decided to count after when I hit 95. I might, I might hit 98 at one point I was like nah.

 

02;10;19;06 - 02;10;24;07

Chris

Dude you're like as big as you were like as wide as you were tall. You had you been.

 

02;10;24;24 - 02;10;25;08

Dan

Maybe.

 

02;10;25;17 - 02;10;27;26

Chris

Like that's crazy.

 

02;10;27;26 - 02;10;29;26

Dan

You know, I'm wearing the same shorts I was back then though.

 

02;10;30;20 - 02;10;31;25

Chris

Now you're just jacked.

 

02;10;32;17 - 02;10;34;27

Dan

I'm just filled out, right?

 

02;10;35;19 - 02;10;36;16

Chris

I feel so right.

 

02;10;37;19 - 02;10;46;25

Dan

No, I'm. I'm only like 160 right now. Still. Still on a deficit though. So probably go home and eat some spaghetti after this, though.

 

02;10;46;29 - 02;10;48;12

Chris

Some big nice.

 

02;10;48;22 - 02;11;14;14

Dan

You know, my parents are funny when they say words so they have to really emphasize the first letter because I know they're doing that. I only hear them say the second word like spaghetti. They had to say C's back spaghetti or some like that spaghetti like. But so what? I hear spaghetti. Spaghetti you saying spaghetti saying. I say.

 

02;11;14;16 - 02;11;16;17

Chris

Wait, so you're Korean, right?

 

02;11;16;23 - 02;11;17;05

Dan

No.

 

02;11;17;20 - 02;11;20;01

Chris

All right. I can just keep gas until I get it right.

 

02;11;20;01 - 02;11;23;06

Dan

Keep going. Keep going. But like but like.

 

02;11;23;18 - 02;11;24;15

Chris

You're not Chinese.

 

02;11;24;23 - 02;11;42;14

Dan

So the thing is that I keep going so they whatever word they say, I just don't hear it properly. Like, they just saying it properly. But they really emphasize the first letter of a word. So my sister has a boyfriend also his name. This name is Georgia. Georgia. That's not that's not a name.

 

02;11;43;04 - 02;11;44;00

Chris

It's called Raul.

 

02;11;46;11 - 02;12;08;17

Dan

No, I call them Georgia because I imagine how they say in my head and they're saying his name properly, but they're saying a wrong oh, no. They're saying a right by my head. You're saying a wrong the way that you normally would say it. So I say Georgia. Georgia, I don't think her boyfriend likes that name. It's stuck with him, though.

 

02;12;09;00 - 02;12;13;08

Chris

He's known me because because of you is Georgia. So your whole family calls in that now.

 

02;12;13;09 - 02;12;16;28

Dan

Is just me to see OK, you.

 

02;12;16;28 - 02;12;17;08

Chris

Did.

 

02;12;18;00 - 02;12;21;12

Dan

A good job in Georgia. He's kind of chubby, though.

 

02;12;21;13 - 02;12;28;25

Chris

All right. Vietnamese, yeah. Yes. There are tons of chaff. Should he gets that first shit?

 

02;12;28;25 - 02;12;29;18

Dan

Guess what? You are.

 

02;12;30;13 - 02;12;30;17

Chris

Too.

 

02;12;30;20 - 02;12;36;04

Dan

A piece of shit. Yeah. If I could nail that, though. You said you're Ukrainian.

 

02;12;36;04 - 02;12;38;11

Chris

Some Ukrainian. Norwegian.

 

02;12;38;24 - 02;12;39;08

Dan

That's it.

 

02;12;40;08 - 02;12;41;01

Chris

Some British in there.

 

02;12;41;02 - 02;12;42;02

Dan

There's no potatoes.

 

02;12;42;11 - 02;12;43;02

Chris

Some Russian.

 

02;12;43;09 - 02;12;45;17

Dan

There's no potatoes. Yeah, Ukrainian, obviously.

 

02;12;45;25 - 02;12;47;12

Chris

Oh, yeah, like actual Russian. Russian.

 

02;12;47;12 - 02;12;47;27

Dan

Yeah, I know.

 

02;12;48;17 - 02;12;50;03

Chris

And yeah, just.

 

02;12;50;10 - 02;12;51;06

Dan

Not potato picker.

 

02;12;52;19 - 02;12;52;28

Chris

No.

 

02;12;53;12 - 02;12;54;28

Dan

No, Irish, OK, no.

 

02;12;54;28 - 02;12;55;07

Chris

Irish at.

 

02;12;55;07 - 02;12;56;20

Dan

All. You know what I mean? Yeah.

 

02;12;58;00 - 02;12;59;15

Chris

I was on the other side.

 

02;13;00;04 - 02;13;02;10

Dan

We were the pillars. Yes. See, everything.

 

02;13;03;04 - 02;13;04;28

Chris

And yeah, 50 Shades of White.

 

02;13;05;07 - 02;13;08;24

Dan

That's kind of weird because I would have thought, like, a little bit of Irish.

 

02;13;09;29 - 02;13;16;27

Chris

White just because red, red, just red. Just red, red, red and blue eyes got to be Irish.

 

02;13;17;19 - 02;13;33;18

Dan

I don't know. It's kind of funny, though, because, like, I used to be offended. Like, when you like, like, right now, you just want to. All the Asians by Gillman. I mean, this specifically. Then again, like, I get to, like, see white people's accent has just looked the same.

 

02;13;34;12 - 02;13;37;11

Chris

I mean, yeah, we do like.

 

02;13;37;11 - 02;13;54;12

Dan

Honestly. But the thing is that it's unique that way though, because, like, you, you can see any other white person and you point at like see like an ugly chick, like, obviously, like, for you, like, all this chick is ugly. Like, say, like, what's a senior? Kesha people say she's ugly.

 

02;13;55;29 - 02;13;57;27

Chris

Chick I'm trying to remember what she looks like.

 

02;13;58;14 - 02;14;09;27

Dan

Yeah, we all feel like p dirty people like people say like like she's not she's like some ugly white chick has.

 

02;14;10;00 - 02;14;10;17

Chris

Let's look at her.

 

02;14;11;02 - 02;14;15;06

Dan

Yeah, I look her up no, no, not you. Just chill out.

 

02;14;16;06 - 02;14;16;21

Chris

Fine.

 

02;14;17;23 - 02;14;20;20

Dan

My thing is, my things are messed up. It's not loading.

 

02;14;22;08 - 02;14;30;17

Chris

Yeah, I kind of remember she looks like, but yeah, a better example probably be like Lady Gaga. Like, a lot of people find her attractive, but.

 

02;14;31;06 - 02;14;36;17

Dan

OK, that's she was a try. I think. So before the surgery.

 

02;14;37;01 - 02;14;38;25

Chris

I didn't know she had surgery at all.

 

02;14;38;25 - 02;14;40;20

Dan

You look at her face is like, what's up with this?

 

02;14;42;10 - 02;14;54;21

Chris

I I don't know. She's a anyways, I don't know where you go with this because like, there's ugly people of every race and attractive people of every race.

 

02;14;54;27 - 02;15;18;28

Dan

So OK, I'm going to turn it not so you see not bad. People say she's like ugly, she's not ugly.

 

02;15;19;05 - 02;15;22;29

Chris

And there's definitely people that are worse looking out there. For sure.

 

02;15;23;29 - 02;15;26;09

Dan

See, to me, though, I was like, this girl is pretty.

 

02;15;27;04 - 02;15;29;28

Chris

Like, yeah, she's not not ugly. She's not.

 

02;15;30;06 - 02;15;34;08

Dan

But that's what I'm saying. She she doesn't get anywhere near the ugly part.

 

02;15;35;00 - 02;15;39;15

Chris

Yeah. No, her clothes, people just say that she's ugly for a famous person.

 

02;15;40;17 - 02;15;46;21

Dan

But to me, it's just like, no, she's one of the pretty ones. I don't know.

 

02;15;47;10 - 02;15;48;20

Chris

I don't. I don't think she's ugly at all.

 

02;15;49;10 - 02;16;07;03

Dan

Well, I'm just saying, like, because like, I don't because, like, I know I grew up with, like, I grew up in the, you know, Canadian culture. I didn't have much Asians until I hit junior high. Then things changed from there. But I look at an Asian person like I could just tell them apart, like, nope.

 

02;16;07;23 - 02;16;09;13

Chris

Feet means cream Chinese.

 

02;16;09;14 - 02;16;21;12

Dan

Well, not just that, but like, there's these particular features of like, Hmm, I don't like this. Her face is like flat or she looks like my cousin or she looks like my sister. This is the hard no.

 

02;16;21;23 - 02;16;29;26

Chris

Yeah, hard. No, I guess that's part of the same for me. We see some white girls and they're like, Yeah, it's not for me.

 

02;16;30;02 - 02;16;30;11

Dan

Hard.

 

02;16;30;11 - 02;16;31;09

Chris

No, hard. No.

 

02;16;31;12 - 02;16;40;24

Dan

But if you were, would why would you say that? Like, are you are you like, say if you've not a rating wise, but like, yeah, but to others, like, you're this chick is hot.

 

02;16;42;13 - 02;16;44;17

Chris

To others like would make them hot.

 

02;16;44;18 - 02;16;53;28

Dan

But not like I would say, oh this chick. Yeah. And people. Oh she do boys like no man. Like I'm looking at her like, dude, that's what's up.

 

02;16;54;06 - 02;16;56;20

Chris

That's the legs man. That's where it's at.

 

02;16;57;06 - 02;16;57;26

Dan

I get that.

 

02;16;58;08 - 02;17;01;04

Chris

I don't know. I'm not, I'm not really huge fan of.

 

02;17;01;19 - 02;17;02;09

Dan

Faces.

 

02;17;02;21 - 02;17;03;21

Chris

Like white girls.

 

02;17;04;10 - 02;17;10;27

Dan

Oh, yeah. No, no. What you're talking. Let us talk about this. What's up? What do you look at?

 

02;17;11;16 - 02;17;15;13

Chris

Well, look at, say, eyes. I don't care for blue eyes, girls.

 

02;17;15;28 - 02;17;19;21

Dan

OK? But, like, when you say, like, you're your people white chicks.

 

02;17;20;19 - 02;17;24;05

Chris

I like saying girls, we're all the same.

 

02;17;24;29 - 02;17;34;06

Dan

I can see that. There's some. I know. I know them. They have that generic look I know a chick that's chicks like a Schneider twins, a Canadian foal, bloom, Canadian.

 

02;17;34;14 - 02;17;39;18

Chris

Fall time rolls around. They're all wearing the plaid sweaters and the fucking jeans. They all look the same.

 

02;17;39;18 - 02;17;40;04

Dan

I like it.

 

02;17;40;10 - 02;17;48;12

Chris

Little vests over top of that as you walk through crowd of, like, a hundred girls and they're all dressed same look same have the same haircut. And you're like, oh.

 

02;17;48;25 - 02;17;49;13

Dan

That's my thing.

 

02;17;49;18 - 02;17;58;10

Chris

This is fucking boring. Or you go to the other extreme. Whereas, like, say, a group of Canadian girls or they all have their hair dyed different colors.

 

02;17;58;21 - 02;17;59;05

Dan

You like those.

 

02;17;59;05 - 02;18;00;24

Chris

Ones? No, I don't like those at all.

 

02;18;01;07 - 02;18;04;24

Dan

OK, I just I don't know what's get down to this for a little bit.

 

02;18;04;24 - 02;18;12;18

Chris

And they got like the nose piercing. Oh, you're like that saying, I fucking I can't stand piercings. They're not a big fan of tattoos either, so.

 

02;18;13;03 - 02;18;16;11

Dan

Oh, really? Yeah. Don't like no tattoos.

 

02;18;16;28 - 02;18;19;18

Chris

Don't. No, no, not really. No, like you probably.

 

02;18;19;18 - 02;18;22;26

Dan

You probably don't. You probably don't like strong girls either. I was.

 

02;18;22;28 - 02;18;23;23

Chris

It depends.

 

02;18;23;27 - 02;18;26;17

Dan

Like, obviously they're strong, like, I think.

 

02;18;26;17 - 02;18;28;15

Chris

Yeah, like overly toned.

 

02;18;28;22 - 02;18;30;07

Dan

Yes. I'm not toned, but like.

 

02;18;30;07 - 02;18;31;07

Chris

It's kind of weird for like, you.

 

02;18;31;07 - 02;18;33;29

Dan

See them, like you were a couple hundred percent.

 

02;18;35;01 - 02;18;37;24

Chris

It doesn't bother me. Like, if you can tell they work out it's not.

 

02;18;38;01 - 02;18;45;13

Dan

Like you're bulky like like you know, you they lift heavy that weird. Weird. Yeah.

 

02;18;46;20 - 02;18;51;29

Chris

Because it kind of looks like like a man's body after a certain point. Like if they're gone too far, I find.

 

02;18;52;11 - 02;19;04;03

Dan

I never see that. No, I used to think that. I'll tell you before like started doing is working out crap. I, I love like bones.

 

02;19;05;14 - 02;19;06;10

Chris

Like skinny girls.

 

02;19;06;19 - 02;19;07;07

Dan

Bones.

 

02;19;07;14 - 02;19;08;20

Chris

Like ribs showing.

 

02;19;09;00 - 02;19;22;12

Dan

Maybe stuff like maybe that's too far as too far, but like petite very small look kind of looks fragile like just a like if you imagine like a swimsuit model but if you just know no tone.

 

02;19;24;03 - 02;19;26;17

Chris

Yeah, I like like you know, looking healthy.

 

02;19;26;22 - 02;19;37;06

Dan

But they don't have even meat either. You're just like you're just you're good. Like, like it's like supermodel thing. Kind of know what the old supermodel is. They're just paper thin.

 

02;19;37;23 - 02;19;43;00

Chris

I like they didn't work out. There's just they these charred legs in fucking skinny tall guy.

 

02;19;43;00 - 02;20;04;06

Dan

Yeah, that was my thing, right? Like this. Like literally up until, like, when I was like, 27. 28. That's what I liked. You even the look, you the way that I look, that would be my ideal body type for myself. I want to be the skinny guy, soccer, soccer player kind of body or a gortney kind of type.

 

02;20;04;25 - 02;20;25;14

Dan

But I would never fit into that. But I wanted that look. So I had a few top, like, you know, I don't know about you, but like, you know, image problems, ones one thing. So I would go look into looking at pictures of what Asians people look like. And I see like there's no big Asian guys. You don't see them.

 

02;20;26;11 - 02;20;27;20

Chris

Oh, Yao Ming, have.

 

02;20;27;20 - 02;20;28;26

Ragu

You ever seen sumo photos?

 

02;20;29;13 - 02;20;30;03

Dan

That's not the same.

 

02;20;31;06 - 02;20;31;24

Ragu

That Asians.

 

02;20;32;27 - 02;20;34;20

Dan

It's not. I don't think you understand what I'm going that.

 

02;20;35;22 - 02;20;36;10

Ragu

Are you going in.

 

02;20;36;16 - 02;20;36;22

Dan

Like.

 

02;20;36;22 - 02;20;37;23

Chris

The average?

 

02;20;38;01 - 02;20;44;27

Dan

Oh, yeah. And they're all just like the look is like the Korean pop star. They're just skinny. Right?

 

02;20;44;28 - 02;20;48;09

Chris

Well, I mean, that's my guy. He's definitely not skinny.

 

02;20;48;09 - 02;20;56;12

Dan

Well, basically, you buy Asian. That's. No, that's a look that's like this is what a guy needs to look like. I can never achieve that.

 

02;20;56;12 - 02;20;57;08

Chris

Come get some, bro.

 

02;20;57;09 - 02;21;04;23

Dan

I can't get you that. So what I. So I had to convince myself, like, this is where my body is going towards, like, just a block.

 

02;21;06;22 - 02;21;08;06

Chris

I'm going to be around.

 

02;21;08;16 - 02;21;29;22

Dan

Not just what I was, but I just turned into just a block as a I guess I just got to accept this. But then when when I was going through his transformation, I started seeing them because we go to the gym and like, you know, a lot of girls, they're really pretty faces right at our gym. Any gym pretty faces, right?

 

02;21;29;22 - 02;21;42;00

Dan

Yeah. But then I look at their bodies like, oh, this chick is too big, too strong. But then I started working out with them, and I realized they may be big and strong, but I'm like, stronger, more than half of them.

 

02;21;43;09 - 02;21;45;11

Chris

Of course, who are not normal.

 

02;21;45;11 - 02;21;49;17

Dan

This is me not working out. And these are chicks who've been in here for like ten years already.

 

02;21;50;15 - 02;21;53;19

Chris

Yeah, it's called the biological advantage.

 

02;21;54;01 - 02;22;17;10

Dan

So because of that, though, right? Like, I'm not saying they're not strong. They are strong in certain areas, but when it comes to very certain particular things, like I break up to a level like, you know, TIFF, biggest girl I know, like arms wise, she looks like a power lifter. I was like, man, but then when I we compare our lives like we're the same height.

 

02;22;17;27 - 02;22;41;26

Dan

If you put us side by side, you be obviously look at hers like she's obviously jacked. She's huge. Yeah. Arms, arms are the size of my thighs, everything. But when we compare apples to apples, they like our bench or all the year bench is going to be way higher. Me because she's a power lifter I don't bench. But when you want to raise things overhead or squatting or anything like that stuff, my numbers are like double hers.

 

02;22;42;26 - 02;22;48;28

Dan

But she's doing this. She's actually a world class athlete. 20 years ago, she's like 40 something now.

 

02;22;49;14 - 02;22;49;25

Chris

Oh yeah.

 

02;22;50;03 - 02;23;14;29

Dan

But like, you obviously, like, you have a lifetime of fitness, but my number shouldn't match yours with the time that you put in. But it does. Yeah. So I made that switch for some reason. Now, these big, bulkier girls, I was like, Man, they're starting to look attractive to me, knowing that no matter how big they get still big papa.

 

02;23;16;19 - 02;23;17;24

Chris

Still toss them around and so.

 

02;23;17;24 - 02;23;21;15

Dan

On. That's probably the case. They probably weigh more than we do.

 

02;23;22;04 - 02;23;25;20

Chris

Well, I mean, everyone's got their type rate and their own preferences, so I.

 

02;23;25;20 - 02;23;27;13

Dan

Grew into it, though. That's what I'm saying.

 

02;23;28;00 - 02;23;33;19

Chris

Yeah, I maybe. Maybe if I started working and got super jacked, I might like it too, because, I mean.

 

02;23;33;20 - 02;23;35;26

Dan

I might like it too, you know.

 

02;23;36;26 - 02;23;38;17

Chris

But I have my own type, so.

 

02;23;38;22 - 02;23;46;14

Dan

No, no, you're right. I'm not saying, you know, OK, you know, let's explore it as a little bit, though. So you said White Chicks. That's a no no. Piercings.

 

02;23;46;25 - 02;23;48;26

Chris

I mean, I've dated my fair share of white chicks.

 

02;23;48;28 - 02;23;50;14

Dan

Oh, OK. I could guess that.

 

02;23;50;14 - 02;23;50;24

Chris

Was.

 

02;23;51;04 - 02;23;56;15

Dan

Like, what do you like if you saw this particular culture, like, got like regardless of what they look like.

 

02;23;56;22 - 02;23;57;11

Chris

Regardless what.

 

02;23;57;11 - 02;24;01;09

Dan

They look like, like they could be a little chunky or like, oh, man, something about this chick.

 

02;24;02;00 - 02;24;04;03

Chris

I like I like Latino girls.

 

02;24;04;29 - 02;24;05;15

Dan

That's what's up.

 

02;24;05;18 - 02;24;10;22

Chris

As I always have as well. Ever since I was like, thick, thick.

 

02;24;11;13 - 02;24;15;17

Dan

Like, there's like, like not, you know, not thick, but, like, back.

 

02;24;16;07 - 02;24;29;18

Chris

There and they're all super fucking pretty for the most part. So and like, ever since I was in junior high, like, one year, all these to make fun of because she had like a little bit of a mustache, but I was like, I had the biggest crush on her.

 

02;24;30;25 - 02;24;32;22

Dan

Because you, like, am damn.

 

02;24;33;06 - 02;24;33;23

Chris

Tanned.

 

02;24;34;00 - 02;24;40;28

Dan

You see the tan thing. Surprisingly, they like the tan thing. Do you like the tan thing.

 

02;24;41;22 - 02;24;43;11

Ragu

Or anything and always tanned.

 

02;24;43;11 - 02;24;51;07

Dan

I know, but yeah, but like the tan thing, like this girl looks like she tans.

 

02;24;51;11 - 02;24;53;25

Chris

Or is the other way is like super white girl.

 

02;24;53;25 - 02;24;58;25

Dan

Be exotic what do you mean?

 

02;25;00;24 - 02;25;11;26

Chris

Like, you know, for me is like I've other white girls like I saw some of the redhead blue eyed like I fucking see that every day when I look in the mirror. Like, to me that just.

 

02;25;12;11 - 02;25;12;26

Dan

That that's.

 

02;25;12;26 - 02;25;21;08

Chris

Family boring. I hate to click on fun fact. I had a redhead, blue eyed girlfriend who went down to Mexico and everyone kept asking us we were brother and sister.

 

02;25;22;03 - 02;25;22;22

Dan

That really.

 

02;25;23;00 - 02;25;24;27

Chris

I was like, oh, this is fucking weird.

 

02;25;24;27 - 02;25;27;20

Dan

Yikes. Yeah. So that just.

 

02;25;28;13 - 02;25;29;08

Chris

It's like with me.

 

02;25;29;20 - 02;25;31;18

Dan

She was. She was hot. All right, I.

 

02;25;31;18 - 02;25;32;15

Chris

Have she's still in.

 

02;25;32;15 - 02;25;36;11

Dan

Girl. But then kind of turn it down a notch when they ask that.

 

02;25;36;28 - 02;25;39;03

Chris

You know, I was there, but then go back home.

 

02;25;39;03 - 02;25;42;05

Dan

I know. I'm just saying as soon as they said that, like, ah.

 

02;25;42;18 - 02;25;44;22

Chris

Now we are not brother and sister.

 

02;25;46;03 - 02;25;55;05

Dan

This is why the South gets a bad rap. It's not true. Only it's a 50 50% chance. 50. Yeah.

 

02;25;55;23 - 02;25;57;29

Chris

We might be related. We don't really know.

 

02;25;59;01 - 02;26;04;19

Dan

You and Iceland. They actually have an app to there's only like a few hundred thousand Icelandic people.

 

02;26;04;23 - 02;26;06;09

Chris

300,000 like that.

 

02;26;06;19 - 02;26;09;23

Dan

So they need an app to see if they're family.

 

02;26;10;12 - 02;26;11;04

Chris

That's weird man.

 

02;26;12;00 - 02;26;12;28

Dan

They could be family.

 

02;26;14;06 - 02;26;19;13

Chris

I mean. Well yeah, there's like no diversity at all there like at all.

 

02;26;19;24 - 02;26;26;01

Dan

There is no there is that those who. Not every family. OK, we haven't played you guys yet.

 

02;26;26;19 - 02;26;28;19

Chris

It's my third cousin twice removed. OK, we're.

 

02;26;28;19 - 02;26;43;28

Dan

Good. I think Thor. Thor is like seven foot something. Six, six, eight or something like that. £400. His wife five foot thing. What I think about that tiniest thing in the world, I think bigger.

 

02;26;43;28 - 02;26;47;15

Chris

Kids is his dick is probably as long as she is.

 

02;26;47;19 - 02;26;48;25

Dan

Maybe it works.

 

02;26;49;04 - 02;26;49;24

Chris

It's got to be.

 

02;26;49;26 - 02;26;51;17

Dan

He could work out and still be banging.

 

02;26;53;06 - 02;26;55;21

Chris

Have yeah I guess so big.

 

02;26;55;21 - 02;26;58;18

Dan

That's in a different room. Yeah.

 

02;26;59;02 - 02;27;00;16

Chris

He's got to be in proportion, right?

 

02;27;01;07 - 02;27;03;04

Dan

Disproportionately. He's a Viking.

 

02;27;04;20 - 02;27;08;27

Chris

Just imagine was like pinkie size though and that's why he's always powerlifting.

 

02;27;09;02 - 02;27;18;05

Dan

Incredibly small. There's be something bad about this guy. He can be £400 and he's £400 and ripped because he's training for boxing right now.

 

02;27;18;18 - 02;27;20;15

Chris

Oh fuck. Who's going to fight?

 

02;27;20;24 - 02;27;21;10

Dan

Eddie Hall.

 

02;27;21;26 - 02;27;23;02

Chris

Have you affected.

 

02;27;23;15 - 02;27;25;05

Dan

Another, another strong man.

 

02;27;25;17 - 02;27;27;01

Chris

Oh, is that British dude?

 

02;27;27;02 - 02;27;28;25

Dan

Oh, he's funny. I like him. Yeah.

 

02;27;28;26 - 02;27;32;13

Chris

The other world record Danny for fucking squatting like $1,000.

 

02;27;32;13 - 02;27;35;07

Dan

I mean it was 500 kilograms and.

 

02;27;35;08 - 02;27;37;08

Chris

He almost died after he fucking did it. Oh, yeah.

 

02;27;37;08 - 02;27;41;13

Dan

He's a fake. His blood vessels, everything's pop in his eyes.

 

02;27;41;13 - 02;27;46;10

Chris

And then he went backstage and fucking. He almost died. Heart attack. Yeah, I watched that documentary.

 

02;27;46;19 - 02;27;49;12

Dan

So Thor did 101 unofficial record.

 

02;27;50;16 - 02;27;51;29

Chris

With the trees down eight.

 

02;27;52;10 - 02;28;24;19

Dan

No, no. Basically, they had a big beef. Thor wanted to be Eddie because Eddie did. You know, there's always beef, right? You know, whatever rivalries, right? So before the pandemic hit, you were supposed to hit 501 to beat Eddie Hall's record. No one's ever achieved that until Eddie Hall. So. But, Thor, I'm stronger than Eddie Hall. I could and Eddie Hall says it's the king of it is the strongest.

 

02;28;24;19 - 02;29;02;28

Dan

It's the heaviest thing a human can lift. Is it a dead lift in this true no one's ever lift anything heavier than in a in that particular motion. A deadlift is the heaviest move you could do. You'd see that by him. 500, whatever that number is in pounds. So Thor trained up to that point, but depending here. So he had he hit the record in his own gym under his lights, no competition, just work up to the weight and got 100, 501 congratulation.

 

02;29;02;28 - 02;29;14;23

Dan

That was amazing. But you got to do it underneath the lights to make it official. It's like in a world record and gain Olympic record. There's a two differences.

 

02;29;16;04 - 02;29;17;27

Chris

I guess. Yeah. So sort of.

 

02;29;18;21 - 02;29;19;29

Dan

You get a world record, right?

 

02;29;20;00 - 02;29;22;19

Chris

Yeah. Let's do a little book that no one reads.

 

02;29;23;00 - 02;29;31;18

Dan

Sure. Or we get the old Olympic record know, like, oh my goodness, under the lights under these conditions, underneath the stress, underneath the competition and.

 

02;29;31;18 - 02;29;33;09

Chris

A guaranteed million dollar endorsement.

 

02;29;33;24 - 02;29;59;05

Dan

Sure. Like, money wise. Yeah, obviously. But I'm going with like underneath the stress of competition that someone next to you could snatch this away from you. So for you to beat them, you got to go beyond any human has gone this particular time. At the same time, could any any one of them could hit the Olympic record but you do it negotiable.

 

02;30;00;05 - 02;30;16;17

Dan

So that's why I say Thor, the unofficial he he like he for sure did 501. But Eddie Hall says I've done 520 at home before. Yeah, that's debatable. Right. But maybe he has.

 

02;30;17;03 - 02;30;19;14

Chris

Well is that advantageous to be shorter.

 

02;30;20;08 - 02;30;20;17

Dan

No.

 

02;30;20;26 - 02;30;21;26

Chris

For squatting.

 

02;30;22;05 - 02;30;27;21

Dan

Squatting. Yes. Deadlift is actually better to be longer long.

 

02;30;27;23 - 02;30;29;09

Chris

I obviously don't know the difference.

 

02;30;29;25 - 02;30;33;16

Dan

Deadlift is just your straight up lifting off of weight.

 

02;30;33;16 - 02;30;34;15

Chris

Of both floor.

 

02;30;34;15 - 02;30;36;18

Dan

Of the floor and standing up with your arms squatting.

 

02;30;37;04 - 02;30;38;21

Chris

In your fucking ass and your knees.

 

02;30;39;06 - 02;30;48;28

Dan

Squat in basically a weight on your back and you're literally trying to go underneath. You're trying to get your your ass to be parallel to your knees or lower and back up.

 

02;30;50;08 - 02;30;54;17

Chris

Thanks. I'm going to do that when I go home tonight. Squatting Victor?

 

02;30;54;24 - 02;30;56;18

Dan

Yeah. Got a big dump yeah.

 

02;30;58;19 - 02;30;59;13

Chris

Absolutely.

 

02;31;00;13 - 02;31;06;25

Dan

OK, so stuff I'm still curious. So that's just Latinos. Hey.

 

02;31;07;22 - 02;31;10;04

Chris

Yeah. I mean, occasional white find attractive, but like.

 

02;31;10;15 - 02;31;11;05

Dan

That's rare though.

 

02;31;12;17 - 02;31;13;17

Chris

Yeah, I'm just tired of.

 

02;31;14;16 - 02;31;17;10

Dan

Was like the average white chicks, but then you got tanned.

 

02;31;18;19 - 02;31;19;13

Chris

Will I tell them?

 

02;31;20;02 - 02;31;27;02

Dan

No, no, no. I was. You could tell, but like, she goes outdoors goes outdoors. No, it doesn't matter.

 

02;31;27;18 - 02;31;33;16

Chris

They all look the same and they'll have the same fucking profile picture. They all have this in the mountains. In the mountains doing a yoga pose.

 

02;31;33;16 - 02;31;34;28

Dan

And Canadian flag.

 

02;31;35;09 - 02;31;44;02

Chris

Look at me on top of a mountain doing downward dog or whatever the fuck it is. And then they're friends and then they have the same photos. Like, I hike, I do this. I have.

 

02;31;44;02 - 02;31;47;02

Dan

A dog. Yeah, it's just it's me.

 

02;31;47;11 - 02;31;48;14

Chris

It's overplayed and boring.

 

02;31;49;22 - 02;31;53;24

Dan

I like it. Yeah, no, I know. It's not like I'm jogging. It's a.

 

02;31;53;24 - 02;31;54;12

Chris

Whitewash.

 

02;31;55;16 - 02;31;57;23

Dan

No, see, but the thing is that you probably the Asian chick.

 

02;31;58;15 - 02;32;01;26

Chris

Is very attractive, but they have no interest in me whatsoever.

 

02;32;01;26 - 02;32;05;23

Dan

So weird. Hey, Beth, because I try to get away from them.

 

02;32;06;09 - 02;32;07;10

Chris

Yeah, well, I mean.

 

02;32;09;19 - 02;32;17;19

Dan

Weird. Hey, it's like, I know you're into me. I think you're hot, too, but something tells me, like.

 

02;32;18;10 - 02;32;21;27

Chris

I also don't think any girls like, white guys very much at all.

 

02;32;21;27 - 02;32;31;11

Dan

Indian girls. Yeah, that's not true. We got to get. We are a couple in our gym. This guy moved from England. To be with her and her family here.

 

02;32;31;13 - 02;32;32;00

Chris

Oh, really?

 

02;32;32;07 - 02;32;39;10

Dan

She's Indian. Oh, what you keep to real cute. Real cute. Strong.

 

02;32;39;20 - 02;32;40;08

Chris

Strong.

 

02;32;40;23 - 02;32;49;15

Dan

Sure. No, no, no, no. Well, besides that, like, if she if she just weren't a normal shirt, just like, oh, she's fit. They even look that size when they get a pump.

 

02;32;50;10 - 02;32;53;20

Chris

I said Ginger's say Ginger said that Ginger's.

 

02;32;53;28 - 02;32;55;03

Dan

Yeah. Oh.

 

02;32;56;22 - 02;33;00;06

Chris

Right, right, right. You like Ginger's yes girls? Yeah.

 

02;33;00;21 - 02;33;05;23

Dan

I don't know why that pasty skin sometimes you was that.

 

02;33;06;06 - 02;33;09;05

Chris

Like the ginger girls, red haired, blue eyed girls.

 

02;33;10;21 - 02;33;15;15

Ragu

For me it's not really the looks I would say it looks will match into it.

 

02;33;15;15 - 02;33;25;04

Chris

But for me, I mean, like you can't go off anything else at the beginning. There has to be some sort of attraction for you to want to get to know that person. Right?

 

02;33;25;16 - 02;33;26;21

Dan

Yeah. So.

 

02;33;27;03 - 02;33;31;08

Ragu

I don't know, like, sometimes it just clicks for me and sometimes it doesn't click at all.

 

02;33;35;07 - 02;33;43;20

Ragu

I don't know. Like, I mostly like Indian girls. And then there are some white girls stuff which I really like, but makes sense.

 

02;33;43;21 - 02;33;46;28

Dan

No, Asian jokes? No. Huh?

 

02;33;50;00 - 02;33;50;16

Dan

I get it.

 

02;33;51;12 - 02;33;52;02

Ragu

I don't know.

 

02;33;52;02 - 02;33;54;18

Dan

Well, Filipino chicks specifically. Oh.

 

02;33;55;07 - 02;33;56;13

Chris

If they are attractive.

 

02;33;56;17 - 02;34;00;02

Dan

Because you know what I'm saying? They got a two blood thing.

 

02;34;01;01 - 02;34;01;20

Chris

Too. Blood?

 

02;34;01;27 - 02;34;05;11

Dan

Yeah. They got the Japanese and they got the Spanish that.

 

02;34;05;14 - 02;34;07;05

Chris

Yeah, it's sometimes hard to tell.

 

02;34;07;05 - 02;34;14;27

Dan

That's what Filipinos actually came up to. That's what a lot of Filipino-American, if you ever look at their last name for some reason, seem like it's Spanish.

 

02;34;15;14 - 02;34;16;29

Chris

I've actually never noticed that.

 

02;34;16;29 - 02;34;18;04

Dan

So now you're going to notice.

 

02;34;19;08 - 02;34;26;22

Chris

We'll see next. Next. The next Filipino person I meet, I'll look up their last name. I don't know.

 

02;34;26;22 - 02;34;33;15

Dan

Cruise it well, no, that's. That's guaranteed. S.A.. Santiago. Yeah, that.

 

02;34;33;15 - 02;34;33;28

Chris

Makes it.

 

02;34;34;06 - 02;34;39;13

Dan

Sound as. I don't know, but I'm just saying, just curious.

 

02;34;42;00 - 02;34;43;20

Dan

OK, I think we should really wrap this up.

 

02;34;43;21 - 02;34;45;27

Chris

Yeah, my my ass can't take much more of a seat.

 

02;34;46;05 - 02;34;50;11

Dan

Yeah, I think a lot we're good.

 

02;34;50;25 - 02;34;51;09

Chris

We're good.

 

02;34;51;27 - 02;34;55;11

Dan

This is the fourth. That podcast. The fourth best.

 

02;34;56;21 - 02;35;17;19

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